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MCote900 · 06-16-2008, 09:33 PM

yea good idea man, i ran into the same problem when i used to have my league. Just as long as this thing continues im pretty sure we will all be happy.

Jatt Kidd · 06-16-2008, 11:19 PM

Road To The Gold Tournament
Torrie Wilson vs. Maria
...Torrie Wilson pushes Maria into the turnbuckle as Maria tries a bulldog and then school boy’s her for the 3!
Winner: Torrie Wilson
Rating: *

Road To The Gold Tournament
Melina vs. Beth Phoenix
...At the end of the match, Beth Phoenix catches Melina from the top rope with a powerful backbreaker and gets the 3.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Rating: *3/4

Tag Team Match
Team Extreme vs. Ted Dibiase Jr. & The Miz
At the end of the match, Dibiase catches Dreamer with a DDT, and then he catches him with the Million Dollar Dream for the win!
Winner: Ted Dibiase Jr. & The Miz
Rating: **1/4

15 Minutes of Fame Match
John Morrison vs. Paul Burchill
...At the end of the match, Morrison wins after Burchill misses a kick, and Morrison nails him with a quick small package with only 5 seconds left until the 15 minutes were up.
Winner: John Morrison
Rating: ***

Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk
...At the end of the match, Hardy misses a whisper in the wind and Punk locks on the Anaconda Vice! Hardy wiggles out and slams Punk, nails the Swanton and wins!
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Rating: ***1/4

John Cena vs. Chris Jericho
...At the end of the match, Jericho has the Walls locked on Cena. He reaches the ropes though. Cena then gets up and picks up Jericho but Jericho muscles his way and both go to the outside after they fall over the top rope. HBK is coming down the ramp though! He comes down and nails both with a chair shot and then walks away smiling! Ref calls for the bell and it’s a draw! This doesn’t help the #1 contendership battle.
Winner: N/A
Rating: ***1/2

Shawn Michaels Royal Rumble Celebration & Selection of Champion
HBK comes to the ring as McMahon is standing there. McMahon lays down what HBK has to do and HBK starts talking. He says how the Royal Rumble was too easy and nobody can touch him on any level as he’s beaten everybody there is to beat. Just then, Bret Hart’s music hits! Hart walks to the ring and confronts Shawn Michaels. Bret Hart insults Michaels of being a gay boy toy and insulting his lifestyle and then HBK cracks and says he was about to go to SmackDown, but wants to stay on RAW to kick Hart’s ass and then take the title. All of a sudden, Triple H comes out. Triple H confronts Shawn and says that facing him for the title is the worst mistake he can ever make! McMahon intervenes and says that HHH might not even be the champion come WrestleMania! See with the draw that occurred, Vince McMahon announces that at No Way Out, it will be Triple H vs. Chris Jericho vs. John Cena in a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship! Triple H is pissed off but then waits and then leaves. McMahon is not finished. He then says the main event spot at WrestleMania 24 will be defended! It’ll be Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart, the dream match everybody wanted, for the main event spot! The crowd goes crazy as both stare each other down as RAW goes off the air.

Match of the Night
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho

Road To The Gold Tournament
Kelly Kelly vs. Jillian Hall
...At the end of the match, Kelly Kelly wins with a superplex!
Winner: Kelly Kelly
Rating: *

*Backstage Mr. McMahon is in his dressing room when a police detective walks in*

Detective: Mr. McMahon, the evidence that we brought to you earlier has been verified. There actually were more details regarding Mr. Austin’s crash.

Mr.McMahon: Well I’ll be damned. The whole world is going to here this one damnit.

