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Pearl Jam · 06-30-2008, 11:31 PM

Hulk Hogan: Well let me tell ya something Stone Cold dude! Hulk Hogan, was breaking barriers in this business, way before Stunning Steve Austin was putting on his first gold necklace with the late great Brian Pillman, rest in peace my friend.

Before Hollywood Hulk Hogan, there was just Hulk Hogan, bleeding that red and yellow, that swept the nation, like no other entity past it brother! I was one of a kind! I was the only person on the damn roster, who would work with Vince McMahon, wondering how we would make this business better for stars in the future, stars like you. So Stone Cold Steve Austin, this is a dream match, no doubt about that dude, but the outcome, will be Hulkamania, runnin' wild, and you are already deaf Austin, since you say what all the time, but if you can't hear, Hulkamania will run wild at WrestleMania the stage Hulk Hogan has built!

TheLegendKiller21 · 06-30-2008, 11:35 PM

Triple H: If you knew this was going to happen Shawn then why didn't you stop me from bloodying you up? Why did a prideful man like yourself just get his ass beat by The Game? I know why because you still think you're top dog when you're nothing anymore. Good luck against Orton and if you know me so well you should have no problem, I taught him everything he knows.

But after HBK vs. RKO it's going to be a huge tag team main event with 4 of the biggest stars ever in this business. Stone Cold and The Rock team up to face The Immortal Hulk Hogan and Triple H. Let's set the stage for Wrestlemania, the two largest draws from the 80s and 90s face off for the first time ever. Who's gonna win? Who knows...and who cares. I say to hell with all that crap, in this business it's about the titles you've held and I'm getting mine back on that same night. I'm just glad I'm teaming with Hogan now instead of in a month when his body is bound to be broken down. We can talk about how many times we've beaten each other in the past but not only have I beaten Rock and Austin, I put them out. I broke the Rock's arm with my sledgehammer and I put the hit out on Austin to get run down. This Monday is going to be a historic night and when the dust is cleared, Triple H will have a victory and somebody...somebody is gonna get hurt.

John Morrison: This ladder match sounds good and now the loser gets into the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. For once in a long time John Morrison is going to miss out on something, the Intercontinental Title or a chance at the Money in the Bank briefcase. Here's how it's going to happen, I'm going to keep my Intercontinental Title simply because my pride couldn't take seeing in the record books CM Punk's name next to mine for beating me the week after I outlasted him in an Ironman match. I'm gonna climb the ladder to the top, CM Punk's career is gonna stop. He can enjoy an opportunity in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match but I'll be busy dominating the Intercontinental division.

Edge: Bickering, look at all this bickering between guys who think they're gonna take my World Heavyweight Title away. But wait, Kurt Angle vs. Bret Hart in an I Quit Match? That's nice but won't mean anything with two old men with their broken down bodies. Chris Jericho can try and save us from the Big Slow and Jeff Suspension but maybe he should save himself from his fruity little haircut and outfits. I'm been trying to understand what the Big Show is saying for a couple days but all I hear is heavy breathing. Then there's Jeff Hardy who uses ladders as props where i use them as tools to ply my craft as the greatest World Champion ever.

benoitforever · 06-30-2008, 11:37 PM

Oh comeon Jericho. I know I'm a "monster" as you like to say, but are you seriously saying I have a mind like a man like Khali? Umaga? SNITSKY? No, I've proven myself to be more than just an attraction for kids to look at in awe.

These fat jokes are starting to really get old. I lost 60 pounds! If you want to feel my stomach you won't feel any flab.

Pacdawg · 06-30-2008, 11:46 PM

Austin drinking a beer backstage listening to Hogan's comments via satellite.

Austin: Hell Hogan, I don't know whether to come to Venice Bitch California right now and throw a fist into your ugly ass mug right now, or if I should shove a plunger down your throat, because it seems all that comes out of your mouth, is absolutely 100% bullshit!

First of all, who the hell, and I mean, who the hell do you think you are Hogan, bringing in one of my best friends in this business, Flying Brian Pillman into this. Who's kidding who? All you're in this for Hulk, is to get that big ass paycheck at WrestleMania, so what's the deal with you wanting to make this personal? You wanna make this personal Hulk, let's make it personal. You never talked to Brian when we were in WCW, what you always wanted to do, was take my spot, and Pillman's spot in the locker room, and have that as your best buddy Randy Savage's clothes drawer! That's right, me and Brian had to change at the hotel, drive to the arena in our tights, and watch you wrestle first, get out of the hotel first, reach the bar first, get your damn cheque first you selfish bastard, while me and Brian had to face a no name tag team, and actually give the fans something that's worth paying for!

I'm warning you now Hulk, hyping up this match is one thing, but as big of a name both of us are, you just trying to make it even more hyped by mentioning on things that you have no matters discussing is only burying your own grave son.

