Vince McMahon: Decisions, decisions, decisions...well I'll tell you what, just to get a few things out of the way.
First of all, Scott Steiner, who the hell do you think you are? Coming out here participating in matches, you overgrown son of a bitch! You're on SmackDown, so what the hell, how are you going to face RAW superstars? Are you mentally retarded, are you seriously injured? I'm not asking you, I'm telling you that you are retarded damnit! You'll get nobody but the richest player in the game, M.V.P. on SmackDown.
Now for Flair and Kennedy and the Guns, you two tag teams will have a match, and the winner, will face The Outsiders and the Dudley Boyz at WrestleMania 24 for the World Tag Team Championships in a Tornado Tag Team Triangle Tables Match!
Now for the Intercontinental Title, it'll be kind of a win win as the loser of Punk vs. Morrison in a ladder match will be easily qualified for the Money In The Bank ladder match.
And on RAW, we'll have the newly single William Regal tag team with Kevin Thorn and take on Rey Mysterio and Carlito.
And on SmackDown! it'll be Elijah Burke defending his damn title because he hasn't in God knows how long. He'll face the man that never lost it, and the man that wants it. It'll be Elijah Burke vs. James Storm vs. Matt Hardy for the TV Title.
Victoria and Melina, the war of words is over, you two will face each other to determine who'll face Beth Phoenix at WrestleMania for the Women's championship.
As for the new RAW superstar Randy Orton, speaking of legends, you beat Sting, you can test your skills against The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels this week on RAW.
And finally the World Title issues, yes Austin is gone, so that leaves the spot open. So this week on SmackDown, it'll be Big Show vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy in a Fatal 4 Way Elimination match to determine who will face Edge at WrestleMania for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Damn that was a lot, I need some coffee...BRISCOE!
Carlito: Hahaha! Will Carlito and Rey Rey face Regal and Thorn? A Vampire and a English Man? Monday Night will be fun for Rey Rey and Carlito!
Randy Orton: A match against HBK? Fine, Vince! I'll kill another legend! But this time...I don't want a draft pick for my brand...I want to get a title shot if I win! And now...Finally...Randy Orton...Will take on HBK, Shawn Michaels! The Icon Vs The Legend Killer! HBK...You will fall for a 3 count...just like Sting did!
Kurt Angle: FINALLY SOMEONE GIVES KURT A MATCH! That World Heavyweight Gold will be back around my waist after Wrestlemania...In TNA I dominated everybody...And now that I'm back in the WWE..I'll dominate 3 other superstars and then challenge Edge for the title! Big Show....Jericho....Hardy....Next Monday...you will leave the arena...WITH A BROKEN ANKLE!! Oh it's true....ITS DAMN TRUE!!
"Dave, Benoit, last friday I put put the both of you on notice as I start a new road here on Smackdown. I realize that I would need to be more serious now if I want to survive here which is also why I'll help out Benjamin. You see Benjamin, Since The Phenomenal Ones are now the first ever co-brands group in WWE history, I would to be a part of that history. So how about it, with my skills and my winning ways here on Smackdown are the perfect match for what you guys are looking for in your group. Now back to Big Dave and Benoit, now you two like to think of yourself as animals, well you see, I like to think of myself as a hunter that will shoot anything that is in my way in order reach my goal. That US title is coming back to me..one way or another."
Alex Shelly: Vince, thank you! We have never been on the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania! We have watched all of Flair’s Wrestlemania matches and this week we are going to be heading for the road to Wrestlemania! Once we have beaten our childhood idol and Smackdown’s loud mouth our dreams are going to come true! Outsiders, Dudleys we hope that you are watching this match carefully, because the samething that’s going to happen to Flair and Kennedy is going to happen to you at Wrestlemania and that is your going to lose!
Chris Sabin: Me and Alex have a history long with the Dudley's and we don't mind being in a tables match with them. We have beaten them in TNA and we can do the same thing here in the WWE! We want to win the Tag Team Championship, because our hunger for gold is getting uncontrollable! Vince we want to prove to you that we can be extreme, so we want a no DQ match with Mr Kennedy and Flair tonight!
Alex Shelly: After Wrestlemania Smackdown’s Tag Team division is ever going to be the same again with the Motor City Machineguns as the new Tag Champions!
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*watches the ending of the RAW match on a TV screen in his own locker room*
Shawn Michaels: What the hell is that? You want to ask me what the hell is that? It's typical Hunter Hearst Helmsley for your asses right there. Triple H, I knew you ever since you never even knew yourself. I wasn't wondering what you were doing Triple H, I was only wondering when this was going to happen, and it's a good thing it happened sooner rather than later. You want to act like that big man, it's all good to me, because I've beaten you when you were at this stage before, and I know exactly what your weaknesses are, I know what makes you tick, just remember, the last time that we were in a Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania for the title, it was your ass that tapped, and not mine!