Road To The Gold Tournament
Ashley vs. Christy Hemme
...At the end of the match, Ashley wins with a kick to the face and then a moonsault!
Winner: Ashley
Rating: *

World Tag Team Championships
The Outsiders vs. Rey Mysterio & Cody Rhodes
...At the end of the match, Mysterio misses with a 619 and catches a big boot from Nash on the apron which sends him into the Outsiders Edge from Scott Hall as the champs retain!
Winner: The Outsiders
Rating: ***1/2

Elimination Chamber Qualifier
Batista vs. Kurt Angle
...At the end of the match, Batista catches Angle with a spinebuster. He then kicks Angle and is ready for the Batista Bomb but Angle while lunging forward grabs the leg of Batista and taps him out with the Anklelock!
Winner: Kurt Angle via submission
Rating: **3/4

If Kennedy Wins, Flair Gets A Title Shot/If Hero Wins, Flair Does Not Get A Title Shot
Chris Hero vs. Mr. Kennedy
...At the end of the match, Kennedy has the match won with a Mic Check but Flair comes down with a chair and slides it into the ring and Flair tells Kennedy to use it. Kennedy is confused as he had Hero down and throws the chair back saying he doesn’t need it, but Kennedy stauled too long as he returned his ass to a Hero’s Welcome! Hero wins! No title shot for Flair and he knows it as he comes inside the ring and faces Kennedy, he slaps Kennedy across the face in which Kennedy stares a whole through Flair! Kennedy then backs out as Flair is livid!
Winner: Chris Hero
Rating: ***

*Video packages of The Rock and Edge’s journey to the WWE and how it will all come crashing down at No Way Out for one of them

Tag Team Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin & Undertaker vs. Randy Orton & John Bradshaw Layfield
At the start of this match, McMahon comes out with an announcement! He says, The Rock did not run voer Austin! Everybody is dumbfounded. Then he says, The Rock’s car was involved in the accident. But it was not The Rock who was driving. Guess! Who else was as close to The Rock at that time! Who boldly stated, his relative is connected to the FBI and familiar with prints and evidence! It was none other than….THE UNDERTAKER! Austin is shocked as Taker then comes from behind Austin and starts to nail him and pulverize him with sukebones! Austin is bloodied from the carnage and then Taker leaves. JBL and Randy Orton lick their chops and basically destroy Austin with a clothesline from hell and then an RKO and pin from Randy Orton! Austin is left blooded as Orton and JBL stare each other down as well knowing it’s every man for themselves in the Elimination Chamber!
Winners: Randy Orton & JBL
Rating: ***1/4

Match of the Night
Tag Team Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin & Undertaker vs. Randy Orton & John Bradshaw Layfield

MCote900 · 06-17-2008, 10:37 AM

Todd Grisham: Ladies and Gentlemen I am here with one of the men that left Austin a bloody mess on Smackdown....JBL. JBL were your surprised that the Undertaker was the man that ran over Austin?

JBL: Todd I don't give a damn who the hell ran over Austin and neither should anybody else. What people should care about is that fact that I left their precious rattlesnake a bloody shell of himself in that ring. I guarranteed I was going to bust open a rattlesnake and that is exactly what I did. And now I am guarranteeing a victory at No Way Out. In that elimination chamber there will be only one survivor and that will be me so Kurt, Taker, Austin, Orton; you guys better get ready because your in for the fight of your lives.

Todd: You forgot James Storm.:

JBL: Who?

Todd: James Storm, he qualified for the chamber last night on Smackdown.

JBL: Todd you know I don't have time to pay attention to no namers.

Todd: No namer? He is a former US and TV champion.

JBL: Haha wait, we got ourselves a mid carder in the elimination chamber. O my Vince must have gone and lost his marbles. Well Jim, John, James; whatever the hell your name is.....you better hope that your the last one to get into that chamber because you're not ready to fight in the big leagues. And I will guarrantee you the same thing I guarranteed the rest of the men and that is that I will give you the beating of your life at No Way Out. Like I was saying before.....at No Way Out there will be only one survivor and that survivor will be the Wrestling God!!!!

