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Pearl Jam · 07-04-2008, 05:40 PM

Mike Adamle: Shit my back kills but hey Incredible Hulk, you don't look as green as you usually do?

Hulk Hogan: Well ya know something Mean Gene!

Mike Adamle: I'm Mike Adam-

Hulk Hogan: Stone Cold Steve Austin committed the largest sin that anybody can commit against the leader of the Hulkamaniacs brother! He cheap shotted me dudes, and unlike the man that I expected him to be, he had to resort to try humiliating me in front of my Hulkamaniacs. I saw some of my brothers angry, some of my Hulkamaniacs actually shed a tear, but no fear little Hulkamaniacs! Hulk Hogan will get revenge for Hulkamania as a whole, because Steve Austin, once you and I step into my yard, step into the squared circle, there will be no cheap shots, there will be blind side attacks no more! Hulk Hogan is here in front of your eyes brother! And to all my Hulkamaniacs, we have Triple H along our sides, one big bad cat, but he has been known to have a bad side. But no worries Hulkamaniacs, for one thing will be sure, with or without the help of my tag team partner, Hulkamaniacs will prevail over you Stone Cold! Yaaaa!

Jatt Kidd · 07-04-2008, 07:53 PM

All right no more roleplays, shows are being typed up as we speak.

Jatt Kidd · 07-04-2008, 09:43 PM

Winner Faces Beth Phoenix For Women's Title @ WrestleMania 24
Melina vs. Victoria
...Good back and forth affair until Melina misses a moonsault and then Victoria finishes her off with the Widow's Peak.
Winner: Victoria
Rating: *3/4

Rey Mysterio & Carlito vs. Kevin Thorn & William Regal
...At the end of the match, Carlito and Kevin Thorn are battling it out, meanwhile the referee is distracted by what's going on outside, that William Regal takes out some brass knuckles and misses Mysterio though as Mysterio leg trips him and nails the 619! Mysterio pins Regal for the 3!
Winner: Rey Mysterio & Carlito
Rating: *3/4

WWE Tag Team Championship
L.A.X. vs. AJ Styles & Shelton Benjamin
...At the end of the match, with all faction members banned from ringside, Benjamin and Styles took over the match as Hernandez was taken out by a moonsault to the outside by Benjamin while in the ring, Homicide went for the Gringo Killer, Styles wiggled out and maneuvered his way to the Styles Clash and pinning the champions for the 3! The Phenomenal Ones won the tag titles!
Winner: Shelton Benjamin & AJ Styles
Rating: **1/4

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Ladder Match
John Morrison vs. CM Punk
...At the end of the match, Punk and Morrison have both been battling it out in a vicious affair. Punk was busted open after a slingshot ladder shot hit Punk right in the kisser while Morrison was busted open as CM Punk simulated a GTS but replaced his knee with a ladder! Near the end, Morrison is climbing up the ladder but Punk comes with a chair and nails it to the spine of Morrison. Punk begins to climb up, both participants are at the top dueling it out for the Intercontinental Championship. All of a sudden Morrison bangs the head of Punk on the top of the ladder, and then pushes him off on to the outside! CM Punk is hurt bad! Morrison then raises his arms and grabs his title as another chapter is finished in the Morrison/Punk feud.
Winner: John Morrison
Rating: ***1/2

Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton
...At the end of the match, Orton and Michaels have been beating the hell out of each other. But in the end, Orton misses an RKO as HBK pushes him off and as soon as Randy turns around, HBK gets Sweet Chin Music and hits air! Orton ducked! Orton then nails the RKO on Michaels! Then finally, "if ya smell what The Rock is cookin'" rings around the arena as the crowd starts to jump. Orton is confused and looks at the entrance way but the music fades with no Rock? Orton is perplexed but turns around to a swift Sweet Chin Music! HBK the pins Orton and gets the 3!
Winner: Shawn Michaels
Rating: ***

