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**DriveByLeo** · 07-07-2008, 05:43 PM

Shelton Benjamin: It looks like the L.W.O are starting to fall apart already! This is really funny!

AJ Styles: Have you heard this LAX want their rematch at Wrestlemania now, instead of tonight. I think it has something to do with Carltio leavening their little group! LAX you don’t call the shots any more! We will give your rematch, but on Raw! You don’t tell us what to do, we’re the World tag champions now, and we have been asking for weeks to be in the Money in the bank match!

Shelton Benjamin: LAX I really think that you guys are getting in way over your head! LAX get ready for an other beating, but this time it’s going to 10 times worst in the street fight!

AJ Styles: Vince what about some stipulations for the tag match tonight, LAX can have there street fight on Raw, but if any members of there little group, L.W.O. interrupt the match they will lose the match! Are you two still confidante?

Shelton Benjamin: Styles and me will not be facing Umaga tonight as we will be facing LAX. Chavo why don’t you stop trying act as if you’re the Raw GM and man up! Face it your little group has lost the war! Chavo you seem to be out of action, how about we chose your opponent tonight or don’t you think that’s fair?

AJ Styles: Vince me and Benjamin still want in on the Money in the bank ladder match, please let us be in it.

Jatt Kidd · 07-07-2008, 06:18 PM

Vince McMahon: Sometimes I get confused if I am speaking English or not to my roster. Champions are not allowed to be in the Money In The Bank ladder match! Get it? Now, since the Phenomenal Ones are champions, you two will face LAX in a street fight at WrestleMania, I'm not responsible for who jumps in, because as it says, it's a street fight!

Bryan, you have your open challenge.

As for Orton vs. Big Show, Big Show yes, Orton no! Randy, I have a better idea, at WrestleMania, it'll be the 3rd Generation stars battling it out, who really has wrestling in their blood, it'll be 3 generations battling it out with 3 other generations...it'll be Randy Orton against the People's Champion The Rock! Big Show, I'll wait for another RAW superstar to defend the brand.

As for Hardy and Burke, no, you guys won't face each other at WrestleMania, how dumb are you two there's already a tables match morons! Jesus Christ! You two instead will face each other this week on SmackDown for that TV Title! It's time to get the TV title picture cleared up!

On RAW, it'll be Carlito vs. Rey Mysterio in a Steel Cage match for the European title, Chavo, you'll have to wait until after that match to get your rematch.

As for Paul London, you are a SmackDown superstar, so I feel that you should face a SmackDown superstar, now some are busy. But I have just the opponent for you...the debut of the King of Harts, Owen Hart!

As for Jeff Hardy, you're in, but this week you'll face Y2J, both of you guys can 'warmup' for WrestleMania.

And William Regal, what can I do with you, how about this, you want in on the Money In The Bank match so badly? You'll have to face another competitor in that match, CM Punk! Your fate lies in his hands.

Now, Motor City Machine Guns, how do I put this. You guys lost! You lost your damn opportunity, so what's the point in facing the team you just lost to. You know what, instead, this will be your last chance, and if you blow it, I don't want to hear another peep out of you 2, you can watch WrestleMania from the sidelines, because if you don't beat....the Dudley Boyz...there will be no WrestleMania moment for the Gunners. Got it!?

Mankind...ah God I thought I got rid of you. You want to prove yourself, well then you'll have to do it against Morrison in a non-title match, better yet, I want to make you feel more at home, in a hardcore match!

Finally, Benoit vs. Marella, you two tear each other apart, because the winner will face Chris Hero for the US Title at WrestleMania.

benoitforever · 07-07-2008, 06:35 PM

Afew days ago I asked for a match against John Morrison for his intercontinental title. You would think John would have responded by now, but no! Vince, I want this match on Raw, hardcore or not, I'm sick of not getting the respect that I deserve!

Danielson, I heard you want me in a match with a stipulation. Well if you want a stipulation I don't want the match! Wrestle me, don't fight me. Wrestle me.

Micky Montana™ · 07-07-2008, 06:45 PM

Bret Hart: Great, look who's back and you know what brother, I'm actually happy to see you. You know, one thing I was looking forward to was finally getting my hands on the man that calls himself the best in this business, but its time to show him who the real legend int his business is when it comes to technical skills and that's me Kurt Angle and you know it! But once I get past that little runt in the dream match everybody has been wanting to see ever since the Hitman came back, Owen, I wanted to pull you back to the Hart Foundation, begin once again what was something so great, but it appears you might have a disease, a bipolar disorder, because one day you tell me you love me and you'll do anything for me, and then the next day you want to rip my damn head off, and show it to our family, that you actually beat me. Well Owen, you beat me already! You happy? You beat me at WrestleMania X, fair and square in the middle of that ring, what more do you want! Let it go brother, because I already have.

