Re: Total Divas vs Other Divas - Elimination Tag Match
My predictions for this match:
-Team Total Divas will come out to the TD show music, Team Non Total Divas to AJ's themesong.
-Rosa Mendes will eliminate herself by accident before the bell has even been rung. No fucks will be given.
-JoJo will surprise all by being actually decent, however she will get dominated by Tamina and eliminated quickly.
-Eva Marie will botch a roll up. Again. However, she WILL get an elimination under her belt, either vs Kaitlyn OR vs Summer Rae, because why protect actual talent, right?
-Contrary to initial instinct, the roll up from hell won't be the favoured elimination tool; that will be the submission, at least two by AJ, and probably even more by Natalya
-Team Total Divas will win, if only for the sake of the show. Left standing will be Natalya. She will then "act" like it's the biggest triumph of her career.
-The issue of AJ and Kaitlyn being in the same team will be ignored by all, as there really is no reasonable explanation for it.
-The commentary team will no sell the entire thing.
-Jerry will make at LEAST one comment about how bad he wants to boink Summer Rae. Oh, sorry JBL, I mean "Miss Fandango".
This will all take place in under 10 minutes.