*As the ring is clear, the coffin that Sting was previously in is being rolled down to the ring. All of a sudden, a gong is heard. Smoke fills the arena as the return of the Undetaker happens! He's back! The Undertaker, the Dark Phenom is back and strolls to the coffin. He opens the coffin in which Sting is unconscious. Undertaker then instructs his druids to do something as they each begin to pick up Sting and place him on a symbol, the Undertaker's cross! Sting is then placed up for the world to see as Undertaker then bows down in an eery way as the druids follow him in the crucification of Sting. After bowing, Taker leaves with his creatures of the night as Sting remains unconscious on the cross*

Tag Team Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan & Triple H
...Near the ending all hell breaks loose as the referee can't contain the combatants who decide this tag team match up is now going to be a tornado tag team match. Hogan and Rock are going at it on the outside while Austin and Triple H, the two legal individuals are battling it out on the inside. Triple H irish whips Austin into the ropes and nails the knee but not to Austin as HHH nails the ref. Austin turns HHH around and Stone Cold Stunner! Austin pins HHH but there's nobody there! Hulk Hogan jumps inside the ring and pummels Austin as he body slams him and then nails the Atomic Leg Drop! Hulk Hogan is boasting and posing with his Hulkamaniacs and pushes HHH to pin Austin but the ref is still out. The Rock then clotheslines Hogan and then focuses in on Triple H but out from the crowd is Randy Orton! He jumps inside the ring and catches The Rock with an RKO! Rock is down, Hogan's down, Triple H is struggling to get to his feet but then the crowd explodes as Cena's music hits! John Cena then runs down with his championship belt and nails HHH busting him open with it! Payback is a bitch indeed! Cena then pushes Austin on top of HHH as the referee finally counts the 2 as Hogan interrupted the count! Hogan then pushes Austin and as he comes back nails Austin with the Stone Cold Stunner!? Hogan then pushes HHH on top of Austin and HHH gets the 3 for the team! What a steal! Hogan and HHH end off RAW as all hell has broken loose! Hogan and HHH don't celebrate together as Hogan remains in the ring while Triple H heads up the ramp as RAW goes off the air.
Winner: Hulk Hogan & Triple H
Rating: ***3/4

Match of the Night
WWE European Championship
Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan & Triple H

Eddie Guerrero vs. Scott Steiner
...At the end of the match, Eddie Guerrero uses Steiner's power against him and counter attacks with his speed as he finished Big Poppa Pump easily with the Frog Splash from the top to get the victory.
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
Rating: *

WWE Television Championship
Triple Threat Match
Elijah Burke vs. James Storm vs. Matt Hardy
...At the end of the match, Hardy is on the outside while Burke and Storm are in the ring fighting. Storm lands his super kick to Burke and is about to pin Burke but then Cage comes running down the ring distracting the ref. Storm then punches Cage and begins to whip his ass. All of a sudden Matt Hardy sneaks his way in the ring and nails his patented Twist of Fate on the already dazed Elijah Burke and pins him for the 3 while Storm can't believe it on the outside! We have a new Television Champion!
Winner: Matt Hardy
Rating: **1/4

Winner Faces Outsiders/Dudleyz @ WrestleMania 24
Mr. Kennedy & Ric Flair vs. Motor City Machine Guns
...At the end of the match, both teams have basically given it all that they have had for the fans as the crowd is applauding the effort. Flair and Shelley are chopping each other until Flair distracts the ref and low blows Shelley, courtesy of the dirtiest player of the game. This sets Sabin off and Kennedy soon follow as both of them fight it out on the outside. Meanwhile in the ring, Shelley goes to the top rope and nails a hurricanrana! He pins Flair but only gets the 2. On the outside Kennedy nails Sabin on to a table that doesn't break. He goes on the inside of the ring and nails the Mic Check on Shelley though and Flair quickly capitalizes by nailing in the figure 4 leg lock! After a couple of minutes Shelley is forced to tap as Flair and Kennedy are going to WrestleMania!
Winner: Mr. Kennedy & Ric Flair
Rating: ****

WWE United States Championship
Batista vs. Chris Hero
...At the end of the match, Batista has Hero up in the Batista Bomb position but Hero wiggles out and then nails Batista with some elbows before nailing a dropkick sending the Animal to the outside. Then Batista gets inside the ring after being suplexed in by Hero. Hero goes for the cover and gets the 2. All of a sudden, the Crippler Chris Benoit comes walking down. He stays near the ring and waits until Batista irish whips Hero but Hero reverses it and Benoit pulls the rope down still! Benoit doesn't realize what happens as Batista is pissed and pushes Benoit to the steel steps. Batista enters the ring but is met by the Hero's Welcome! Hero pins Batista and gains his US title once again!
Winners: Chris Hero
Rating: ***1/4

