Welcome everyone to the matchups of the Not So New Year Snake Draft!
The following match is between:
Ted, who has an untaggable name :tenay
and
Zombo, the host of the previous draft
RULES FOR VOTES YOUR COUNT (PLEASE FUCKIN' READ):
- You must give at least a brief but specific explanation IN THE THREAD
- You must vote on all cards in the HOLLYWOOD bracket
- Votes from Ted and Zombo don't count
There's a reason why these rules are in place and it's been explained before but I'll repeat it again, it's to make sure it's fair for everybody. 'Campaigned for votes' are what killed the drafts back in 2013 because people felt like they were getting screwing by dodgy voting. So, that means no suspicious influx of votes that happen to be voting for only one match which I'll assume is just friends voting for friends. It doesn't take that much effort to follow the rules anyway so why not do it? Anyway...
That's about it. Good luck Ted and Zombo! And EVERYBODY who participated in draft please vote. HOLLYWOOD and WOLFPAC. It's the least you can do.
@Hulk Hogan
@Ratman
@obby
@HollywoodNightmare
@KILL V. Oxi
@Ricky Jerret
@PORZINGIS
@DTJ
@Kobe
@Takers Revenge
@A-C-P
@Greenlawler
@Vague Katti
The following match is between:
Ted, who has an untaggable name :tenay
and
Zombo, the host of the previous draft
RULES FOR VOTES YOUR COUNT (PLEASE FUCKIN' READ):
- You must give at least a brief but specific explanation IN THE THREAD
- You must vote on all cards in the HOLLYWOOD bracket
- Votes from Ted and Zombo don't count
There's a reason why these rules are in place and it's been explained before but I'll repeat it again, it's to make sure it's fair for everybody. 'Campaigned for votes' are what killed the drafts back in 2013 because people felt like they were getting screwing by dodgy voting. So, that means no suspicious influx of votes that happen to be voting for only one match which I'll assume is just friends voting for friends. It doesn't take that much effort to follow the rules anyway so why not do it? Anyway...
That's about it. Good luck Ted and Zombo! And EVERYBODY who participated in draft please vote. HOLLYWOOD and WOLFPAC. It's the least you can do.
@Hulk Hogan
@Ratman
@obby
@HollywoodNightmare
@KILL V. Oxi
@Ricky Jerret
@PORZINGIS
@DTJ
@Kobe
@Takers Revenge
@A-C-P
@Greenlawler
@Vague Katti
Word Heavyweight Championship Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin (C) vs. Jon Moxley
"I Quit" match
Kevin Steen vs. Cactus Jack
Triple Threat Death Match
Jon Moxley vs. Pentagon Jr. vs. Kane
Intercontinental Championship Match
Seth Rollins (C) vs. Jeff Hardy
JBL vs. Alberto Del Rio
X Division Championship Match
Kalisto (C) vs. Finn Balor vs. Jack Evans
Gift of the Gods Championship Match
Prince Puma (C) vs. Roderick Strong vs. Kenny King
'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase vs. Lou Thesz
Doom (Ron Simmons and Butch Reed) (C) vs. The Minnesota Wrecking Crew (Ole Anderson and Arn Anderson)
Jinsei Shinzaki vs. Ultimate Warrior
Ahmed Johnson vs. Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Commentator:
Jim Ross
Stone Cold Steve Austin (C) vs. Jon Moxley
Your winner - Stone Cold Steve Austin
"I Quit" match
Kevin Steen vs. Cactus Jack
Your winner - Kevin Steen
Triple Threat Death Match
Jon Moxley vs. Pentagon Jr. vs. Kane
Your winner - Pentagon Jr.
