William Regal: looks like I’ve got my wish because this week on Raw I face CM Punk in money in the bank qualifier match and Punk it looks like your career is going down the tracks somewhat, first of all you can’t seem to win the Intercontinental championship away from John Morrison, and after this week on Raw your fate will be settled for Wrestlemania! *William Regal pulls out a chair* here Punk this my come is use to us, since you will be sitting Wrestlemania out this year, because Punk I will beat you this week then I will go onto to Wrestlemania to become Mr money in the bank!
Chris Jericho: Wrestlemania is just around and all the announcers, fans, wrestlers, everybody is excited about Wrestlemania! It’s only 3 weeks away, baby! But before Wrestlemania gets here is need to get passed the high flying Jeff Hardy this week on Smackdown in a little warm up match for Y2J. Now don’t get me wrong Jeff Hardy can be dangerous when there’s ladder involved but some bad news Jeff there will no sign of any ladders in our match, so your chances of winning have gone to might to no chance at all! Now Mr McMahon do you think it’s fair that Edge gets another week off, so let me pick a opponent for the rated R superstar this week on Smackdown!
Chris Sabin: So this is our last chance to get to Wrestlemania! The only people standing in our way are the Dudley Boys!
Alex Shelly: The master of table matches themselves. We were getting ready for our rematch with Flair and Kennedy, to bring down the house one more time, but facing the Dudleys seems to be a good match. Dudley’s this is our last opportunity to get into the WWE Tag Team Championship match, we have beaten you before and we’re going to do it again!
Chris Sabin: We have beaten you before in TNA and I am damn sure that we can beat you again, you know why? Because we have speed on our side! You two are overweight and out of shape and our quickness will be enough to take us to Wrestlemania!
Alex Shelly: Our quickness is also going to help us win the Table match at Wrestlemania and be crowed the new WWE Tag Team Champions! Dudley Boys get ready to have the trigger pulled on you!
Shelton Benjamin: Chavo you continue to come out here and run your mouth about how will duck out of defending our World Tag Team Championship, but as far as I can remember we said that we would defend the title against your loser team mates LAX in the street fight on Raw, but seen as the match has been moved to the grandest stage of them all that’s ok with me and Styles because it just means that more people are going to see LAX lose again at our hands!
AJ Styles: Chavo you always talk about how Guerreros are warriors, but what have you got to show for it? Battle scars, that’s what! We gave you those scars, in our battle and you can off worst! What has the L.W.O. got left? You claim that you will have all of the gold on Raw, but I don’t see you wearing any at the moment! Your best friend Carlito left your group, and stabbed you in the back! Chavo what we’re trying to say is give it up, you have lost whatever hold you had on Raw, The Phenomenal Ones are now in control and the soon you understand that the better!
Victoria: Beth Phoenix come Wrestlemania, very diva in the whole of the WWE is going to see why I am the most dominant diva in the WWE! You maybe the Glamazon, but I something much better, I am the top diva, and once I beat you at Wrestlemania you will finally realise that!
Shelton Benjamin: Tonight Styles and me would like to be in tag team action, against Chavo and a partner of his choosing. The World Tag Team Championship will not be on the line. Chavo if you cannot find a partner we will be happy for it to be a handicap match!
John Morrison: And I can't wait to beat another overrated superstar by these fans. CM Punk was the savior of all that is straightedge and what did I do? Two weeks in a row I took him out in an Ironman Match and a Ladder Match. I've been champ barely a week and a half and I'm already dominating the competition and Mankind is just going to be another example. Maybe Mankind while I'm smashing your lifeless head with trash cans, chairs, and anything I can get my hands on maybe you'll drift away to the Palace of Wisdom and realize how it feels to be me. Only to be in for a rude awakening when that bell rings and your career is over once and for all. If you haven't noticed I'm the new King of Hardcore and all matches that have a special stipulation to them. There is no superstar in the world that can beat me for this Intercontinental Title, not in a normal match or in any kind of match they choose. The New Face of Raw is taking the WWE by storm, take notice.
You're going to bash my head in john? You're going to make me bleed? I WANT it to happen, I want you to give me everything you've got and then see the look on your face when you just can't pin me! I had to get pedigree'd TWICE for Triple H to beat me in our street fight! I got up from being thrown off the Hell In A Cell! You'll never come close to what I've done because Morrison, you are scared! I can see it in that pretty little face of yours, you're scared to take it to the limit and beyond! And on Monday Night Raw, when Mr. Socko is halfway down your throat, maybe then you will realize your place in this company. Have a nice day. *smirk*
"Well, well, well. I prepare early in the week for Paul London in a Ladder Match for money, and I end up with William Regal. I can adjust, no biggie. But Regal, I've got news for you, I'm already in the Money In The Bank match at Wrestlemania. You just have to beat me to get in yourself. And you know what, I need more practice in ladder matches, so I'm gonna give you the same offer that I gave London. Except this time, I know you actually have some money, unlike London. So how about we each put 10 G's in a bag and suspend it from the rafters. Whoever takes it down, keeps the 20 Grand. And if you happen to beat me, you also get into the Money In The Bank match. What do you say Regal?