*All of a sudden after the match, the Undertaker's cross is lowered as Undertaker again comes out. Undertaker once again bows down along with his druids but then a lightning hits the cross as Sting falls down to the ring! Undertaker then watches as Sting gets up, picks up a bat and points it at Undertaker as the crowd goes wild. Sting then grabs a mic.*

Sting: Taker, you, me, WrestleMania!

*The crowd goes wild as the Undertaker then grabs the mic*

Undertaker: No Sting...

*The crowd then boos heavily as Undertaker rejected the offer, but then Taker raises the mic again*

Undertaker: Sting, you, me, WrestleMania...Hell In A Cell!

*The crowd goes wild at the idea. Sting then nods his head in approval as the crowd gets what they want. Sting then points the bat at Taker as he leaves. Undertaker stares a hole through Sting as he rolls his eyes back! The duel of darkness will happen at WrestleMania!*

Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match
Winner Faces Edge For World Title @ WrestleMania 24
Big Show vs. Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho
...At the end of the match, with Edge holding his World Heavyweight Championship at the broadcast table, all 4 members are giving it their all. Jericho and Angle are working each other in the corner while Show is slapping the flesh off of the chest of Jeff Hardy in the other corner. As Jeff Hardy is being chopped he finally ducks one goes running towards the ropes and nails the whisper to the wind. He only gets the 2 however! Jeff then runs into the Show Stopper Choke Slam as Show pins Hardy for the 3 and Jeff's eliminated. Then Kurt and Jericho are working each other until Bret Hart comes to the ring! Bret gets right in Kurt's face who has Jericho in a leg lock but then lets go to chase Bret but Bret ducks and Kurt trips and hits his head on the ramp. Bret then throws his ass into the ring and Jericho nails the lionsault to eliminate Angle! Bret Hart leaves with a smirk as it's down to the Big Show and Chris Jericho. The 2 battle it out until the end where Jericho is caught going to the top rope with a choke grip by Show and is about to be slammed but Jericho gets a guillotine on Show! Show is falling gingerly and eventually drops! Jericho then runs to the ropes and nails the lionsault on Big Show! He goes and does the lionsault for another time! Jericho finally pins him and gets the 3! Jericho vs. Edge at WrestleMania! Can you believe it! Edge then gets inside the ring with his title and then nails Jericho. Edge sends an early message to Y2J regarding their future match up at WrestleMania for the World Title!
Winners: Chris Jericho
Rating: ***3/4

Match of the Night
Mr. Kennedy & Ric Flair vs. Motor City Machine Guns

**Recca Man** · 07-05-2008, 02:59 PM

"Well it seem that The Phenomenal Ones had a up and down week. The bad news: Chris and Alex lost their chance to face the Tag team champ at WrestleMania and Show didn't win his match for a shot at the World title but the good news...

*holds up the US title*

I got back what is rightfully mine and that's the WWE United States Championship. Not only that, Shelton & AJ won the World Tag Team Championship and Victoria has a shot in bring the Women's title to The Phenomenal Ones. This week was just a little taste of what you people are going to see from The Phenomenal Ones winning title on both show. Now that is something that DX, The NWO, The LWO, Evolution, or even The Four Horsemen never did. So sooner or later, all of the title in the WWE will be will ours. Now onto Chris Benoit, now you may have try to cost me the match but in the end, you help me out. I can't wait until you and me go toe-to-toe with each other because you're 1# on my list to take out."

the phenomenal1 · 07-05-2008, 03:51 PM

Todd Grisham: I’m joined at this time with the new number 1 contender, Chris Jericho!

*camera spins to Chris Jericho*

Chris Jericho: you don’t know how good that sounds to me “the number 1 contender Chris Jericho!” it’s a dream to come true, and just think I’ve only returned to Smackdown week ago and I’m already the number 1 contender for the world heavyweight championship! And it didn’t take Edge long to send me a little message!