Intercontinental Championship Match
Seth Rollins (C) vs. Jeff Hardy
Your winner - Seth Rollins
JBL vs. Alberto Del Rio
Your winner - JBL
X Division Championship Match
Kalisto (C) vs. Finn Balor vs. Jack Evans
Your winner - Kalisto
Gift of the Gods Championship Match
Prince Puma (C) vs. Roderick Strong vs. Kenny King
Your winner - Prince Puma
'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase vs. Lou Thesz
Your winner - Lou Thesz
Doom (Ron Simmons and Butch Reed) (C) vs. The Minnesota Wrecking Crew (Ole Anderson and Arn Anderson)
Your winner - Doom
Jinsei Shinzaki vs. Ultimate Warrior
Your winner - Ultimate Warrior
Ahmed Johnson vs. Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Your winner - Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Commentator:
Jim Ross
KOBE BRYANT AND THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS PRESENT
THE CARD THAT SHOULD BE IN THE HOLLYWOOD SEMI-FINALS
~ Match #1 - Singles Match ~
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Dynamite Kid vs. Chris Benoit
Fast-paced, technically proficient, and brutally hard-hitting. This is everything an opening dream match can be.
~ Match #2 - Loser Gets His Goatee Shaved ~
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"Superstar" Billy Graham vs. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner
Two charismatic musclemen known for their peaks as well as their similar facial hair put their iconic looks on the line in this matchup.
~ Match #3 - Bodyslam Match ~
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Yokozuna vs. Rikishi
Two of WWE's all-time super-heavyweights collide in this affair. Will either man be able to heft the other up high enough to complete a full bodyslam to win?
~ Match #4 - Singles Match ~
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Roman Reigns vs. Umaga
The Samoan Bulldozer takes on his cousin / nephew / brother / ??? / RELATIVE IN THE FAMOUS ANOA'I FAMILY. Both talented brawlers who can dish out and take a lot of punishment, this match will enthuse hard-hitting fans and set the tone for some of the brawls to come.
~ Match #5 - 3 on 3 Tag Match ~
Team Canada vs. Team UK
Owen Hart, Chris Jericho, and Roddy Piper
vs.
William Regal, The British Bulldog, and Nigel McGuinness
Country pride on the line in this matchup, which features three Canadian-born wrestlers taking on their counterparts from the United Kingdom. This match offers a nice blend of quality wrestling and brawling styles that should keep viewers transfixed.
~ Match #6 - Belfast Brawl ~
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Finlay vs. Sheamus
Two Irishmen go at it here in a Hardcore match. This match will likely start in the ring, as both men are competent wrestlers. But as the violence escalates, don't be surprised to see the action spill across the arena. One thing is for sure, after the beating these two lay on each other, a round of Guinness will be in order afterwards.
~ Match #7 - Cage Match ~
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Randy Orton vs. Harley Race
Harley Race is no stranger to brutal, bloody brawls. And it's often overlooked that Randy Orton has withstood some serious hardcore punishment over the years engaging in wars with the likes of Cactus Jack and Triple H. We'll see who, if anyone, will be able to walk out of the cage after this match.
~ Match #8 - Singles Match ~
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Kenta Kobashi vs. Antonio Inoki
Two of Japan's biggest wrestling names collide here in a dream matchup. The founder of NJPW Inoki is no stranger to big-time matchups, but he certainly meets his equal in AJPW and Pro Wrestling Noah legend Kobashi. This one is bound to be a classic.
~ Match #9 - Singles Match ~
NWA World Heavyweight Championship
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"Nature Boy" Ric Flair (c) vs. Bruno Sammartino
Ric Flair is a legendary NWA champion, whose combined reign with the NWA Championship is second only to the great Lou Thesz. Bruno Sammartino is the longest-reigning WWF Champion in history, and is looking to capture the NWA belt to further enhance his already legendary career. Will the Nature Boy's reign continue, or will Bruno increase his status even further?
~ Match #10 - Ladder Match ~
Intercontinental Championship
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage (c) vs. Eddie Guerrero
Two of wrestling's most charismatic and intense personas and greatest in-ring talents meet in a high-flying, fast-paced match-up where one can imagine the Frog Splashes and Elbow Drops landing from the top of the ladder. Will Latino Heat snap into a Slim Jim? Tune in to find out!