"Well, Elijah, I guess we all have to listen to the boss. Sorry London, I guess you won't get your title match this week. However, I do plan on defending this title every week, so if... I mean when I beat Elijah Burke this week, you can have the next shot. OK London? Back to Elijah, you talk the talk but you never could walk the walk as champion. So a Tables Match it is. And sending you through a table will be what it takes to keep my belt. Don't worry Elijah, I've got a nice one lined up for you. It may be a Twist of Fate or a Leg Drop, but you'll be going through that table. I want to keep this title for a long, long time. And I will be a fighting champion, something you never were!"
"OK Carlito. I've had enough of your crap. You try to act like some nice guy who knows all. Well I know you're full of shit! A cage match doesn't scare me. You think because I'm short I won't be able to climb the cage fast enough? And you're trying to take away my 619. Get the picture Carlito, I'm much quicker than you, and when you aren't expecting it, it's gonna be lights out. Maybe you'll be trying to get out the door, and I'll grab hold of the cage and then BAM! 619 baby. All you need to know, Carlito, is that when I'm done with you, that gold will be around my waist, and that will be very, very cool."
"Hey Jericho! You think I'm a one-trick pony? You think I can only win in Ladder Matches? Well you're wrong, man. I may not have won as many Intercontinental Titles as you Jericho, but I've won it 4 times. I'm also a 6-time Tag Team Champion. I've done things out of the realm of ladder matches. And I'm not scared of you one bit. You do have a big mouth though. I plan on shutting it!"
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Favorite Wrestlers: Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Triple H, Undertaker, CM Punk, Mr. Kennedy, Chris Jericho, Rey Mysterio, Edge
SvR2008 SUCKS... I can't create wrestlers easily... therefore, there will not be a 2008 sim league. Sorry guys!
Carlito: Rey Mysterio, shut up! Carlito is tired of your god damn whining! Next Monday...Carlito is gonna make you stop whining and start yelling in pain! So stop you damn whining and act like a man! Take off that mask!
Paul London
Matt, you remain one of the guys i have the highest amount of respect for, so yes anytime for that title of yours. Anyway Owen.. tonight its me and you.. but im sorry but its my time to shine
John Morrison: Are you crazy Mankind? Do you know what you're getting into? I don't think you do, you say you're going to be able to withstand everything I put you through well I don't see that happening when you find out just what I have planned for you. I guess you've changed Mankind, calling me pretty and wanting to stick things down my throat. You're nothing more than an old man trying to get other men to touch you. That's not how I roll Mankind so prepare yourself to be beaten and not massaged or whatever else you're expecting. And to say I'm scared is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. It's like everyday in this company people say their opponent is 'scared' why should I be scared of an overweight man who has the brain of a twelve year old and likes to draw faces on his socks. You're nothing Mankind and Monday I'm going to take you our permenantly just because I can't stand to see you here.
do I know what I'm getting into? I'm going up against one of the fastest face ofRaw. the Shaman Of Sexy, The Guru Of Greatness, John Morrison! And I should be scared? I don't know if you notice these things, but John, you are the one who gave yourself those nicknames!YOU! I didn't name myself the hardcore legend Mick Foley. John if you beat me it would elevate you to new hights. It would let everyone know you are what you say you are. But until you stop beating people like CM Punk and Carlito, and start beating guys like me and Shawn Michaels, you're nothing but a midcarder! So get your head out of your ass and stop thinking your God's Gift to Sports Entertainment because you won the Intercontinental title afew times.
William Regal: Now I have to admit that I don’t experience in ladders matches but that will not stop me going to Wrestlemania and becoming Mr Money in the bank! So I don’t accept your little ladder match because I realised something if we do turn into a ladder match on Raw you would have the advantage, but if we keep a singles match the advantage would be mine, because when the pressure is on that’s when my best wrestling comes out of me, and when you do step in the ring with be Punk then you will wish you was never born, because I will teach you the new meaning of bloody pain! Now you might ask why I turned down you little match on Raw since I will qualify for the money in the bank ladder match this week, well you might say I need experience for this type of match, but I will probably have the most experience out of all the wrestlers you are in the money in the bank ladder match, granted that experience isn’t in ladders matches but I have been in ladder matches before and with that and a good game plan I will win the money in the bank match at Wrestlemania!
And once again thank you for this opportunity Mr McMahon
Kane: *evil laughs* Wrestlemania! is just around the corner and I find the big red machine isn’t even on the card, but this has helped me to realise something that I need to bring the monster within out again and unleash it on whoever gets in my way! So Mr McMahon who better than to defend the Raw brand at Wrestlemania than the monster of Raw! *evil laughs*
OOC: Sorry to be a pain Jatt but can I have a promo card for William Regal?