Welcome everyone to the matchups of the Not So New Year Snake Draft!
The following match is between:
TAT, your gracious host
and
Takers Revenge, Classic Wrestling representative
RULES FOR VOTES YOUR COUNT (PLEASE FUCKIN' READ):
- You must give at least a brief but specific explanation IN THE THREAD
- You must vote on all cards in the HOLLYWOOD bracket
- Votes from Myself and Takers Revenge don't count
There's a reason why these rules are in place and it's been explained before but I'll repeat it again, it's to make sure it's fair for everybody. 'Campaigned for votes' are what killed the drafts back in 2013 because people felt like they were getting screwing by dodgy voting. So, that means no suspicious influx of votes that happen to be voting for only one match which I'll assume is just friends voting for friends. It doesn't take that much effort to follow the rules anyway so why not do it? Anyway...
That's about it. Good luck Takers Revenge! And EVERYBODY who participated in draft please vote. HOLLYWOOD and WOLFPAC. It's the least you can do.
@Hulk Hogan
@Ratman
@obby
@HollywoodNightmare
@KILL V. Oxi
@Ricky Jerret
@PORZINGIS
@DTJ
@Kobe
@Takers Revenge
@A-C-P
@Greenlawler
@Vague Katti
Nick Bockwinkel (c) vs Jerry The King Lawler (c) Southern Heavyweight World Heavyweight unification match.
This championship unification match was made on Bockwinkel’s instance. Still angered from their previous battle where Lawler broke Bockwinkels jaw, Nick might show a more aggressive side vs the King. Can the King withstand the onslaught?
The Outsiders Nash and Hall vs The Briscoe’s (c) World Tag Team Championship
Jay Briscoe’s famous beer mug found its way to ringside once again as he smashed it over Terry Funks head and earned them the victory and the World Tag Team Titles in last week action. This week they have a tougher challenge from the proven tag team of Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Can the Outsiders use their power and veteran savvy to overcome the Briscoe’s? Or will the infamous beer mug find its way to ringside once again.
Masahiro Chono vs AJ Styles vs Dusty Rhodes Cage Match
Chono welcomed Styles to the federation with a swift axe handle to the back of the head. Dusty tried to intervene but received a swift right hand from Styles. What will happen when these three superstars are locked in the cage.
Ken Shamrock vs Kazushi Sakuraba Shoot style match
The 4 way submission match did nothing to settle the long standing rivalry between the Worlds Most Dangerous man and the God of Japanese. What will happen this week when these fiercely competitive submission artists go one on one?
Dean Malenko (c) vs Tazz Cruiserweight Title Match
Tazz challenged the Man of 1000 Holds to a Cruiserweight Title Match and Malenko answered by putting Tazz in the Texas Cloverleaf. Bad blood is brewing between these two mat technicians, will they be able to keep their cool in this battle of wrestling immortality.
Terry Funk vs Dory Funk Jr. Amarillo Hardcore Match
Dory is pissed that the Funks lost their tag team title match last week and took his frustrations out on his own brother Terry post match. Tonight they go toe to toe in the most dangerous match around, a Amarillo Hardcore Match
Madusa vs Bayley (c) Womens Title Match
Bayley was the quicker of the two in the last match and worked her way to an easy victory. Tonight Madusa has something to prove. Can she still hang with the Youngsters of the division? Can she regain the Title she once held so dearly? Tune in to find out!
Larry Zbyskzo vs DDP - Vince McMahon as the special guest referee
Mr McMahon took a beating last week from DDP. Tonight he has recruited Living Legend to fight his battles and named himself the special guest referee. Can DDP overcome the odds and finish off Vince McMahon once and for all.
Matt Osbourne and Mr Wrestling II vs Baron Von Raske and Tully Blanchard Elimination Match
The blood still runs red hot between this old school wrestling legends. They decided to team up and try to settle the score once and or all.
