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**JiGSaW** · 07-24-2008, 12:34 PM

So, This week, The Wrestling Machine will face Kevin Nash! And I respect Nash, He is a great wrestler and very strong! Like me! And this week we will see who really is a stronger and better wrestler! But I saw Cena's rap the other day and, I saw how he 'layed' out his opponents so I decided to make my own rap! Here is a little preview, Nash!

Kevin Nash, you're trash!
And this week on SmackDown...
I'm gonna kick your ass
And after that, your gonna be crying like a little baby!
Ain't I as good as Slim Shady!?!
And at Wrestlemania!
I'm gonna make Bret Hart say I quit like a lady!
The Gold Medalist will stand tall,
And if someone has a problem with that, then I'll kick your ass, ya'll!
I don't care if Jericho or Edge will win at Wrestlemania,
Because I'll be going after that World Heavyweight Title,
Kids come to me and say 'You're my Idol!'

So Tonight Kevin,
I'm gonna kick your ass like you were a small kid, around seven!
The Gold Medalist is out ya'll!

deuces · 07-24-2008, 12:39 PM

Big Show: Petey, all you are is this canadian flag carrying no good SON OF A BITCH! You think you deserve a match more then I do? HA! I laugh at that, Do you really think I need more then 1 or 2 moves, All My opponents do to me is run at me, hoping to take me down, but hell. That hyperfreak Vladmir Kozlov can barely take me down when I got kicked in the head three times, So Williams. If you think you can beat the Big Show, how about you and me in the ring?

**HBKHitman™** · 07-24-2008, 01:19 PM

"Chavo, Carlito, you two just won't shut up will you? You are both forgetting a little thing in this discussion. The fact that I pinned Carlito in the middle of the ring to earn a shot at the European Championship. So stop all the talk about me sticking my nose in places it doesn't belong, because I earned my way to Wrestlemania. Chavo, you are the one that stuck your nose somewhere it didn't belong when you interfered in my title match inside a Steel Cage where I clearly had Carlito beaten! So I have to face John Morrison this week, and thankfully Carlito is being forced to call it down the middle. After that, how about we all stop talking and see who is the best man at Wrestlemania. Or maybe I'll just have to shut you up myself when I leave with the gold!"

Pacdawg · 07-24-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JiGSaW

So, This week, The Wrestling Machine will face Kevin Nash! And I respect Nash, He is a great wrestler and very strong! Like me! And this week we will see who really is a stronger and better wrestler! But I saw Cena's rap the other day and, I saw how he 'layed' out his opponents so I decided to make my own rap! Here is a little preview, Nash!

Kevin Nash, you're trash!
And this week on SmackDown...
I'm gonna kick your ass
And after that, your gonna be crying like a little baby!
Ain't I as good as Slim Shady!?!
And at Wrestlemania!
I'm gonna make Bret Hart say I quit like a lady!
The Gold Medalist will stand tall,
And if someone has a problem with that, then I'll kick your ass, ya'll!
I don't care if Jericho or Edge will win at Wrestlemania,
Because I'll be going after that World Heavyweight Title,
Kids come to me and say 'You're my Idol!'

So Tonight Kevin,
I'm gonna kick your ass like you were a small kid, around seven!
The Gold Medalist is out ya'll!

Kevin Nash and Scott Hall come out to the ring as the crowd is divided to cheer or boo the popular nWo tag team champions.

Scott Hall: Heyyo...if you haven't been listening to the sexiest champions ever, on the face of God's green earth. We've been conducting a little survey. And the question is real simple, it goes like this, how many of you all, came here to see...the dubya-dubya-e!?

*Crowd Pops*

Okay okay, now, let me hear this one time, how many of you here in the great state of Carolina, are here to see the n....W....o!

*Crowd Boos*

I see...one more...for the good guys!

Now that we're done that, I'm going to pass it on to the man that's going to wash up that Olympic twirp all up on the mat on SmackDown, tell em Kev!

Kevin Nash: In case nobody knows and has been living under a rock, or in Kurt Angle's house, Bret The Hitman Hart chose the Big Sexy Machine himself, the Detroit Rock City Mack Daddy baby, the NWO Tag Team Champion of the world, the other half being my buddy over here, that's right, he chose the giant, me, Kevin Nash! You know I don't love Bret Hart, I won't invite him to my Christmas party, correct that, parties, because when you're with the Klique there's no such thing as only having one party now is there Scott.

Scott Hall: Hell I'm still hammered Kev don't ask me any complicated questions.

