Welcome WF Universe to Fringe’s Summer Slam Snake Draft!!!
This thread is exclusively for posting Draft picks and/or trades. Please keep discussion or questions in the Main Sign-Up Discussion Thread.
A snake draft is defined as such:
Players participate in each round of the draft by taking turns selecting wrestlers in a snake draft format (i.e., 1-8, 8-1, 1-8, etc.). Each player drafts one pick per round until all roster slots are full.
I have randomized the draft order by putting all the names in a hat, and asking the most gracious Mrs. Fringe to pick out each name. The draft order is as follows:
First round picks are due by 4pm tomorrow EST, approx. 21 hours from now. Once we get rolling I will bump the deadline down to 18 hours. I will do my best to update this thread with rosters, trades and such daily (M-F) at or around 7pm EST.
When posting your draft pick, please remember to tag the next player in line to keep the Snake Draft rolling.
If anyone has not drafted after the deadline, the next person is able to draft and it will continue. Please send me a PM if you choose to sit out the round or are unable to participate during a particular round.
If you miss one round, you may pick two the next round. You can only do this TWICE. If you miss three rounds a replacement may be discussed.
I wrote this for fun because the meltdowns in the WWE section have been hilarious. Press play and sing along with the instrumental :hunter
You’re not Stone Cold but I’m wonderin why I… can’t have you all my own.
Roman Reignclouds at my window, and I can’t see at all.
And even if I could I would only gaze… at your poster on my wall.
It reminds me that it’s not so bad…it’s not so bad. (x2)
Dear Dan, I wrote you and you still ain’t callin.
I left my username, avatar, and my signature at the bottom.
I made you 2 threads back in autum, you must nota saw em.
There probably was a problem with your data plan or somethin.
Sometimes I misspell thread titles accidentally when I type em
But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up man how’s your doggy?
My girlfriend’s pregnant and I’m about to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her?
I’ma name her Briana.
I read about your injured neck too I’m sorry.
I break my neck anytime your music plays when I’m not watchin.
I know you hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan.
I even got your ROH shit that you did and damn….
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man.
I like the match you had with Rollins dude that shit was art.
Anyways, this ain’t the end though, just the start
Truly yours, playing his part, this is Mark.
You’re not Stone Cold but I’m wonderin why I… can’t have you all my own.
Roman Reignclouds at my window, and I can’t see at all.
And even if I could I would only gaze… at your poster on my wall.
It reminds me that it’s not so bad…it’s not so bad.
Dear Dan, you still ain’t in the main event, I hope you get a chance.
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up they do this to fans.
If you don’t want to play politics, you don’t have to
But fuck Roman, don’t lay down for that dude.
He just isn’t ready man, he’s got 6 moves total.
We waited 8 months for you, we were patient, we were quiet.
Just to see you get thrown out in 10 minutes by Bray Wyatt.
That’s pretty shitty man, you’re like our fuckin idol.
We wanna be just like you man, we like you more than Vince and he hired you.
I ain’t that mad though I just don’t like being lied to.
Remember back in DC? You said you're entering the Rumble and you'd win that.
See I’m just like you in a way.
I never shave my beard either.
I’d rather hug on a cow than eat her.
I can relate to what you’re saying in a promo.
And when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put one on.
Cause I ain’t really got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed.
I even stick my fingers in the air and chant YES!
Sometimes I headbutt myself and kick at rapid speed
It’s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See everything you do is real, and I respect it cause you sell it
My girlfriend’s jealous cause I’m watchin you 24/7.
But she don’t know you like I know you Dan, no one does.
She don’t know what it’s like for people like us grownin up.
You gotta write me man, you can't just leave me in the dark.
Sincerely yours, Mark. PS, we should knee together too.
You’re not Stone Cold but I’m wonderin why I… can’t have you all my own.
Roman Reignclouds at my window, and I can’t see at all.
And even if I could I would only gaze… at your poster on my wall.
It reminds me that it’s not so bad…it’s not so bad.
Dear mister “I’m too nice to hijack wrestlers for my fans.”
This’ll be the last message I ever send your ass.
It’s been 3 months and still no word. I don’t deserve it?!
I know you saw the last 3 threads. Meltzer read em to you perfect.
So this is my email I’m sending you. I hope you read it.
I’m in the bar right now, I’m online the LG way.
Hey Dan, I just got whiplash, dare me to drive?
You know that angle from Y2J in 2008 about saving us from Orton
But he didn’t, and then fought JBL for no reason?
That’s kinda how this is. You could’ve rescued us from Roman.
Now it’s too late. He’s going to Wrestlemania despite the crowd heat.
And all I wanted was a lousy message in the fall.
I hope you know I knocked all of your posters off the wall.
I loved you Dan, we could’ve kneed together, think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it.
I hope Ambrose pins you and you can’t succeed without me.
See Dan, “$9.99” SHUT UP FOOL I’M TRYIN TO TYPE!
Hey Dan, that’s my bartender leavin me the check.
But I won’t dine and dash, I’ll just cancel the Network, see I won’t like you.
I won’t pay to suffer anymore, but I’ll complain on wrestlingforum, and I’ll watch RAW too!
Well, gotta go, I’m almost out of data now.
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed send this shit out?
You’re not Stone Cold but I’m wonderin why I… can’t have you all my own.
Roman Reignclouds at my window, and I can’t see at all.
And even if I could I would only gaze… at your poster on my wall.
It reminds me that it’s not so bad…it’s not so bad.
Dear Mark, I would’ve wrote you sooner but I’ve just been busy.
You say your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I’m really flattered that you’d call your daughter that.
Here’s an autographed T-Shirt, and a complimentary beard hat.
Sorry I don’t play politics, it’s a personal issue.
I don’t eat pins intentionally just to diss you.
Other wrestlers have big fanbases too.
I can’t win everything, come on man, how selfish is you?
You’ve got some issues Mark, I think you need some counselin.
To help you from headbutting walls when you get down some.
And what’s this about you wanting us to knee together?
That’s not something I think we can even do with each other.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other.
Or maybe you should spend more time together.
It’s no big deal, I’m just a wrestler.
I’ll win the championship in time.
Don’t hurt yourself
I promise I’ll be doin just fine if you relax a little
I’m glad to inspire you but man, why are you so mad?
Try to understand, that Roman also has fans.
I just don’t want you to be upset on my behalf.
I read this report a few weeks ago that made me laugh.
Some guy got on Twitter and started raging with his friends.
#CancelWWENetwork was the #1 trend.
He swore off the product and said he’d never watch again.
But the subs only increased, and the ratings did too.
Come to think about it…his name was… it was you…
Damn.
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