Jamaican Me Crazy · 07-01-2008, 12:03 AM

Shawn Michaels: Hunter please please please, enough of the thing that I'm too old, and same to Orton, and to everybody else, because first of all, you're not that far behind me there pal, I mean, the WWE going towards high definition didn't really help you too there buddy. And second of all, last time I checked, this old apparent cocky S.O.B. defeated 29 other men, in one match to EARN my spot. Not by attacking people like a 3 year old kid who didn't get the toy he wanted for Christmas, I was the same old cocky Heartbreak Kid, that backed up my talk, while you Triple H, didn't get the job done! I on the other hand did.

Now, speaking of this triple threat match, well no wait, first of all, why didn't I do something about it? Geez genius, what the hell am I suppose to do, attack you first? And how smart would that be? I know you better than your own self it seems. I attack you, then I know you'll come and attack me in my next match, it's all about using the brain Triple H, it's in here, the head. You're not so cerebral after all.

And thank God I'm on the show that doesn't have a fat giant wanting other guys to feel his belly. I mean Big Show, not to make you the butt of all jokes here, but yeah you lost weight but shit, you lost weight and your new weight is 440 pounds! You still fat big man!

TheLegendKiller21 · 07-01-2008, 01:36 AM

Triple H: Shawn I never said you were too old, I said you're just simply not the biggest name anymore, i am. Sure you won the Royal Rumble with 29 other jackoffs in it, big deal. And just in case you've forgotten since it's been so long since you've held a World Title, I earned my rematch the second I won the title in the first place. I didn't need to attack you and Cena to get my shot, I already had it, it was just a question of when and where. I sent a message that everyone in the WWE heard, you cross me and you recieve the full brunt of the consequences.

And to answer your question about what you were supposed to do, well maybe live up to your talking could help. You talk the biggest game of any superstar in the WWE and back it up when you want to. You showed up at the Royal Rumble but will you at Wrestlemania? Oh wait I said the 'W' word, cue up the big speech of being Mr. Wrestlemania and all that crap. Maybe you should have attacked me first but you said it yourself, I'd get you in your next match. Are you scared or something? This isn't the Shawn Michaels I ran up and down the road with. It just proves my point, a couple days ago I said I gained that fire back in my game and you are proving that if anything you lost yours. Do you even want to be WWE Champion? Do you even care? What's your deal, do you think that Cena is gonna prepare less for you because you say you're Mr. Wrestlemania? Do you think I'll take you lightly because of the same game you've been talking?

That WWE Title is the most important thing in the world to me, are you at that level again? Remember in '96 when you won it for the first time and then remember during the good old DX days when we screwed people and loved it? Where's that Shawn Michaels, where's the Heartbreak Kid? Insulting people like an 8 year old doesn't count. Ok you managed not to get thrown over the top rope in January, you faced a washed up Bret Hart in February, you're going to need one hell of an excuse to by pass your way to MY WWE Championship. Wrestlemania, The Game vs. The Champ vs. Shawn, no longer the showstopper just Shawn. Finally, you face a real challenge and your biggest one in years, let's see if you can win that title or fail miserably.

Jatt Kidd · 07-01-2008, 02:15 AM

Shows will be posted this Friday potentially.

Jamaican Me Crazy · 07-01-2008, 02:17 AM

Shawn Michaels: What's the point? I mean, Triple H, you're acting as if I have something to prove, to not only half of the crowd that likes me, or half that hate me, but you're acting as if I need to prove something to you?

Last time I checked, I became Intercontinental Champion with a little help, from my best friend Kevin Nash. Last time I checked, I became the WWF Champion in 1996, by myself. Last time I checked, you were hanging on to the Heartbreak Kid's coat tails, waiting eagerly for your chance to get to the top, so don't come to me saying I wasn't a big name, because as big as your ego is, my big name help build it and don't you forget it.

And Hunter, stop contradicting yourself, you know damn well you made some 8 year old jokes too. Hell, your last title reign was a freakin' joke! I at least defended my title more than ONCE! That's right, The So-Called no longer big name Shawn Michaels, yes him, beat 3 other guys before it was....wait...what's that word...oh yeah, vacated, which means I didn't lose, which means I'm the real champion, not you, and not that damn Eminem wannabe!

And as a matter of fact Mr. Queen of Queens, if I recall correctly, I did what you couldn't do and that's beat John Cena for the title! And now you want to call me out, call out Mr. WrestleMania, and you damn right I'll boast about it, because aside from losing the title so many times, I've stole more shows than that, and I'm teared apart every match I've been in, in the big show. And you want to talk about hot streaks, hell boy, I haven't lost at a pay per view at No Way Out nope, not at the Royal Rumble, not at Armageddon, didn't lose at Survivor Series, oh yeah I beat Jericho on that show, so that makes me 2-0 against the 2 idiots you lost to there...CHUMP! Not at Saturday Night's Main Event! You want to talk about rolls, the only rolls you should be worried about is the fat rolls growing on Mrs. Triple H, because I've been undefeated for a while pal, and with momentum, momentum will take me and so will my attitude, my willingness to lay it all on the line at WrestleMania, and finally regain the title I've longed for ever since it was unfairly stripped away from me! And from my edition of Playgirl Magazine, the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels isn't really afraid of being stripped of anything, but when it's unfair, I've got a little beef with ya!