Kevin Nash: Speaking of complicated, it seems this complicated little man I'm facing on SmackDown is Kurt Angle. He won a gold medal in the Olympics in 1996, yeah, well I won the WWF Championship in 1995, what! While you were groping men on a mat in Atlanta, all I needed was to big boot people's asses, and make more money in one year than you've ever done in your lifetime boy! Let's say during that time, while you were representing the red, white and blue, and representing the bald eagle, ol' Kevin Nash was banging the bald eagles in the US!

But all kidding aside, I nearly threw up when I heard the most shittiest rap in my life, a boy being out of Southside Detroit, I know a little something about hip hop, and Kurt, I've never seen you rap before, I never want to see you rap again. But just for hells sake, show that rap on the screen one more time and disect this Eminem right here.

Kevin Nash, you're trash!
And this week on SmackDown...
I'm gonna kick your ass

Oh my, Scott he called me trash! I'm trash! I've been called an asshole, a prick, a douchebag, ugly, too sexy for my own good...but never trash!! Plus he said he's going to kick my ass! Kurt Angle, 5'11, 219 pounds is going to kick my 7 foot 300 pound ass, if that doesn't make sense I don't know what does.

And after that, your gonna be crying like a little baby!
Ain't I as good as Slim Shady!?!

Haha, that's funny Kurt, you see, Kurt Angle and crying like a little baby, why am I not surprised he'll always talk about crying...because he always does! Hell, I was in the men's room earlier today, and I could've sworn Kurt was in the shitter crying because there was no toilet paper!

And at Wrestlemania!
I'm gonna make Bret Hart say I quit like a lady!

I don't want to stand up for Bret, but damn that's so bad and too easy to make fun of. Quit like a lady? Ladies quit? Well I guess in your love life they do huh Kurt. The ladies love to quit Kurt Angle because he's too busy fondling the sackage of Frank Trigg!

The Gold Medalist will stand tall,
And if someone has a problem with that, then I'll kick your ass, ya'll!

Stand tall? You don't even break 6 feet, what the hell you mean stand tall haha. And yes Kurt, I told your little ass, Big Sexy's got a problem and no boy, I'll be doing the kicking, you'll be doing the receiving.

I don't care if Jericho or Edge will win at Wrestlemania,
Because I'll be going after that World Heavyweight Title,
Kids come to me and say 'You're my Idol!'

Hmm Scott, maybe I should go after the World Title pretty soon I mean, I won it before just like that? And no Kurt, no kids run up to you as your idol, wait, yes they do, an entire organization runs up to you Kurt, the BKWED organization looks at you as their idol. What's BKWED you might ask? Bald Kids With Erectile Difficulties!

So Tonight Kevin,
I'm gonna kick your ass like you were a small kid, around seven!
The Gold Medalist is out ya'll!

What the...what have you been...why are you kicking kids asses that are seven years old?

Scott Hall: I told you he's Michael Jordan chico.

Kevin Nash: Michael Jordan?

Scott Hall: Oh damn I meant yo, Michael Jackson!

Kevin Nash: Hell Kurt I don't care if you're Jackson spanking young kids, I don't care if you're R. Kelly pissing on little kids, the fact is, you ain't stepping in with a young kid, you're stepping in a man that's going to humiliate your ass, and beat that ass enough for Bret to tap your ass out.

Scott Hall: And one more thing, all those 3 tag teams talking about the sexiest NWO Tag Champs, will be coming for ya, and we'll carve you up, nWo style because we're just TWO....SWEEETTTTTTTT!

TheLegendKiller21 · 07-24-2008, 05:11 PM

Santino: Good now I'm-a ready for-a my test on the luckiest WWE Champions of all time. Just-a think about how you won the title in the first place Jabbles, the late Eddie Guerrero leaped over-a you but your wide American back just happened to touch the turnbuckle first. (sarcasm) What a classic Title match, then you had a rematch with the latins hot and got help from the Olympic Bronze Medalist Kurt Angelo. You had help through every title match you've had, your Drawer made up of Oliver Jordan and the Smashum Brothers and they helped you with the Undertakers, the Looker Bs, and even the Large Show. I'm-a glad to see your happy with the fact that you are the luckys by surviving every match you've been in. The only hope for you to get another title match is to win the Moneys in the Bank and cash in on a hurt, downed champion. Sure you can maybe beat me this Monday, and there's a icicles chance in heck that you'll be able to climb a ladder but the odds are in favor of-a Santino Marella. The most experienced peoples in ladder matches with take themselves out. Me and you can agree Jeremy Hardly will jump off one and damn near kill himself and I beat the CM Junks in a ladder match just last week. And of course the Christiano Cages thinks this is a cage match so by the process of division it could very well come down to me and-a you. Let's see if your so called punishment you can take and give out is all the hype makes it out to be.

