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Pearl Jam · 07-04-2008, 12:37 AM

Hulk Hogan's entrance music hits as he comes to the ring to an enormoous ovation, bigger than anybody else on the roster. Hulkamania lives!

Hulk Hogan: Well let me tell ya something brothers! It's good to see Hulkamania, the red and yellow still bleeds strong!

But to see another thing bleed dudes, is the head of Stone Cold Steve Austin yeah! If Hulk Hogan needs to go the end of the universe in order to fight for you Hulkamaniacs, then Hulk Hogan will not onlt go the edge, I will push the edge brothers.

Now Hulkamaniacs, Hulkamania's biggest test comes WrestleMania time! You see dudes, Stone Cold is one big bad cat that Hulk Hogan has been eyeing ever since 1996! There have been many comparisons, such as who drew you great fans, who made the WWE the most money, but it doesn't matter, all that matters is that we will end this come WrestleMania time!

Now Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, those, Hulkamaniacs, are the 2 biggest names in this business ever! Not one of, the biggest! And nobody, with a straight mind can say any different. We can have the WWE title, the World Title, but Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin is bigger than any title, it's bigger than the WWE, and it can only be held at WrestleMania.

So Steve Austin, what cha gonna do, when the red and yellow runs wild on you.

Hulk Hogan then celebrates and poses for the crowd bringing them to their feet.

Pacdawg · 07-04-2008, 12:56 AM

(All of a sudden the glass breaks while Hogan's posing and the much anticipated face off finally happens as Austin walks to the ring with his bad motherfucker walk as he poses on the turnbuckle to an equally loud ovation as Hogan and finally stares down Hulk Hogan)

Steve Austin: You're Hulk Hogan right? *crowd laughs* What? I said you're Hulk Hogan! The supposed legend in this business, the man that made the path for wrestlers like good ol' Stone Cold Steve Austin to walk on. You know I've waited so long for this moment Hulk. Ever since I blew up and saw you on that other show trying to match me minute for minute in the ratings you little bastard. You know if there's ever a wrestler that makes me sick, and I've been through a lot of em. The Rock, Triple H, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Mankind, Cactus Jack, any other form of his ass takes form, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Brian Pillman, what what what what what? I said what? Does that annoy you Hogan? What? Does that make your blood boil? What? Are you that mad? What? Or why don't you finally end this stupid mirage you have of yourself. You got Austin 3:16 fans and you got Hulkamaniacs, no doubt Hogan, this match is one for the ages, but damn don't blame Stone Cold Steve Austin if Hulkamania, and believe me when I say this because I ain't shitting around like your past foes, come WrestleMania son, Austin 3:16 says Hulkamania just died!

Pearl Jam · 07-04-2008, 12:58 AM

"You see Stone Cold brother, this is your problem! You always want to bring down anything positive down with you! Long before you were calling people jackasses dude, Hulk Hogan was calling Iron Sheik a bastard! Long before Stone Cold Steve Austin was kicking ass, I was bringing a nation to its feet, long before Austin 3:16 said anything brother, Hulk Hogan was speaking freely to the entire USA saying that Hulkamania says, that every single person put in front of the red and yellow shall fall down! And you Steve Austin, have come in front of Hulkamania and you shall fall down brother!"

Pacdawg · 07-04-2008, 01:00 AM

Austin: Like I give a rat's ass who's falling down, hell Hulk, the only thing that's been falling down as of late, has been your performance! You come out here, tanned as fuck! Looking like you slept on Venice Beach for 60 days straight, come in here, with your yellow underwear on, your YMCA looking attire, hell son, you better get your ass serious, this ain't the 1980s anymore, where people are impressed by colors and Nintendos, hell boy, this is the new millenium, and no longer do people fall for that crap anymore, my fans, and all your old fans that look at me, what? I said look at me now as the man in this business, the guy that was with the boys, instead of in another locker room, I'm the man now Hulk, these people know it, that's why they supported me, and that's why, whenever your old wrinkly ass comes on TV, saying prayers and vitamins, all they think of, is it's time to take a shit, because Hulkamania is old and I'll be glad to load the shotgun and execute that son of a bitch come WrestleMania!