JuulDK · 06-17-2008, 01:51 PM

OOC: Jatt mate... Please take a look at page 237 and then explain to me how in the blue hell Angle beat Batista

Beth Phoenix: Last week I came out here and I made a promise. I made a promise that if Melina made her own choice I would respect that choice. Melina, you could have chosen to just enter the ring, lay down and then walk away unharmed. But you chose to get in my face, so I did what I promised. I took you out and I proved that I am indeed the most powerful diva in WWE history. Now for this week's treat for "The Glamazon". This week on Raw I will get to crush a walking living Barbie doll. Torrie Wilson, you may have beaten Maria last week in a match that could be in contention as the worst divas match ever. But that just mean that you're unfortunate enough to be facing me this week. So I'm gonna give you the same choices as I gave Melina, and remember how it ended for her Torrie!! So either you lay down for "The Glamazon" and walk away unharmed and in one piece, or I will rip you apart piece by piece. It's very simple so even you can understand it Torrie. Cause there's nobody, and mark my words, NOBODY that can prevent me from going on to No Way Out to face Lita for the Women's Championship that rightfully should already be around my waist!!

"Bringin' Da Hood to U" hits and the fans goes crazy as they realize that this means Cryme Tyme is back. JTG and Shad walks to the ring in their usual street way, and get mics handed

JTG: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!

Crowd: Yo!

JTG: Yo!

Crowd: Yo!

JTG: Yooooo....

Crowd: Yooooo....

JTG: Yo my boy Shad... Tell these people what's really hood!

Shad: Yo this is what's really hot J! Did you happen watch this week's episode of Raw??

JTG: Uhm, yeah...

Shad: I did too... And what I saw was that DiBiase boy and Miz beating Team Extreme...

The crowd boos

Shad: Pretty impressive actually. But yo anyway, the reason why we're out here is very simple. High Society, I remember you calling me and my boy here a disgrace last week. So here's the deal... This week live on Raw, High Society vs. Cryme Tyme!

The crowd cheers

Shad: You're not just a spoiled kid and an MTV host huh?? How about proving that to us? We will beat you two just as sure as Cryme Tyme is all about that money money, yeah yeah. That money money...

Crowd: Yeah yeah!

Shad: That money money...

Crowd: Yeah yeah!

It continues as "Bringin' Da Hood to U" hits again as Cryme Tyme leaves

Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm.

Mixed reaction as James Storm steps into the picture holding a beer in his hand

Todd Grisham: James, last night you qualified for the last spot in the Elimination Chamber at No Way Out, where the winner will get a World Heavyweight title opportunity at WrestleMania. And earlier today you heard JBL's reaction to you being in that match. Any comments?

James Storm: First off Todd, you should get your facts straight. Cause yes I heard JBL's little interview earlier, and what I heard first was you saying that I qualified last night at SmackDown... Let me ask you Todd, did you see "Cowboy" James Storm in action last night?

Todd Grisham: Uhm...

James Storm: Don't even think about it Grisham... You know you didn't! Vince McMahon himself decided that even though I asked for an opportunity to qualify, he thought that I had already proven in my WWE career that I deserved that last spot!!

Storm looks away from Todd Grisham and directly into the camera

James Storm: And now for you Mr. Wall Street... Mr. Money... Mr. Wrestling God... John Bradshaw Layfield. You can call me what ever you want and make all them guarantees you want, but facts are facts JBL. In my short time here I'm already a former United States Champion and a former Television Champion. In fact I'm the first ever to hold those titles at the same time in all history of this business!! And if you take a look at the list of Hall of Fame matches you can find three matches in the Top 10 with "The Tennessee Cowboy" in it! Where's your name up there Wrestling God?? Huh?? How do you like those facts?? Well JBL, fear not cause the rescue is here. You see at No Way Out the only guarantee that I can make is that the Elimination Chamber match will take it's place on the Hall of Fame list. And whether I start the match in the ring or coming out of the last chamber to open, I will make a name for myself that will be remembered for a long time. So you better stop thinking about whether I'm ready for a match like this or not, and start thinking about a possible upset!

Storm looks ready to leave

James Storm: Oh and one more thing Bradshaw... If you looking for an early proof then you know for sure where to find me this Friday Night...

Storm raises the beer and looks at it as a hint and then looks back in the camera

James Storm: Right?? Cheers!

Richard Flair · 06-17-2008, 02:07 PM

Randy Orton watches James Storm's interview on a monitor, then wipes his brow with a white towell.

