What's more? I am competing in the United States Championship title match tonight. What does that show? It shows how electrifying and resilient I am. I can compete in two matches in one night and win! So not only will Team Dandy be leaving with their heads held high in the sky tonight, with all of Team Booker left in hospital wards, but they will have a newly crowned United States Champion in their midst.
Last month I lost my United States Championship by 1 point. 1 point! I have returned for my rematch to prove that last month's victory for NewGuy was nothing more than a fluke. I don't care if this is a Fatal 4 Way or a 20 Man Over The Top Rope match, I know I can win. Good luck out their tonight, guys - you're all going to need it /cliché.
I think I can, I think I can, I know I can. Look at the little engine that could.
Your talk, much like your forgotten reign, are decrepit relics of an old era. WFF felt the winds of change and it needed a true champion, a new champion, a man not afraid to face not 1, not 2, but 3 opponents in his first title defense. A man so brazen and bold as to go on to captain his own team and lead them to glorious victory. Sadly, this man is NOT YOU
, but don't fret, you'll have the privilege of having this man kick your ass.
You call New_guy's victory a fluke, New_guy finds this hilarious. The only fluke was you being beat by 1 point
, after all, New_guy had just been in a tag title match (That loss has not been forgotten Prospekt's March). You should have been happy to beaten by New_guy after a hard fought, show stealing match, but you call it a fluke. Well, it will be settled tonight.