*a monitor shows Edge hitting Chris Jericho with the World heavyweight championship*

Some people would think that I would be pissed off with Edge actions, but I’m not because that proved to me that Edge is worried about me! And he was a right to be worried because I will take that World heavyweight championship from you! Because liked I’ve said before I will not let this opportunity pass me by! And Edge you might of got the better hand on Smackdown but at Wrestlemania It will be me who is standing over you with the World Heavyweight championship around my waist!

*Mike Adamle running after Ric Flair and Mr Kennedy*

Mike Adamle: Ric Flair, Mrs Kennedy can I have a few words?

Mr Kennedy: wait a moment did you just call me Mrs? Do I look like a woman to you?

*Mike Adamle goes to answer*

Mr Kennedy: I don’t care how many time you mistakes but you call the number 1 contenders for the tag team titles correctly, do I make myself clear?

*Mike Adamle goes to answer but Mr Kennedy cuts him off again*

Mr Kennedy: It’s Misstterrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedy! Go on, I want to hear you say it!

Mike Adamle: Mr

Mr Kennedy: Kennedy! Go on get out of here!

*Mike Adamle leaves*

Mr Kennedy: Now that walking mistake has left we can get down to business!

Ric Flair: Woo! Ales Shelly, Chris Sabin congratulations you have won our respect! It was one hell of a match on Smackdown, maybe one of the best tag team matches ever on Smackdown! And if you keep on that performance you will have further success here on Smackdown!

Mr Kennedy: Another already talking about the Machineguns! Let’s talk about Wrestlemania where you will become the new World tag team champions! And there’s nothing the Outsiders or the Dudleyz can do about it, because it’s destiny that we become the World tag team champions at Wrestlemania!

TheLegendKiller21 · 07-05-2008, 04:46 PM

Triple H: It happened just as I said it would, Triple H and Hulk Hogan won the match but not without some interference. Randy Orton, the guy I taught everything he knows, picked his spot and took Rock out of the match. That was good to see him mature but then John Cena decided to take a page out of my book and try to cost me the match. I didn't think I'd need him but Hogan saved me there and John Cena there will be repurcussions for your actions. Be Monday or at Wrestlemania your time is up soon enough.

John Morrison: CM Punk, you picked the match you wanted a warm up for either of us in a ladder match. As it turns out you are in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match and the Intercontinental Championship comes back to the Palace of Wisdom. Now as much as I'd like to be in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match and win the opportunity to have a title match at any time, that just won't happen. Mr. McMahon said the winner gets the title and the loser is entered into the Money in the Bank. He knew I would win and to have an Intercontinental Champion and Money in the Bank holder is just too much for one man even if his name is John Morrison.

Edge: Enjoy your moment in the sun Chris because that very moment is fleeting every second you run your mouth. I'm not scared of you, who would be scared of the fourth Hanson brother? The fact is you won this title opportunity by default, Jeff Hardy didn't stand a chance, Bret Hart wasn't going to let Angle weasel out of their match and The Big Slow is a joke. Jericho try as you may to "save us" but the only thing that will be saved at Wrestlemania is me saving everybody from a glittery shirted pop star ever having a chance to hold the World Heavyweight Championship.

Santino Marella: I am sick and tired of hearing about these-a Phenomenal Ones with their 476 members and half of them that lost and half that won. SuperHero, you beat an animal that wasn't so vicious and now you set your sights on the Chris Benoits? Fine, if you are ducking Santino Marella than Santino Marella wants entered into the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at Wrestlemania.

Richard Flair · 07-05-2008, 04:56 PM

D-Von: Wow, did you just hear these faggots?

Bubba: I sure did bro, Kennedy and Flair talking about winning Tag Titles, and destiny...and such.

D-Von: Idiots, huh?

Bubba: Damn right D-Von. The Outsiders, and, erm, Mr and Mrs...

D-Von: KENNEDAY!

Bubba: Facing off against us for those tag titles at Wrestlemania 24.

D-Von: KENNEDAY!

Bubba: Erm, yeeah. Anyway, we know what the result will be, they know what the result will be, and after Mania, everyone else will know the result. Here are your WINNERS....

D-Von: Bubba, D-Von and Misteer Kennedy!