Douglas Williams vs La Parka vs Cicople Three way Ladder Match
These three exciting cruiserweights go toe to toe to toe in this exciting Cruiserweight ladder match
The following match is between:
TAT, your gracious host
and
Takers Revenge, Classic Wrestling representative
RULES FOR VOTES YOUR COUNT (PLEASE FUCKIN' READ):
- You must give at least a brief but specific explanation IN THE THREAD
- You must vote on all cards in the HOLLYWOOD bracket
- Votes from Myself and Takers Revenge don't count
There's a reason why these rules are in place and it's been explained before but I'll repeat it again, it's to make sure it's fair for everybody. 'Campaigned for votes' are what killed the drafts back in 2013 because people felt like they were getting screwing by dodgy voting. So, that means no suspicious influx of votes that happen to be voting for only one match which I'll assume is just friends voting for friends. It doesn't take that much effort to follow the rules anyway so why not do it? Anyway...
That's about it. Good luck Takers Revenge! And EVERYBODY who participated in draft please vote. HOLLYWOOD and WOLFPAC. It's the least you can do.
@Hulk Hogan
@Ratman
@obby
@HollywoodNightmare
@KILL V. Oxi
@Ricky Jerret
@PORZINGIS
@DTJ
@Kobe
@Takers Revenge
@A-C-P
@Greenlawler
@Vague Katti
STATFM Promotions Presents: Ratman's Revenge
Will vengeance be his?
***
Pyro to open the show.
Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO RATMAN'S REVENGE! Tonight the entire roster bar the men and women in title matches, except for the STATFM Singles Championship will competing under 1 of 4 banners and will be trying to win glory for their team. On the undercard in the red corner will be TEAM MODERN and in the blue corner will be TEAM CLASSIC. On the main card, things will be a little more personal as the red corner will 3 of the 4 original top draft picks of STATFM representing TEAM STAT going against men with something to prove representing their deposed former promoter on TEAM RATMAN. This is an unmissable event, don't go anywhere, strap yourselves in, and enjoy the ride...
MODERN VS CLASSIC CARD:
First Blood Match
'Dashing' Cody Rhodes vs Goldust
VS
TEAM MODERN - 1
TEAM CLASSIC - 0
***
Singles Match
Becky Lynch vs Trish Stratus
VS
TEAM MODERN - 1
TEAM CLASSIC - 1
***
Singles Match
Dolph Ziggler vs Mr. Perfect
VS
TEAM MODERN - 1
TEAM CLASSIC - 2
***
Singles Match
Cesaro vs Bret Hart
VS
TEAM MODERN - 2
TEAM CLASSIC - 2
***
Unsanctioned Street Fight
Batista vs Rick Rude
VS
TEAM MODERN - 2
TEAM CLASSIC - 2
DRAW
:moyes8
***INTERMISSION***
STAT VS RATMAN CARD:
2 Fall 6-Man Tag Team Match (First fall: STATFM 6-Man Tag Team Championship, Second fall: STATFM Tag Team and STATFM Womens Championships)
Awesome Kong (c) and The Hooliganz (Paul London and Brian Kendrick) (c) vs Ivelisse, Son of Havoc and Angelico
VS
***
IT'S CODY RHODES WHO SECRETLY GAINED ENTRANCE TO THIS MATCH AFTER HE BEAT GOLDUST EARLIER IN THE SHOW
MATCH 2: STATFM Hardcore Championship
Ultimate X Match
Samoa Joe (c) vs Austin Aries vs Alex Shelley vs KUSHIDA vs Rey Mysterio vs Cody Rhodes
VS
VS
VS
VS
VS
***
***
MATCH 3: STATFM Singles Championship/Team STAT vs Team Ratman I
Singles Match
Kurt Angle (c) vs Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat
VS
TEAM RATMAN - 0
***
***
CO-MAIN EVENT: #1 Contendership to the STATFM Singles Championship/Team STAT vs Team Ratman II
2 out of 3 Falls Match (First two falls must be via pinfall, last fall must be via submission)
Daniel Bryan vs Shawn Michaels
VS
TEAM RATMAN - 0
***
***
MAIN EVENT: Team STAT vs Team Ratman III (Captain's Showdown)
Singles Match
Shinsuke Nakamura vs The Undertaker
VS
Team Ratman - 0
Sorry Ratman. Looks like I win this in a landslide again.
unk2
***END OF SHOW***
Will vengeance be his?
***
Pyro to open the show.
Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO RATMAN'S REVENGE! Tonight the entire roster bar the men and women in title matches, except for the STATFM Singles Championship will competing under 1 of 4 banners and will be trying to win glory for their team. On the undercard in the red corner will be TEAM MODERN and in the blue corner will be TEAM CLASSIC. On the main card, things will be a little more personal as the red corner will 3 of the 4 original top draft picks of STATFM representing TEAM STAT going against men with something to prove representing their deposed former promoter on TEAM RATMAN. This is an unmissable event, don't go anywhere, strap yourselves in, and enjoy the ride...
MODERN VS CLASSIC CARD:
OPENING MATCH: Team Modern vs Team Classic I
First Blood Match
'Dashing' Cody Rhodes vs Goldust
After the match, Cody looks at Dustin's lifeless body and has a look on his face as if he's conflicted. He picks up Dustin's body and stands him up in the corner waiting for him to come to. They share a few words which are inaudible until Cody loudly says 'IT'S OVER'. They then share an emotional embrace and Dustin raises his little brother's hand. There isn't a dry eye in the house.
TEAM MODERN - 1
TEAM CLASSIC - 0
***
MATCH 2: Team Modern vs Team Classic II
Singles Match
Becky Lynch vs Trish Stratus
After the match, Trish celebrates on the turnbuckle and blows a kiss to Becky mockingly.
TEAM MODERN - 1
TEAM CLASSIC - 1
***
MATCH 3: Team Modern vs Team Classic III
Singles Match
Dolph Ziggler vs Mr. Perfect
After the match, Perfect wipes his head with his trademark towel and chucks it at Ziggler before leaving the ring cockily.
TEAM MODERN - 1
TEAM CLASSIC - 2
***
CO-MAIN EVENT: Team Modern vs Team Classic IV
Singles Match
Cesaro vs Bret Hart
Bret can't believe that he's lost two cards straight now so he goes all Survivor Series 97' at ringside. He's then shot by a tranq dart and taken backstage.
TEAM MODERN - 2
TEAM CLASSIC - 2
***
MAIN EVENT: Team Modern vs Team Classic V (Captain's Showdown)
Unsanctioned Street Fight
Batista vs Rick Rude
Both men are taken away on stretchers...
TEAM MODERN - 2
TEAM CLASSIC - 2
DRAW
:moyes8
***INTERMISSION***
STAT VS RATMAN CARD:
OPENING MATCH: STATFM Womens, STATFM Tag Team and STATFM 6-Man Tag Championships (Vacant)
2 Fall 6-Man Tag Team Match (First fall: STATFM 6-Man Tag Team Championship, Second fall: STATFM Tag Team and STATFM Womens Championships)
Awesome Kong (c) and The Hooliganz (Paul London and Brian Kendrick) (c) vs Ivelisse, Son of Havoc and Angelico
Kong puts Londrick and Kendrick on each shoulder to celebrate retaining their titles, while Ivelisse, Son of Havoc and Angelico get their newly won 6-Man Tag titles and raise them in the air to show defiance...
***
IT'S CODY RHODES WHO SECRETLY GAINED ENTRANCE TO THIS MATCH AFTER HE BEAT GOLDUST EARLIER IN THE SHOW
MATCH 2: STATFM Hardcore Championship
Ultimate X Match
Samoa Joe (c) vs Austin Aries vs Alex Shelley vs KUSHIDA vs Rey Mysterio vs Cody Rhodes
***
***
MATCH 3: STATFM Singles Championship/Team STAT vs Team Ratman I
Singles Match
Kurt Angle (c) vs Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat
TEAM STAT - 1
TEAM RATMAN - 0
***
***
CO-MAIN EVENT: #1 Contendership to the STATFM Singles Championship/Team STAT vs Team Ratman II
2 out of 3 Falls Match (First two falls must be via pinfall, last fall must be via submission)
Daniel Bryan vs Shawn Michaels
TEAM STAT - 2
TEAM RATMAN - 0
***
***
MAIN EVENT: Team STAT vs Team Ratman III (Captain's Showdown)
Singles Match
Shinsuke Nakamura vs The Undertaker
Team STAT - 3
Team Ratman - 0
Sorry Ratman. Looks like I win this in a landslide again.
unk2
***END OF SHOW***
Nick Bockwinkel (c) vs Jerry The King Lawler (c) Southern Heavyweight World Heavyweight unification match.
This championship unification match was made on Bockwinkel’s instance. Still angered from their previous battle where Lawler broke Bockwinkels jaw, