My name is Paul Heyman and I represent my client, and your World Heavyweight Champion, BROOOOOCK LESSSSNAAAR! It's funny to see all of you boys in the back--Triple H, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho--clamoring, practically begging for a chance to face my client at Starrcade. Brock proved that he is the most dominant, the most ruthless, and most importantly, the most deserving to hold that championship. None of you deserve to even be in the same building as Brock Lesnar and you guys think that you should get to fight him? Look at the Undertaker--Brock annihilated him with the F-5 and we still haven't heard from him! You see, Brock Lesnar is a competitor through-and-through, he wants to fight someone who has the drive, someone who has that aggression, someone who is EXTREME enough to go the distance. I don't see any of you showing that drive, and neither does Brock Lesnar. So until someone in the back can prove they're just as dominant, ruthless and deserving as my clie---
Christian- oh please stop talking heyman. I would sooner listen to lesnar try to strong a sentence together then here you carry on. I want one more match and I don't care who it is against I am claiming what is rightfully mine.
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(@R.K.O Peep: EDIT - Oh ok I understand.)
*Chris Jericho enters*
I had enough of this crap! Paul Heyman, you need to shut that big mouth of yours. Why can't this big boy talk by himself? It's he mute or something?
*Stares at Brock Lesnar*
C'mon Brock! You stupid monkey say something you moro---*
*(This is where I expect to be interrupted or attacked by anybody who wants to do it)
Christian, Jericho, your presence out here is just laughable. You are not even close to my league. Christian, don't even make me remind you how I ended your pathetic 2-day WHC reign, and Jericho, do not make me put you out for another year.
Now moving on to more important things.... I offered my challenge to Lesnar, since the last time we have faced was almost a decade ago... things have changed. I await for your answer Heyman, since your brainless droid can't even say one sentence correctly.
As for now... I got some other...business... To take care of with some old friends.
*Orton goes backstage*
So... Rumor is it that you and Hunter had an 'agreement' not long ago. Mind put me to speed? I might be interested.
★ Your tears of pain became tears of joy. Thank you for everything, Greatest Of All Time. ★ ---