Bubba: Mr Kennedy is one of our opponents.

D-Von: Oh....right...well..we'll beat him.

Bubba: And everyone else!

Cody: This week on Smackdown Vince, let me prove to you that I am worthy to be a competitior in the Money in the Bank ladder match at Mania. Please, give me a match and I promise that I'll fight my heart out!

**DriveByLeo** · 07-05-2008, 04:59 PM

Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin are passing around the ring

Alex Shelly: Flair, Kennedy last week we brought the house down! The both of you brought the best out of us!

Chris Sabin: Me and Shelly have watched that match over and over again, replaying it in our minds, trying to work out where we went wrong. We may have won your respect, but that doesn’t get us to Wrestlemania!

Alex Shelly: We want one more chance tonight here on Smackdown to prove that we should be going to Wrestlemania! We want one more chance to prove that we’re the best tag team on Smackdown! We want a rematch tonight!

Chris Sabin: We were so close we could almost taste it! We want one more chance for to prove to Vince that we should be at Wrestlemania, so here is what we are purposing, if we beat you two tonight we go to Wrestlemania, but if we lose we will not be going to Wrestlemania!

Alex Shelly: What do you say Flair, Kennedy? One more time!

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The Phenomenal Ones enter the ring

Shelton Benjamin: Last week all of you WWE fans witnessed something that will go down in the history books! We, The Phenomenal Ones proved how dominant we are! AJ and me beat LAX to become the new World Tag Team Champions! Victoria beat Melina, last week making her the Number one contender for the Women’s Championship at Wrestlemania! Over on Smackdown, Chris Hero beat the Animal Batista to become a two time United States Champion! The Motor City Machineguns but up one hell of a match with Mr Kennedy and the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!

AJ Styles: We are the most successful faction in the whole of the WWE, Evolution couldn’t do what we’re going to be doing! We will hold every single championship in the whole of the WWE soon! Now Shelton and I have been saying for weeks now that we want to be in the Money in the bank ladders match, we said that if we win our match against LAX and become World Tag Team Champions that we should be entered into the match.

Victoria: Last week on Raw my road to Wrestlemania began, after beating that sorry excuse for a female wrestler Melina! Beth I really hope that you wanted the match because you to will be feeling the Widow’s peak, not even the Glamazon can kick out of that! Come Wrestlemania I will be walking out as the New Women’s Champion, and everybody will see that I ain’t the lady to mess with!

Shelton Benjamin: Vince please put me and AJ into the Money in the bank match, we will not let you down, because we’re two of the best athletes in the whole of the WWE and we are money in the bank for you!

benoitforever · 07-05-2008, 05:23 PM

*Mankind comes out to the music of "Schizophrenic"

*He gets a Mic*

*the crowd gives him good face pops, but not the kind a hardcore legend such as himself deserves, damn kids*

Man is it damn great to be back in the WWE! The company that I lost brain cells for, the company I fell off cells for, the company I gave my sanity to.

Jerry Lawler: This crazy idiot was always insane..

Now in my career in the WWE I never held as much gold as guys like The Rock and Triple H. Doesn't hurt me much because I know in my heart I gave more to this company then them.

*slight heat from the crowd*

But I want to do something really quick so I can get on with my life. Win the intercontinental championship from John Morrison!

Now all my life I've been screwed, not respected, beat up, speared through flaming tables, and many more but I think our Chairman has enough heart to give me a title match this monday! And to get me back in wrestling mood, make it a hardcore match. No! Make it TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS for John Morrison intercontinental championship!

*cheers*

John Morrison, me and you have next to no history with one another, but I need to remind the older folk how far I can go, and introduce the younger folk to my style of wrestling. John Morrison, have a nice day.

the phenomenal1 · 07-05-2008, 05:26 PM

*Mr Kennedy music plays*

Mr Kennedy: Alex Shelly, Chris Sabin you want a rematch? Machineguns vs. Flair & Kennedy one more time! Well the answer is no! You had your chance and you blew it! There are no second chances in wrestling! So have fun watching Wrestlemania from the sidelines! Have fun watching Ric Flair win one more title, have fun watching team Flair & Kennedy becoming the new World tag team champions!