Randy Orton: A friend of mine once said that I was all talk. I beat the living crap outta that friend, and showed him I could walk the walk as well. When I was a member of Evolution people thought I was all talk, but the I went on and became the youngest World Heavyweight Champion in history. When I was telling Stone Cold this past week that I would beat him, people thought I was all talk. Fact of the matter is, I performed an RKO on his sorry ass, the pinned him. I can walk the walk. James Storm, last week I said that you were all talk, and I asked you to prove me wrong.

He stands up and looks as if he is ready to attack.

Randy Orton: You didnt prove me wrong James, as I still believe you aren't good enough to be in the Elimination Chamber match. The day that you pin Randy Orton in the middle of a WWE Ring, is the day I respect you. Ignore JBL right now James, I want to fight you on Friday. Turn down this challenge, and the only man in the WWE who can truly walk the walk, will lose that tiny glint of respect he once had for you. James if you beat me on Friday I wont say another word about you not being up for it, but if you lose to me, I'll drag your fallen body to a mail-box and post you to JBL myself, because you werent worthy to face me in the first place. Think about it.

Jatt Kidd · 06-17-2008, 02:59 PM

Vince McMahon: Well with all of the turmoil going on, it's only fitting. So on Friday Night SmackDown, it'll be Randy Orton and JBL, continuing their hot streak as a tag team, and will face James Storm and a partner of his choice. And James, make sure it's a good one, cause you're facing one hell of a tag team.

And Cryme Tyme, that's a great idea, High Society vs. Cryme Tyme, if Cryme Tyme win, they'll be added to the tag team championship match at No Way Out.

Jamaican Me Crazy · 06-17-2008, 03:09 PM

HBK: Well, well, well Bret The Shitman Hart, and the sexiest man alive, past present and future, hook up, once again. And once again, the result is going to be like Bret's wife in the locker room, a Hart on their back, longer than a 3 count hahaha! Vinman! You outdid yourself for this one, a match that could've been at WrestleMania will be held at No Way Out, what a treat for the fans, the fans in the arena, but what a treat for yours truly. I've had countless attempts at people trying to attack me for my prized spot in the WrestleMania 24 main event spot, from midgets to rainbow colored idiots, they were all the same, but Bret, you were different in the fact that I would actually gain something from kicking your ass, which is less of a headache, from you, and your damn family, leaving me threats on the phone in my home! So at No Way Out, good riddance Bret the Shitman Hart, and good riddance the Hart family!

Undertaker: *spits out his tobacco* Yeah Austin! You damn right you dumb bald son of a bitch! I RAN YOU DOWN! Why? Think back! Think 1999! I was on the shelves and you were on top, and what made me feel so good was when you were run down! I came back and I was loved by these fans, no more Austin, no more of a fake Texas redneck, hell boy, I'm the real redneck, I'm the real deal, I'm the real pride of Texas! You are not! I'm the one that represented this state, hell I wanted to say it, but McMahon dressed me like a damn goth, and I had to play the role of a dead son of a bitch, while you went out there, acted like me in real life, and got popular. Got the money, got the fame! Where the hell did that leave me? Getting my ass kicked by you day in and day out! And hell boy, that stopped! I ran your ass over, Austin I wanted you to be crippled for the rest of your life! I played this shit out nicely you dumb bastard, I put the blame on The Rock after I had people working for the FBI, relatives. THe Rock got the blame, and now look at him, he's gone too, I used his ass, his ass will be killed by Edge in a TLC match, and we'll hear about no more Rocky. Elimination Chamber? I got so many people ready to murder you Austin, it's not even funny, after No Way Out, no more Austin. And how great is it now? No Austin, no Rock, nobody to take my damn spotlight, when I've been the backbone of this business, nobody gave me the front of the posters, the pay per view main events constantly, the money, the movies! Just die Austin, or hide like The Rock is now since the public don't even like him since he's affiliated with this accident, I'm the Undertaker, your executioner bitch!