Pearl Jam · 07-04-2008, 01:03 AM

"What makes you even think, that Hulkamania doesn't live anymore, as far as I can hear, Austinmania, and Hulkamania are runnin' wild, but only time will tell brother, which entity will far surpass WrestleMania, and which entity will finally die!"

Pacdawg · 07-04-2008, 01:05 AM

Austin: I ain't sayin' Hulkamania is dead you old bastard. Stone Cold Steve Austin hears your fans, hears my fans, but let's get serious here, who the hell even believes your crap in the first place! Eat your shit, eat that, hell your pathetic! I looked up to you once Hogan, and you know what. You're like those role models, that are better to not have met them, than to meet them if you catch my drift.

Pearl Jam · 07-04-2008, 01:07 AM

"You know what Steve, you're really starting to piss me off! You and all the rest treated Hulkamania like a fad, it was nothing but! It was a lifestyle. I had people coming up to me, saying I changed their lives, saying that I wasn't just a wrestler, but believed in the words I said, what I believed in brother! Me and my Hulkamaniacs were and still are like one. And if you can't accept that fact dude, I don't know. I've had people say they've gotten out of gangs because of Hulkamania, don't you get it wrong dude, this is not a fad, this is a lifestyle, you're either with it or against it.

Pacdawg · 07-04-2008, 01:10 AM

(Austin puts his head down as if he's thinking and then raises the mic once more)

Austin: Well then Hogan, I guess I'm against it.

JR: What's this? Stone Cold drops the mic, kicks Hogan in the stomach and then Stone Cold Stunner! Austin just stunnered Hogan! OH MY GOD!

King: Fireworks are going off JR! Holy crap!

JR: Austin, the Texas Rattlesnake sent a message loud and clear to the Immortal Hulk Hogan! Oh man this is getting heated!

(Austin then walks out with a nasty look on his face to a mixed reaction from Hulk's fans and Austin's fans)

**DriveByLeo** · 07-04-2008, 06:58 AM

Shelton Benjamin:The L.W.O. have got the Samoan bulldozer, Umaga as their new member! Oh my God! Oh my God! ..... Chavo we're sorry please don’t let Umaga attack use! (The Phenomenal Ones start mocking Umaga) Chavo, we could care less about Umaga, because in case you forget we have the World's Largest Athlete, The Big Show! We run the whole of the WWE, you started this war and we are going to finish it! Now back to Umaga. What has he done recently? …. Lets see, didn’t be get beat at Wrestlemania by Batista, Oh and wasn't he Jeff Hardy’s bitch for most of the year, and who could forget the Milan Miracle? Santino Marella beating Umaga for the IC title, in his first ever match! Now, lets get this right, Umaga has joined the L.W.O. to "distory us"! Well looking back at his career so far I don't think we have anything to be worried about! The Samoan bulldozer is nothing but a joke, just like the L.W.O.! You getting Umaga to join just shows how desperate you really are! Nothing is going to stop me and AJ from being the new World Tag Team Champions, and both of us going to Wrestlemania in the Money in the bank ladder match!

the phenomenal1 · 07-04-2008, 11:26 AM

Ric Flair: Now I realise that me and Mr Kennedy hasn’t been a tag team as long as you, but we still have the edge in experience over you two, because if you didn’t know I’ve been wrestling for years, and I mean years! I’ve wrestled more matches than you had hot meals, and at the end of the day my friends experience counts for a lot! And that experience will help me and Mr Kennedy again when we go onto Wrestlemania and become the new tag team champions. Woo!

Mr Kennedy: So instead of mocking us how about you pay attention to our match on Friday because you might, just might learn something.

Ric Flair: Woo!

*Ric Flair get’s into the limo*

*Mr Kennedy get’s into the faces of the machineguns*

Mr Kennedy: Wooo!

*Mr Kennedy jumps into the limo.*

* The limo drives off leaving Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin standing there*