~ Match #11 - Singles Match ~
KPW World Heavyweight Championship
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The Rock (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
The most electrifying man in sports entertainment will certainly need as much power as he can muster when he goes face to face with the Beast Incarnate. Will Brock arrive in KPW and take the most cherished possession by force? Or will Rock's tournament victories from last card propel him to the heights needed to defend his belt against this monster?
THE CARD THAT SHOULD BE IN THE HOLLYWOOD SEMI-FINALS
~ Match #1 - Singles Match ~
Dynamite Kid vs. Chris Benoit
Fast-paced, technically proficient, and brutally hard-hitting. This is everything an opening dream match can be.
~ Match #2 - Loser Gets His Goatee Shaved ~
"Superstar" Billy Graham vs. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner
Two charismatic musclemen known for their peaks as well as their similar facial hair put their iconic looks on the line in this matchup.
~ Match #3 - Bodyslam Match ~
Yokozuna vs. Rikishi
Two of WWE's all-time super-heavyweights collide in this affair. Will either man be able to heft the other up high enough to complete a full bodyslam to win?
~ Match #4 - Singles Match ~
Roman Reigns vs. Umaga
The Samoan Bulldozer takes on his cousin / nephew / brother / ??? / RELATIVE IN THE FAMOUS ANOA'I FAMILY. Both talented brawlers who can dish out and take a lot of punishment, this match will enthuse hard-hitting fans and set the tone for some of the brawls to come.
~ Match #5 - 3 on 3 Tag Match ~
Team Canada vs. Team UK
Owen Hart, Chris Jericho, and Roddy Piper
vs.
William Regal, The British Bulldog, and Nigel McGuinness
Country pride on the line in this matchup, which features three Canadian-born wrestlers taking on their counterparts from the United Kingdom. This match offers a nice blend of quality wrestling and brawling styles that should keep viewers transfixed.
~ Match #6 - Belfast Brawl ~
Finlay vs. Sheamus
Two Irishmen go at it here in a Hardcore match. This match will likely start in the ring, as both men are competent wrestlers. But as the violence escalates, don't be surprised to see the action spill across the arena. One thing is for sure, after the beating these two lay on each other, a round of Guinness will be in order afterwards.
~ Match #7 - Cage Match ~
Randy Orton vs. Harley Race
Harley Race is no stranger to brutal, bloody brawls. And it's often overlooked that Randy Orton has withstood some serious hardcore punishment over the years engaging in wars with the likes of Cactus Jack and Triple H. We'll see who, if anyone, will be able to walk out of the cage after this match.
~ Match #8 - Singles Match ~
Kenta Kobashi vs. Antonio Inoki
Two of Japan's biggest wrestling names collide here in a dream matchup. The founder of NJPW Inoki is no stranger to big-time matchups, but he certainly meets his equal in AJPW and Pro Wrestling Noah legend Kobashi. This one is bound to be a classic.
~ Match #9 - Singles Match ~
NWA World Heavyweight Championship
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair (c) vs. Bruno Sammartino
Ric Flair is a legendary NWA champion, whose combined reign with the NWA Championship is second only to the great Lou Thesz. Bruno Sammartino is the longest-reigning WWF Champion in history, and is looking to capture the NWA belt to further enhance his already legendary career. Will the Nature Boy's reign continue, or will Bruno increase his status even further?
~ Match #10 - Ladder Match ~
Intercontinental Championship
"Macho Man" Randy Savage (c) vs. Eddie Guerrero
Two of wrestling's most charismatic and intense personas and greatest in-ring talents meet in a high-flying, fast-paced match-up where one can imagine the Frog Splashes and Elbow Drops landing from the top of the ladder. Will Latino Heat snap into a Slim Jim? Tune in to find out!
~ Match #11 - Singles Match ~
KPW World Heavyweight Championship
The Rock (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
The most electrifying man in sports entertainment will certainly need as much power as he can muster when he goes face to face with the Beast Incarnate. Will Brock arrive in KPW and take the most cherished possession by force? Or will Rock's tournament victories from last card propel him to the heights needed to defend his belt against this monster?