*Mike Adamle finds runs up to Big Show yelling "Big Slow, Big Slow!"
Adamle: Tonights the night! Tonight the fatal four way will decide who gets to be on Smackdown's main event at WrestleMania! what are your predictions for the match, Show?
Big Show: Well Mike, I think I'm going to end up pinning Jeff Hardy after he misses a Whisper In the Wind on me, Jericho and Angle will probably already dealt with.
Adamle: Ever since you lost against John Cena in a street fight for the WWE Championship people have been saying you're all size and no talent, what do you say to this?
Show: What do I say to it? Well if you look at my accomplishments Mike, from the days of WCW, I think all these people would shut up. All these kids like Cena come here and try to impress everyone but they all end up getting their mouths shut. If I was still on Raw Cena would be dead, but as I said before the draft screwed me and put me on the B Show with jokes like Santino Marello. I'll make the best of it and become a 5 time world champ. At WrestleMania, all naysayers mouths will be slammed shut.
Chris Sabin: You hear that Alex? They have the edge over us.(Chris pretends to be scared)Flair has the experience, damn how are we going to win the match now?
Alex Shelly:(Alex pretends to be scared)Experience, who would have thought it, Chris?(Alex gets serious)Now listen to this real good, Kennedy, Flair you may have all the experience in the world, but one thing stays the same after our match on Smackdown…
Chris Sabin: What’s that?(Chris gets serious)
Alex Shelly: Come Friday me and Chris are starting our journey to Wrestlemania and there is not a damn Flair or Mr Kennedy can do about it!
Chris Sabin: Why is that?
Alex Shelly: Because we are facing a washed you has been and a loud mouth, that wishes he could wrestle as well as he can talks!
*The Rocks theme plays as The Rock makes his way down to the ring.*
FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK! Tonight once again Stone Cold and The Rock are put into the same ring, but tonight The Rock and Stone Cold team up to face Hulk Hogan and Triple H. The Rock does not have to go over his history with these three men. It has been all been said many times before. The Rock could come out here say how The Rock has beaten Hogan at Wrestlemania and talk about the times he has beaten Triple H, but The Rock doesn't want to do that. You see The Rock wants to talk about one thing and one thing only, and that is Vince McMahon. Vince, who in the blue hell do you think you are turning down The Rock's ideas? Most of all who in the hell are you to give Randy Orton a match against Shawn Michaels? No one wants to see the two roody poos face each other again. They want to see the People's Champion kick one of the roody poos all over The Rock's arena. The Rock though is ok with kicking Triple Nose and Bulk Hogan asses. IF YA SMELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
Cody: I feel like I'm just tagging along with you guys. You know, feeding off of your glory. My two second names are two of the most recognisable and influential names in wrestling, yet I am not doing those names justice.
Bubba: Why dont you ask ole Vinnie if you can be in the Money in the Bank match at Mania, Dudleyz are known for climbing up ladders and such.
Cody: I will, I will. I'm Cody Rhodes-Dudley, and I'm gonna make an impact...and such.
Mike Adamle: I’ve just spoken to the Big Slow and now I’m joined with Y2K! First of all Chris, how do you rate your chances tonight?
Chris Jericho: *laughs* First of all it’s Y2J, junior! So how about your give me that microphone and get the hell out of here! Now tonight I face one of the biggest matches of my career, because you see whoever wins tonight will face Edge at Wrestlemania! And I will be that man, because I will tell you something now no one wants a world heavyweight shot me than me, no one wants to be a champion more than me! So Big Show, Hardy, Angle haven’t got a chance because I will not be pinned, I will not tap, I will not give up until the ring announcer yells at the top of his voice “ the winner of the match and the new number 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, Chris Jericho! Slips of the tongue nicely, no? Chris Jericho new number 1 contender!
*Chris Jericho drops the mic and walks off*
*Flair’s dressing room*
Ric Flair: Are you ready?
Mr Kennedy: Ric, I’ve never been more ready for a match, because I will not let this opportunity pass me by, because I want to be known as one half of the tag team champions with the greatest wrestler of all time!