JuulDK · 06-17-2008, 03:26 PM

James Storm: Well well well Randy... I should have known that you would stick your nose into any business that could even slightly affect you. And Mr. McMahon has booked it... "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton and "The Wrestling God" JBL vs. "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm and a partner of my choosing. This should be interesting... I can freely choose one of many. And I know what you're thinking... I have to find someone who's willing to team up with me right?? Well, not quite. I COULD do that, and that COULD be difficult. But another thing I could do is simply find someone who wants either of you or both! And both of you know that that shouldn't be very hard to do. You both know that there's many on the roster who would like to get their hands on you two... Think about it. I could stay here on SmackDown and find someone here... Or I could take a trip to Monday Night Raw tomorrow and find me someone there... So this is what I'm gonna do... If there's anyone, ANYONE, who wants to team up with "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm to face Randy Orton and JBL, let me know and I'll decide my partner!!

Pacdawg · 06-17-2008, 03:33 PM

Austin: *feeling the bruises on his head* Well ahh....you know what, Vince puts me in a match with 2 people that wanted my blood and one man that wanted my life. Proves he's against me.

Randy Orton still isn't happy making me bleed and pinning me, he's against me. JBL is proud he fulfilled his promise, he's against me.

Week in and week out, The Rock, Undertaker, JBL, Orton, now I've got Kurt Angle, James Storm, ready to take on Stone Cold. Well how about you don't get Stone Cold. I've tried my best to raise my head and keep going, but hell son, I can only go for so long! I've gotten my ass kicked my a gang 2 weeks in a row. Life ain't fair is it.

*gets into his pick up truck and picks up a shotgun as people are perplexed*

Yeah you see it....life ain't fair.

Scott Hall: Heyyo, Cody Rhodes and Rey the little midget, we wipe the mat with them chico. So we looking for some competition, I don't care if you are a 'tough' tag team like that punk Orton and John Bradshaw whatever.

Kevin Nash: We're the cream of the crop, we're the most defending tag champions ever, so we wanna defend out titles....not now, not there, not here, not in my spot, not in your spot, my show, your show, our show, his show, her's show...BUT ON SMACKDOWN!

Scott Hall: So somebody tell Vince McMahon, that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, want to appease the crowd and give them a tag title match.

*crowd boos*

Scott Hall: What you guys don't like that, come on I'm acting like a baby face "I want you right here....right now....in the middle of this ring*

*crowd still boos*

Scott Hall: Heyyo, you guys can meet me down there.

Kevin Nash: Down where?

Scott Hall: *points to his crotch* Down there!

John Cena: Yo yo yo yo yo! Your boy is back in the main event for the title man! Triple H, Chris Jericho. Two fine wrestlers, but they're both past the hill, your boy John Cena, quickly and swiftly going to box around their asses like it's Muhammad Ali against a 2005 version of Mike Tyson. I'm sweet with this, like I was Dusty Rhodes speaking, I'm powerful like you saw Tony Atlas in his prime, I'm quick like you saw a Mexican jumping bean, and I got the chain gang behind me, so ain't no stoppin' me, and no that's not a Shelton Benjamin quote, that's John Cena, bank on my statement, I'm leaving No Way Out as champion and once procliam that the CHAMP IS HERE!

Jamaican Me Crazy · 06-17-2008, 03:40 PM

Undertaker: First off, Storm, get a life you dumb cowboy wannabe, you from Tennesee, I'm from Texas, we're more cowboy than your posing ass ever will be, good luck finding a partner, you'll only find a diva to tag with you cause nobody likes your no name ass. You and Chris Hero...go get a room and put on a 5 star match between the sheets you pathetic worth of life.

And speaking of pathetic worth of life, YEAH! YEAH AUSTIN! I see the shotgun, what you think you are in the wild wild west boy! I'll kick your ass man! Take that shotgun and shoot it, shoot it up your ass, go become a suicide victim, go ahead Austin, who you tryna provoke, who you tryna scare Austin, nice message to the kids, if everybody is against you go shoot yourself huh? Go ahead Stone Cold, Kurt Cobain yourself!