**JiGSaW** · 07-07-2008, 06:55 PM

Kurt Angle: Somehow....I noticed that the Gold Medalist, The Wrestling Machine...Is not on the SmackDown show! Vince...I'm feeling pumped up!!! I wanna break a ankle! BOOK ME VINCE!!! I'LL TAKE ON ANYONE!

TheLegendKiller21 · 07-07-2008, 07:20 PM

John Morrison: Mankind wants a title match? What is wrong with this guy, can you hear me? Oh wait, you can't your ear was mangled in one of these so called hardcore matches. I don't if you've heard but I'm the New Face of Raw and Intercontinental Champion. To earn a shot you're going to have to do more than lay down one eared challenges. Mr. McMahon has resolved this and I will face you in a hardcore match this Monday. Have a nice day? I hope you've had a nice life because hardcore or not John Morrison is going to reign victorious over the man with a death wish.

Santino Marella: Thank-a you, Mr. McMahon. It is signed Chris the Benoits, me versus a-you and the winner goes on to battle the SuperHeros.The funny thing about-a this match is I know everything you are going to do. You'll come right-a out here and say (Marella makes a scowl on his face, mocking Benoit) 'I'm-a the Chris Benoits and I will make you slap-a the mat.' My goal is to-a beat you Benoits and then win the United States Championship to bring some pride to that title and maybe even some class to this worthless country. But you Chris-a the Benoits would know-a nothing about this, you are from Canada and let's just say I'd-a rather take the red, white, and blue then-a the red and white...eh?

Xdoggx · 07-07-2008, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 27leo27

Shelton Benjamin: It looks like the L.W.O are starting to fall apart already! This is really funny!

AJ Styles: Have you heard this LAX want their rematch at Wrestlemania now, instead of tonight. I think it has something to do with Carltio leavening their little group! LAX you don’t call the shots any more! We will give your rematch, but on Raw! You don’t tell us what to do, we’re the World tag champions now, and we have been asking for weeks to be in the Money in the bank match!

Shelton Benjamin: LAX I really think that you guys are getting in way over your head! LAX get ready for an other beating, but this time it’s going to 10 times worst in the street fight!

AJ Styles: Vince what about some stipulations for the tag match tonight, LAX can have there street fight on Raw, but if any members of there little group, L.W.O. interrupt the match they will lose the match! Are you two still confidante?

Shelton Benjamin: Styles and me will not be facing Umaga tonight as we will be facing LAX. Chavo why don’t you stop trying act as if you’re the Raw GM and man up! Face it your little group has lost the war! Chavo you seem to be out of action, how about we chose your opponent tonight or don’t you think that’s fair?

AJ Styles: Vince me and Benjamin still want in on the Money in the bank ladder match, please let us be in it.

For Champions, you two can sure make scene ese "We want in on the MITB" booohhooo, Styles, Benjamin shut the hell up ese!!!!! *Chavo sneers* You two continue to duck out of matches then what kind of champions are you? That's why L.W.O are warriors we will go out there and face anybody at any given time ese! Go ahead choose my opponent guys because it's like I said I am a WARRIOR, a GUERRERO!! Whoever it is going to get Chavito Heat! As for Carlito, Vince it's ok because I actually rather have my rematch at Wrestlemania! Carlito, I treated you like a brother and then you backstabb me? That's all good homes because at Wrestlemania I can promise you that I will seek revenge!

Oh and Carlito, I will be at ringside to cheer my maan on! Oh and as for Danielson's open challenge, Umaga certainly wants to beat someone up and your the perfect punching bag for Umaga *Chavo and Melina makeout as the crowd boos them*

benoitforever · 07-07-2008, 08:22 PM

Morrison my ear is like this because I gave it all for the fans and the company! I'm sure your probably concerned more with how your face looks than entertaining the fans. I can't wait to shove a sweaty sock halfway down your throat!

**Magsimus** · 07-07-2008, 08:38 PM

is it too late to join?

benoitforever · 07-07-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by no1magsfan

is it too late to join?

no just look on the list for a superstar w/ no name next to it and ask to be him/her