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**Magsimus** · 08-14-2008, 08:11 PM

*Finlay eventually comes round and gets to his feet. He staggers around for a while and then realises that his car has been ruined.*

*He staggers out of the arena and onto the street*

FINLAY: Taxi!! I need a Taxi I'm on my way to the hospital! My God can a man not get some damn transport around here!

RANDOM GUY: Hey, I was here first, you're going to have to wait you're turn buddy! Who the hell do you think you are anyway?! Trying to steal my cab? Honestly, people these days.

*Finlay smashes the guy over the head with the sheleighly*

FINLAY: Shut up you moron, I'm not in the mood!

*A taxi pulls up and Finlay gets inside*

FINLAY: To the local hospital, pronto!

*They arrive and Finlay runs up the the desk*

FINLAY: Can you tell me where Hornswoggle is?!

WORKER: Excuse me, who is this Hornswoggle?

FINLAY: He's my son, a 4 foot 4 midget that dresses in green and looks like a leprechaun. He wears a little hat. Now do you know where he is? He checked in a few hours ago.

WORKER: I'm sorry sir, there is nobody of that description that has ever been checked in to this hospital. Hang on, i'll just search the name. No, he never arrived here, are you sure you have come to the right place?

FINLAY: WHAT?! What do you mean he has not arrived?! Are you kidding me?! Yes, I'm sure, I was told that he would be coming here now where the hell is he! I have to find him he is injured and he needs the help of his father God damn it! Please, I'll ask you nicely, where could he possibly be?

WORKER: I don't know but our records have no trace of him ever being here. Maybe the ambulance didn't make it's way.....

*At this point Kane is in the hospital and sneaks up on Finlay*

KANE: SUPRISE!!

WORKER: *screams*

*Kane attacks Finlay from behind and throws him over the desk

He puts his head over to see where Finlay is but he takes a shot to the face from the Sheleighly. He falls to the ground*

FINLAY: You think you can sneak up on me now as well huh?! Well, think again because no-one, and I mean NO-ONE jumps me and gets away with it! That first shot was for my son and now these are all for me!

*Finlay hits Kane numourous times with the Sheleighly. He stops and drags Kane along and dumps him on a stretcher.

He rolls Kane into a dark empty room in the hospital and locks the door*

FINLAY: Thank God that's over with.

* Kane sits up and looks pissed off*

Pacdawg · 08-14-2008, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pearl Jam

Hulk Hogan: O.K. honestly man, what the hell is your damn problem! What the hell has your ass so hot that you have it out for me. I decided when I signed the contract for this epic match, it'll be two titans colliding, the irresistable force meeting the immovable object! But no! What did you want, you wanted to make this personal, you bring my life into it, you bring my legions, my millions and millions of Hulkamaniacs into this. What the hell is the damn deal, why did you even call me out here, if all you wanted to do was stir this kind of crap! Not only are you taking away the classic status of this match up with your cheap comments dude, but be a man and step up, admit what's really the problem here, and I'm not Dr. Phil brother, I'm not here to solve your problems, I'm here to solve the problem to all the Hulkamaniacs brother, and that problem right now is you dude!!

(Looks Hogan in the eyes)

Stone Cold
You think I'm a problem Hulk? Hell let me tell you all a little story. Back in the 80s, when Hulkamania was booming, Hulk Hogan was pocketing cheques left and right, and he had a bag full of knives he would carry. (What?) I said he carried knives around and what he did with all of them knives was that he would wait until the people he would talk to would turn around and then Hulk Hogan over here would stab each and every knife in that bag into people's backs!