So Triple H, it seems you're the one pulling out the old 'bring the classic version of yourself back' trying to hinder my confidence, but to tell you the truth there Hunter, you need to worry about yourself, cause you've lost that title to the rapper, and I never have lost to that guy, get it, got it, good!

Oh and by the way, Vinman, you should make this match a Fatal 4 Way to be quite frank, John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Triple H's nose, I mean, that thing's so big it deserves its own spot.

TheLegendKiller21 · 07-01-2008, 02:47 AM

Triple H: Ok fine, I rode your coat tails, 12 years ago! Then you had to "retire" because your back was hurting it was then I came into my own and became the man I am right now. You can say you did everything for my career but all you did was hold me at the start line and when you left it was like a gun went off and i started the race. It was only about a year and a half after you left that I won my first WWE Championship and never looked back. I know you're gonna say I lost my title a lot more times than you but look at the competition i had compared to you. I faced The Rock, Steve Austin and you faced guys like Psycho Sid and the Mankind.

Oh wait, fast forward a couple years and Shawn Michaels makes his triumphant return to the WWE. Alright, great, you "convinced" me to join Raw and what did i do Shawn? I turned on you in an instant and you were left asking why. You claim to be so smart but you fall for the same tricks that you say you have scouted. I did the same thing to you Monday 6 years ago and you didn't see it coming. By the time you came back your little sidekick had turned into the toughest son of a bitch in this business!

Yeah, you're right i made 8 year old jokes, when we were in DX just a few short months ago and then I ridded myself of you and won the WWE Title on Raw. I don't think you get it, this facade of being a jokester and all that bull with DX is over for me. That's what attacking you meant and that's what Wrestlemania is gonna mean. Maybe you are getting old but those so called title defenses you had were nothing but a joke. Don't even try to say Chris Jericho was a challenge to me because i beat him in the past two months more times than I can count. And I don't know if you watched the show but if you look at it carefully you'll see that I was NOT the one to get pinned. It's the same as your little vacanted crap, I never lost the title, Chris Jericho lost a title that wasn't even his.

You can talk about all the shows you've stopped and stolen but the one show in all the year that will have that absent is Wrestlemania. The show is going to be beaten down and bloodied up by Triple H as I take my WWE Title back. It's a real treat when Shawn Michaels gets going with his mouth and I love hearing you talk about all those ppv matches but i've got but one question, did you face me in any of those matches? The answer to that is no because if you had there would be no hot streak and your little parade is going to end in that Triple Threat. Keep joking about my wife, about my nose because at Wrestlemania your nose will be broken. But don't worry there will be no rolls on you, there will just be bumps and bruises from the beating you'll take.

Look at the guys you're facing Shawn, John Cena who let's face it all he does is punch and then me, you know what I can and will do to you. And don't worry, I'm not trying to hinder your confidence, I know you'd have confidence if you have no arms or legs. Your best weapon is your mouth and maybe just maybe the old showstopper will come back for one more night. Maybe the stars will align and Shawn Michaels will go back to the promise land or maybe they'll be a sledgehammer on his head when it's all said and done.

Shawn, train hard, get to the top of the rafters again and sail down before the match and hopefully for you, you'll regain that 'Ironman' will. Meanwhile, I'll shine up my sledgehammer because in a few weeks your blood will be on it or maybe I won't wait until Wrestlemania. Good luck against Randy and watch your back.

**DriveByLeo** · 07-01-2008, 05:28 AM

*Ain’t no stopping me!*

The Phenomenal Ones head down to the ring

Shelton Benjamin: L.W.O. you say that you are running Raw, but as far as I can see your days are numbered! Your leader was drafted to Smackdown and your looking for an other member to join the L.W.O.! I seem to remember that Rey Mysterio came out here and said that he has no plans on joining your group! As far as you running Raw, I don't think so, the reason why, because The Phenomenal Ones are co - branded! Hold on let me dumb it down for you I don't think your pea-sized brained can keep up! What that means is that The Phenomenal Ones have members on both Smackdown and Raw! This is something no other group has ever done before! We run the whole of the WWE now, because we’re the New Breed of Wrestlers!

Victoria: Melina I really hope that your ready for our match tonight, because I am completely focused on beating you so I can face Beth Phoenix at Wrestlemaina! I have waited weeks to get my hands on you, and mouths to get a title shot at the Women's Championship, so after tonight the road to Wrestlemaina begins for me and ends for you!

AJ Styles: L.W.O. you have something that we want, and that's the World Tag Team Championship! We want a title match with you Homicide, Hernandez tonight, because once me and Shelton become the new World Tag Team Champions everybody will see that we are the Gold Standards of the WWE, The New Breed of Wrestlers and that we are simply phenomenal!

Shelton Benjamin: You know AJ, your right once we win the World Tag Team Championship it's only going to be the begging of the winning way of The Phenomenal Ones! Victoria is not going to be the only member of The Phenomenal Ones going to Wrestlemania, we and AJ Styles will be in the Money In The Bank match, because after tonight everybody will see why!