*Knock of the door*
Mr Kennedy: who the hell is that? Don’t people know that we’ve got to ready for our match tonight!
*Todd Grisham walks in*
Todd Grisham: I was just wondering if I can get your final thoughts on your match tonight.
Mr Kennedy: Final thoughts? We will win! Will that do? Then get out of here!
Todd Grisham: Well it sounded like that the Ales Shelly and Chris Sabin wasn’t really impressed with your experience....
Ric Flair: Let me tell you something! Right now Chris and Alex have got butterflies in their stomach, because they know that they are going to step in the same ring with the nature boy, the man, their hero when they were younger, the greatest wrestler to ever live! Wooo! Now don’t get m wrong me and Ken have some butterflies to because it’s a big match, but we have the experience to overcome that, and that experience will help us win! Woo!
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Triple H: The time has finally come for 4 of the biggest names ever in sports entertainment to face off. In this match, the Stone Cold/Hulk Hogan rivalry will get personal and The Rock/Triple H feud will be revisited if only for one night but when the dust is settled everyone knows the team of Triple H and Hulk Hogan will stand tall. Rock and Austin can't co-exist, they've locked up for some of the greatest matches in this industry and something tells me they're both still jealous of each other. I don't even like Hulk Hogan but he is an acceptable partner. Tonight marks the official start to the Road to Wrestlemania and the road to the WWE Championship for Triple H.
(Mike Adamle approaches the nWo Outsiders Scott Hall and Kevin Nash)
Mike Adamle: Hey Scott Ramon and Steve Nash, how are you guys preparing for the NBA season.
(Scott Hall and Kevin Nash then nail Adamle with the tag titles. Hall picks up Adamle and then nails him on the concrete backstage area with the Outsider's Edge. They then pick up their tag titles and pick up the mic)
Hall: Hey yo. Everybody, that's anybody has been asking the sexiest tag team in history, with these gorgeous titles on our sexy muscular shoulders, every one's wondering, are we going to be at ring side for the Motor Shitty Guns and the new blone haired transvestite couple in the WWE, the new version of Billy and Chuck, Ric Flair and Kennedy Kennedy.
Nash: See Mr. Kennedy your life's secret is, and we all know, is that your mother was a dumb bitch. It's not that she named you Kennedy twice, it's just that, the retarded bitch stuttered when she named ya!
Hall: *laughing* Hey yo, and Flair, no way do I want to face you because with all those wrinkles on your body, who knows what foreign objects your covering.
Nash: And the Shitty Guns, I made you two, I'll destroy you two, single handedly! My pinky is bigger than both of ya, and if we face you two idiots along with the interracial couple of the Dudleyz, hell boys, I'll show you where the power of Detroit really is, in my fists!
(Outsiders walk away dusting off their nWo shirts)
OOC: I love the ribbing on Adamle from everybody haha.
Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly walk into Flair's dressing room
Alex Shelly: Flair your 100% right, we're not impressed with the amount experience you claim to have! Flair in all of your years in professional wrestling you have never stepped into the ring with two athletes like me and Chris!
(Chris and Alex start to get into Flair and Kennedy’s face)
Chris Sabin: Ric, you need to realise we’re not back in the 80's! You may have been the top dog back then, but that time has long pasted! We’re in 2008, this is the year that the future superstars start to shine!
Alex Shelly: Your right Chris, 2008 is the year for future superstars to shine, and The Phenomenal Ones have seen this coming, and that’s why we have joined them! But 2008 is also going to be the year that everybody, specially you two will remember for two reasons, the first being that we beat you so badly that you, Ric Flair have to leave the WWE and hang up you boots forever, Mr Kennedy don’t worry we haven’t forgot about you, because you will be following him because nobody will remember your name, they will only remember you as the guy that lost to Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin when it mattered the most!
Chris Sabin: The second is me and Alex are going to the grandest stage of them all Wrestlemania and leavening as the WWE Tag Team Champions! We are going to make The Phenomenal Ones proud of us!
Alex Shelly: Flair, Kennedy you better watch your back in this match, we will not be held responsible for our actions tonight!