(Circles around a bit)

So then Austin 3:16 was born not that short after. And what was left for me? (What?) I said what was left for Stone Cold (What?) For Steve Austin (What?) For The Rock (What?) For Triple H (What?) For the Undertaker! (What?) For Mick Foley (What?) For Bret Hart (What?) For Shawn Michaels (What?) For Kurt Angle (What?) For Benoit (What?) Jericho, Edge, Batista, Cena, (What?) I tell ya what. Nothing was left! What am I talking about? I'm talking about the stinking, shitty path that this son of a bitch left, for wrestlers after he was done sucking the blood from the industry. Let's say that Hulkamania never wanted to lay down, never wanted their back to be on the floor for more than 3 seconds, so that others could get to the next level (What?) More money in their pockets (What?) Can at least eat a meal (What?) Can earn a good living (What?) Be somebody! But you know what I did Hulk, I didn't wait for you to hand me the torch son, hell no, I took it from ya! And what happened? As soon as you left, the greatest era in wrestling began, and it was no thanks to you ya sorry son of a bitch!

Pearl Jam · 08-14-2008, 10:48 PM

Hulk Hogan: Is that what this is? Is that what it really comes down to now Steve? The fact that I wasn't there to hold your hand throughout this entire process. You know what, we can put Hulkamania to the side, this is me talking to you one on one as a man. And I'm telling you....to suck it up! Who was there when I needed that hand? Huh? Tell me brother! Andre? He wanted me to break my legs in the ring for 4 years before he finally passed the torch from me. Then who came? Nobody! Hulkamania was built off of my blood, my sweat, my tears, my time away from my kids, I had to entertain all of my little Hulkamaniacs! Think about that! It's not all about you, stop thinking about yourself for once brother, because this is bigger than the 3:16, this is bigger than Hulkamania.......this is.....WrestleMania dude!

Pacdawg · 08-14-2008, 11:00 PM

(Has his head down during Hogan's speech and then lifts when Hulk Hogan is done)

Stone Cold
Well Jesus Christ son, Stone Cold ain't never thought about it like that! Why didn't just say you wanted to go make movies in Hollywood, go back to your trailer trash of a family and then, you didn't want to contact any of the boys, ain't of the people that made you (What?) I said you didn't have time for anybody now did you, ya lazy piece of shit!

(Pushes Hulk Hogan to the roar of the crowd)

JR: SOMETHING IS GOING DOWN KING!

You were nothing but an asshole to me! You are an asshole Hulk. Simple as that! I'm shootin' with ya straight ya yellow bastard. You were a prick to Brian rest in peace, you were a prick to me, this whole Hulkamania crap is nothing but a sack of shit, something you don't even live by, you are a leech, you're a pussy, you never wanted to face me, but screw it Hulk, I'ma kick your ass so bad you wish you never even tested me boy, and I'm tellin that straight to ya!

Pearl Jam · 08-14-2008, 11:10 PM

Hulk Hogan: You know what Steve, as much of a man it takes, I'll admit, all these things you are saying may not affect any man, but I am a real man and I'll admit it brother, that wasn't cool at all. From a man I had so much respect for, I'm not going to sink to that level, my Hulkamaniacs don't want me to sink to that level. So Steve brother, I'll treat you as a great wrestler, you can treat me and my Hulkamaniacs like complete crap, but no dude, that won't make me become like you. And on that note brother, let's see as us two titans clash at WrestleMania as to who will be who's bitch brother!

Pacdawg · 08-14-2008, 11:38 PM

(Turns Hogan's ass around)

Stone Cold
Hold the hell up there Hogan, last time I checked Stone Cold tells your ass when to leave son. So don't turn your back on me because Stone Cold....wants.....to kick.......it back and drink a few beers with ya!

(Austin calls for some beers, opens them both and then hands one to Hogan)

Well here's to our match, our rivalry, us being two of the best, hell, to us being the best, cheers Hulk, no hard feelings.

(Hogan then reluctantly cheers and clinks his beer can with Austin's as they both chug down some beers to the crowd's enjoyment, Austin then....)

Oh yeah Hulk, what's that thing you always say, what you do with Hulkamania?

Hulk Hogan
"Whatcha gonna do brother when Hulkamania runs wild on you!?"

(Stone Cold checks his watch and drinks his beer)

Stone Cold
I'll tell ya exactly what I'ma do....I'ma open the fattest can of whip ass on it!!

