I need to find that old script someone made for a Rock/Punk interaction. Shit was epic. Only problem is Beth has been released but you can replace her with AJ Lee.
Talking about this:
Punk: "So yeah, broke up with her, and that's that. Like I said, she's a douche bag"
Rock *thinks to himself* Sounds like this Glamazon mama needs to meet The Rocks 'Holy Moses'. Yeaaahhh bab... is he still talking?!"
Beth: "Wow, I can't believe it. I've always been a huge fan Rock."
Rock: "Please, call me Dwayne. Now, Miss Pheonix, I dunno about ashes, but let's see about getting some rising done! Eeeeeeasy big fella. Easy.
This next morning:
Punk: "What the hell, Duuuuwayane?! What the hell were you thinking?! Sleeping with my ex like that?! And on that bed no less!"
Rock: "Woah. First thing. Know your role. Second thing. Shut yo' mouth. Now let the Rock make one thing perfectly clear to you. Perfectly clear. The Rock, did not, sleep with your ex last night on that bed. No no no no no, No."
Rock: "No. Of course not. I fucked her. I fucked her last night. And not just on that bed. We did it on the couch. In the kitchen. In the shower. Down the hall beside the Pepsi machine. Oh you mad now?!
Rock: "Yeah thought as much. Beth told me about your pipebomb. Said it was a short fuse though."
Rock: "But don't worry. You are the best in the world. This much is true she said. You are. Best in the world. For all of 2 minutes. Now get your greasy slicked back hair, short order cook at Waffle house lookin sum'bitch out of the Rock's suite. Oh, one more thing. Next time when the Rock tells you to bring his coffee, make sure it's low fat. Bitch"
"BM Punk's claim to be the best, the Rock has found quite brutal. Clearly Phillip is a man who has no strudel!
"I'm the Best in the World!" Phil would sing. As he trembled with fear stepping into the People's Ring!
And faster, faster than scrooge saw the ghost of Christmas past. The Rock hit the People's Ring and whooped vanilla midget's ass!
It seemed quite certain the title would switch, as The Rock made CM his OWN Punk ass bitch!"
Last edited by Rock316AE : 11-19-2012 at 04:56 PM.
Who still thinks Rock is walking out of Rumble with the gold? I'm starting to think he isn't.
Unfortunately, I'm starting to think that too. The nightmare that is Punk's reign looks like it'll never end. But one thing is for sure, The Rock will destroy him on the mic and with him playing the heel, he'll be set up to be embarrassed in the confrontations so that's a good thing.
Serious question, will my fellow Dwayne fans be watching the programme if they go down this route?
The Cena feud sucked donkeys and was practically unwatchable for large periods.
I will go to youtube or wherever to catch all the segments but only because it's THE ROCK and we don't exactly get to see him daily in a wrestling ring (talking or wrestling). I just hope they never again cross paths after The Rock wins at the Rumble.
With that said, it'll be funny to see Philip become a popular name to call Punk just like Dwayne is with The Rock.