"Hey Elijah! Don't you dare try to tell me what it means to be a great champion. You never defended your title. You see, it took me about a day to set up my first title defense. I am not scared. Paul London is getting a title shot this week because I am a fighting champion. But if you want a Tables Match, why don't you wait until the grandest stage of them all. Wrestlemania. Matt Hardy vs. Elijah Burke for the TV Title in a Tables Match at Wrestlemania. It's got a nice ring to it. What do you say?"
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"Hey Elijah! Don't you dare try to tell me what it means to be a great champion. You never defended your title. You see, it took me about a day to set up my first title defense. I am not scared. Paul London is getting a title shot this week because I am a fighting champion. But if you want a Tables Match, why don't you wait until the grandest stage of them all. Wrestlemania. Matt Hardy vs. Elijah Burke for the TV Title in a Tables Match at Wrestlemania. It's got a nice ring to it. What do you say?"
Fine, Hardy you got yourself a match at Wrestlemania and uh.. you better win against Paul London otherwise you'll make me look bad about having to lose to you! Paul London, Matt Hardy it doesn't matter that Television Championship comes home to a true blue collar, the Future of Wrestling *Elijah sniffs the air*, ELIJAH BURKE! And Hardy you better get used to that name because it will be all you here come at Wrestlemania! So Vince, Hardy and I competing for the TV title in a Tables match is a great concept for Wrestlemania
Chris Sabin: You keep saying that you’re the better team and that you’re going to end this whole rivalry will I think that this street fight is the best place for it to end!
Alex Shelly: You two think that you’re phenomenal and coming here telling us weren’t! When I look at you Mr Kennedy I see a cheap copy of Ric Flair! The hair, the attitude but in the street we’re going to end you both!
Chris Sabin: We’re sick of being the nice guys now, we’re sick of pleasing the fans, that’s why from now one we do things for us and The Phenomenal Ones! Now you don’ think there is anything special about us or the people in our group do you? Well you will not mind them being on Smackdown to watch our street fight then will you?
Alex Shelly: The rivalry is near its end and Chris and me will be the ones to pull the trigger on it and you!
AJ Styles: Shelton look who it is, it’s the guys that lost there World Tag Team Championships last week! I am kind of embarrassed, but I forgot their names. Shelton, can you help me out?
Shelton Benjamin: I think they are called LA lost it? No that doesn’t sound right. How about LA SUCK? Hold on Styles I remember now it’s LAX, Homicide and Hernandez.
AJ Styles: Oh the guys that think they are really Guerreros, well they might be there are a lot of them running around the place. Homicide, Hernandez Chavo might be your long lost auntie, twice removed, what do you think Shelton?
Shelton Benjamin: Styles I think you could be right. LAX you’re using your rematch clause tonight in a street fight, well should we be scared? Me and Styles beat you last week in a normal tag match and we sure as hell can beat you in a street fight! Now don’t forget that we have members of The Phenomenal Ones that are here tonight just in case you try to cheat to win.
AJ Styles: Chavo, your last name may mean warrior, but you don’t look like you have put up much of a fight! You claimed that you would have all of the gold on Raw, will I don’t see any! The Phenomenal Ones are the most dominate group in the entire WWE and we say when this feud is over not you!
Shelton Benjamin: So warriors I don’t think you can keep up with the new breed of wrestlers!
Todd Grisham: I, Todd Grisham am here with Raw's European Champion Carlito!
Carlito: ...Hi
Todd Grisham: Carlito, next week you will be facing Rey Mysterio...Are you afraid of losing you're title to Rey?
Carlito: No, Carlito is not afraid of losing his European Title to a little frog like Rey Mysterio! Rey Mysterio wears a mask because he knows he is not cool! And Carlito has him right where me wants him! If Rey Rey is not a chicken like he says he isn't then he should accept my STEEL CAGE challenge!
Todd Grisham: Why do you want the match held in a Steel Cage, Carlito?
Carlito: Why? Because Rey Rey is a high flyer like Carlito! He uses the ropes for a lot of moves! Like his 619! But there's a difference between Carlito and Rey! Carlito doesn't need to do High Flying moves to win! Carlito is good at everything!
Todd Grisham: You know that if you lose to Rey you will not only lose the European Title you will lose the last title that L.w.O is holding! And speaking of L.w.O. I found this little kid in the crowd earlier...he says he's a huge L.w.O. fan!
Carlito: Oh yeah?
Carlito gets on one knee....AND SPITS IN THE KIDS FACE! The kid runs away crying!
Carlito: THAT'S WHAT CARLITO THINKS OF THE LWO! CARLITO IS A PHENOMAL ONE NOW!!
Paul London I'l address you both. Hardy, come next SmackDown you'll have to go back to playing with Shannon Moore and doing that thing with youre hands
(Mocks Hardy with the V1 pose, Crowd boo)
Because you wont be champ come Wrestlemania
As for you Burke.. run along back to helping fat russians beat Funaki because you and me at mania will be my first of ow so many sucessful defences
"Carlito, you think you're so clever huh? You want to put us in a Cage Match to take away the 619. You must be scared of the 619 homes. You know I can't do it inside a cage so you try to set up this match. Then, you say you are joining the Phenomenal Ones now? Well, you must be scared of me. This group won't last, too many people who want power. I don't buy it. However, Carlito, I accept your cage match! I don't need the 619. I can do a million other things to knock you down and out and take your gold. So bring it on. I will take you on anywhere, anytime and once I have your title, there will be nothing left but your stupid silly little haircut."
"London, you look like a fool trying to mock me. It doesn't faze me at all. Like I said, I plan on keeping this title for a long time and defending it each and every week on SmackDown! So once I get through you, I'll move on to the next title defense."
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Paul London
Anyone else smell that ?
*sniffs around*
Thats either.. Punk regret.. Umaga.. or scared Hardy. Big words.. to bad they form little lies.. look at you Matt, stand tough but youre intimidated.. youre already running, youre eyeliner.. you.. ughh.. youre nose.. nasty.. anyway.. yes Matt keep acting tough, lie to yourself cos come mania.. its gonna be Paul London destroys Elijah Burke!.. this is My Time To Shine!
"Well, well, well, it's look like The Phenomenal Ones are getting bigger by the week but there's something I don't feel good about you Carlito. How can we be really sure you're not trying break us up from the insdie to help out the LWO, huh? I mean..all of thing seem a bit fishy to me. Now on to Smackdown. Now Vince, I have a good idea, now there seem to be two guys named Chris Benoit and...Santino Marella that want a shot at my title. So how about they face each other in a Number One Contender match to see who will face me at WrestleMania."
Carlito: Carlito is smart Rey! You see...without your 619...you're nothing! It's not that Carlito is afraid of the 619...Oh No! Carlito just is smart enough to avoid it! Rey...there is not a move in the world that can give you a 3 count on Carlito! Chris...Carlito understands you're confused...Carlito might be faking this...but he also might not be! Carlito doesn't care what you think! Rey Rey, after Monday...you're back will be hurting! And why? Because Carlito will hit the Back-Cracker of the steel cage on you!