(Stone Cold Steve Austin then kicks Hogan's gut and Stone Cold Stunner! Stunner! Hogan's beer spews from his mouth as he gets hit! Austin then goes on all 4 turnbuckles and cheers to the crowd)

Stone Cold
D.T.A. Hulk Hogan....Don't Trust Anybody!

the phenomenal1 · 08-14-2008, 11:47 PM

Kane falls back down again.

Then once again slowly rises up with blood dripping down his face.

Kane: Finlay!

Get’s of the stretcher.

Kane: Finlay

Tries to open the door but it’s locked.

Kane: Finlay

Turns on the light

Finlay jumps back from fear because with the lights on he could see how ugly Kane is.

Kane: Finlay

Presses his face on the little window on the door

Kane: Where’s Hornswoggle? *evil laugh*

Kane steps back and looks around the room.

Seeing empty beds and nothing else

Turns back to the door

Kane: Where’s Hornswoggle? Have you checked everywhere?

Finlay banging on the door

Kane: Laughs!

Kane leans on the door so Finlay can’t get in

Kane: Where did you check Finlay? Did you check your car? *evil laugh*

Finlay backs away from the door. The camera zooms in and we can see the terror in Finlay’s face.

Kane: *evil laugh*

Finlay runs out of the hospital.

Kane: *smiles*

Kicks down the door

Man 1: Sir.... sir.... are you a doctor?

Kane turns around and grabs the man by the throat.

Kane: Do I look like a doctor to you?

Man 1: *struggling to breath* No.

Kane: Don’t make fun of me!

Kane Chokeslams the man.

Kane walks past the desk.

Worker: Sir! Is your son alright? Hornswoggle wasn’t it? Did you take him home? I didn’t tell that man where he was.... like you said.

Kane: Oh... he will be just fine. *evil laugh*

Leaves the hospital

Spiked. · 08-14-2008, 11:57 PM

*The Rock's theme music plays.*

Woah, woah. Cut The Rock's music!

*Walks down the entrance ramp and gets into the ring*

So here we all are. The three biggest stars in the history of this company. All in The People's ring.

*Looks at Hulk Hogan who is on the ground*

Well some of us have looked better. Stone Cold, Are you wondering why the Rock is out here? Well you bald sunuvabitch it isn't for the photo opportunity. The Rock is down here because, Steve, well don't take this personally, but you seem like a bitter roody poo. This is coming from a friend Stone Cold. A guy who has to go through the same things you have. We all had to break the barriers that this man put on us. But Stone Cold, without Hulk Hogan, none of us, and The Rock means NONE OF US, including you and The Rock would be here.

*Stone Cold rips the mic out of The Rock's hands*

Pacdawg · 08-15-2008, 12:25 AM

(Austin takes the mic and is visibly drunk already on his 6th beer)

Stone Cold
"Well look who it is...Hell Rock, I'm drunk, I'm not good right now with my English, so all I really can do for ya is break down this barrier between us and offer you......a cold Steveweiser son. GIMME A BEER!"

(Austin then throws The Rock a beer as Austin double fists, The Rock opens the can of beer and begins to poor it over Hulk Hogan and throws it back at Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin then looks down)

Stone Cold
"I.....kinda wish......you hadn't done that. You just dissed.......beer. Okay Rock, if ya ain't wanna break this barrier between us, I tried English, I tried offering ya a beer, so how about some sign language?"

(Stone Cold then flips off The Rock and kicks The Rock in the gut and another Stone Cold Stunner! Stunner! The Rock backflips and sells it only like he can as Austin calls for his 9th beer as he's having a beer bash before WrestleMania)

Stone Cold
"OHHH HELLLL YYYEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

Pearl Jam · 08-15-2008, 12:36 AM

All of a sudden the lights go out while Austin is in the ring and then from the rafters comes Sting!

Sting: Austin, it's about time you take this beer to the back, because the Undertaker and I have got some serious business to take care of, and drag Hulk, and well, drag Rocky out as well.