Now on to this Monday, what the fuck is wrong with you stupid son of a bitches!? These young kids these days in this business, honestly, I'm begging ya, show me some intelligence for once. All you dumbasses come in and say 'I'm young, I'm dumb, I'm better, me want title cause I can do it' like you guys are all robots. The same shit spews from your ridiculous mouths over and over again. I made a name for myself by putting on the best damn matches in the whole world. showstopping, main eventing, being an icon, I didn't ask for anything I took it! And damnit Randy, if you don't know who I'm talking to right about now, you better get your head checked, cause it'll be too damn late after I kick your teeth, down your throat, that you'll have to shove breakfast up your ass and have your teeth chew it from there just to have a meal!
This WrestleMania match is something of the ages, it'll go down in time as one of the greatest matches ever, hell, this has been brewing even since John Cena did you know what to me, and got suspended, ever since I deserved this title shot after defeating 29 other men, in the Royal Rumble match up, to concretely, put my name, in the WrestleMania picture. So no Randy, if you win or lose, no way in hell is your so-called Legend Killer ass going to be in the main event, because this is between me, Triple H and Cena, so get your newcomer ass to the bottom, I could name a handful of others that deserve it. You're just another punk kid, running your mouth, oh I'm young I'm better, SHUTUP! I've had just about enough of that crap, and since nobody else wants to, I'll do it for them, by shutting your cocky little mouth up. Some say I'm cocky, but I back it up. You? You lost at No Way Out, Sting wasn't even defeated by you, if it wasn't for some damn lightning bolt, you would be crying like the bitch that you are.
You should take the ear plugs out of your ears, and listen to The Rock. As much as I don't like it, there's better stars than you pal, so go ahead and sit on daddy's lap, and ask him if that's a banana in his pocket or if he's just happy to see ya!
*HBK then picks up his bags and leaves the locker room as he kicks the television screen off of the stand which has Triple H over Cena and Michaels' bodies at the ending of RAW.*
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a fatal four way, just like I asked for! I'm sure I'm going to be ganged up on by all of you smaller men just like in the 5 Man Signapore Cane match, that I WON, by the way. I deserve to be World Heavyweight Champ more than any of you. I will win on Smackdown, and at the grandest stage of them all I will crush Edge. Now I'm sure Edge will put some stupid stipulation to the match, like making it TABLES, LADDERS, and CHAIRS match, but that only gives me the upper hand. With The Phenomenal Ones on my side it wouldn't be wise to try to fight me in a NO DQ match.
After WrestleMania, those changes I talked about are going to start happening. Every single superstar, announcer, and referee is going to be affected by it. And you can choose to accept it and move on, or fight it an get crushed. Either way, I don't care.
Backstage The Phenomenal Ones are with Todd Grisham
Todd Grisham: I am here with the Phenomenal Ones Shelton Benjamin, AJ Styles and Victoria. You guys have made a huge announcement about The Big Show joining you’re the group, but as you know he is...
Shelton grabs the microphone out of Todd's hand
Shelton Benjamin: Todd we don't need you here!(Todd leaves The Phenomenal Ones)Before I talk about The Big Show I would like to take this time to thank Chris Hero, and welcome him into the most powerful group in the WWE The Phenomenal Ones!As you all know The Big Show is on Smackdown and is also a part of the Phenomenal Ones. The Big Show is a former ECW Champion, WWE Champion he feels that he should be the current World Heavy Weight Champion and he will be! Show being on Smackdown works out really well for us because we get to control both Smackdown as well as Raw!
Victoria: For weeks I have been coming out to the ring and begging Melina for a match, and I got no response from her, maybe she is scared of me and realises that I am the most dominate diva on Raw and not Beth Phoenix! Tonight it all ends because I finally get my hand on you in a match Melina! This match is really important for the both of us because the winner of the match determines who'll face Beth Phoenix at WrestleMania for the Women's championship. Melina nobody has ever kicked out of the Widow's peak, you are doing to end up being an other victim of the Widow’s peak! Tonight I will show you and Beth Phoenix that I am truly the most dominate diva in the history of the WWE and why I ain’t the lady to mess with, specially when I become the Women's Champion!
AJ Styles: Vince me and Shelton still want in on the Money In The Bank match at Wrestlemaina, so tonight here on Raw we want to face the World Tag Team Champions for there titles to prove that we should be in the Money In The Bank Match. So Homicide and Hernandez your tag team titles are coming home with us!
Shelton Benjamin: The Phenomenal Ones are going to finally finish off the L.W.O. and in the process we are going to win gold and everybody will The Phenomenal Ones as the gold standard before Wrestlemaina and will be calling us Money In the Bank after Wrestlemanaia!
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