TheLionTamer · 07-24-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by deuces

Big Show: Petey, all you are is this canadian flag carrying no good SON OF A BITCH! You think you deserve a match more then I do? HA! I laugh at that, Do you really think I need more then 1 or 2 moves, All My opponents do to me is run at me, hoping to take me down, but hell. That hyperfreak Vladmir Kozlov can barely take me down when I got kicked in the head three times, So Williams. If you think you can beat the Big Show, how about you and me in the ring?

Petey Williams: Oh WAIT WAIT WAIT... Hold on a second. I've already proven myself Big Show,I have the Most Devastating Finisher in Wrestling Today! I am a former two time X-Division Champion! And I know i shouldn't waist my time with a washed up no talent has been like yourself but neek week i will show you why they call me The Definition of Definition.

Would it be alright if you made me a smack down petey picture jatt? thanks

deuces · 07-25-2008, 12:28 PM

Big Show: PETEY! I THINK you are challenging me, but do you really want a piece of this? I can take you on when I am standing on my shoulders! So if you are challenging me, then how about on Smackdown, Big Show vs Petey Williams? And I will show you that I am the WORLDS STRONGEST ATHLETE

**JiGSaW** · 07-25-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HBKHitman™

"Chavo, Carlito, you two just won't shut up will you? You are both forgetting a little thing in this discussion. The fact that I pinned Carlito in the middle of the ring to earn a shot at the European Championship. So stop all the talk about me sticking my nose in places it doesn't belong, because I earned my way to Wrestlemania. Chavo, you are the one that stuck your nose somewhere it didn't belong when you interfered in my title match inside a Steel Cage where I clearly had Carlito beaten! So I have to face John Morrison this week, and thankfully Carlito is being forced to call it down the middle. After that, how about we all stop talking and see who is the best man at Wrestlemania. Or maybe I'll just have to shut you up myself when I leave with the gold!"

Carlito: Poor little Rey Rey, You need your memory checked! Carlito has never lost to you, you little frog! We've been in 2 matches! 1 where we teamed up and 1 where we fought 1-on-1 in a Steel Cage match! And in both causes...Carlito won the match! So really, you don't have that much change of winning the Triple Threat! Think about it Rey! Carlito has defeated Chavo Guerrero and Carlito has defeated Rey! The odds are good for Carlito! And that's cool!

TheLionTamer · 07-26-2008, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by deuces

Big Show: PETEY! I THINK you are challenging me, but do you really want a piece of this? I can take you on when I am standing on my shoulders! So if you are challenging me, then how about on Smackdown, Big Show vs Petey Williams? And I will show you that I am the WORLDS STRONGEST ATHLETE

Petey Williams:Oh but of course your The Worlds Strongest Athlete Show! Theres no doubting that! well maybe.. there was the time where you got knocked out by a 140 lbs. Floyd Mayweather. Did that make you feel strong Show? Did it? You have to face the facts sooner or later show, a fat disgusting American slob like yourself does not belong in a wrestling ring. Look at you! your sweating already sweating just standing there. Those Droopy things you call pecks must be D-32s! So next week you better hit the treadmill and stop scarfing down all the fast food. Because Maple Leaf Muscle Petey Williams... The Definition OF DEFINITION will show what a real wrestler can do!

the phenomenal1 · 07-26-2008, 06:22 PM

Chris Jericho: you know Edge is right this is my biggest opportunity in years, my big chance at Wrestlemania by becoming the world champion again! Now Edge no one is going to argue with you, you have had one hell of a career in the WWE! You’ve won all the titles beaten everyone that there is to beat. Liked you said you even sent the Rock packing home! Now I’ve might not had as any titles then you in the WWE, but I will forever be the first undisputed champion, by beating the Rock and Stone Cold in one night!
But enough of talking about the past, enough of the past already! Nobody wants to know how many tag team titles Edge has hold, no one wants to know how many titles I’ve hold because the only things that matter at this point in time is Wrestlemania! It doesn’t matter who’s has the most bum boys, because the only thing that matters is who gets the three count at Wrestlemania! So I’m not going to brag about what I’ve done in the WWE because I’m only thinking about the future, and the future of Smackdown is....... Jericho! And no can stop the Jericho era! Not you or any of the Smackdown roster can stop it, because you see the Jericho era is fact! It’s going to happen and it’s coming soon, and what better way to start the Jericho era at Wrestlemania! So sit back, get your popcorn out because at Wrestlemania the dark cloud that is Edge era which covers Smackdown will be swept away from the bright light that is.... Jericho!