There is no duty we so much underrate as... being happy. -Robert Louis Stevenson
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: On the Cusp of the Schwarzschild Radius
Re: 2014 Royal Rumble Match Card Predictions
This upcoming week on Raw, Triple H should tell Punk personally that he's going to enter the Rumble as the #1 entry.
At the beginning of the Royal Rumble pay-per-view, Bryan should defeat Bray Wyatt via countout or something and escape the clutches of the other Wyatts. A little later on, Bryan goes to the back and confronts Triple H about being a "B+ player," so Trips tells Bryan that he's going to be entry #2.
Flood the ring with a bunch of heels spearheaded by The Shield and The Wyatts, etceteras.
Batista should eliminate Alberto Del Rio personally late in the match, then have Del Rio run back in and help another heel or two throw Batista out. Batista goes apeshit and nearly murders Del Rio outside the ring, sets up a grudge match for Elimination Chamber where Batista effectively tears ADR limb from limb.
At this point, Bryan should win The Royal Rumble match and wrestle for the WWE World Championship in the main event of WrestleMania.
This shit pretty much writes itself. And you know what that means: They're just about ready to fuck it up.
Credit to TAR/Stiffy for Bringing This .Gif to My Attention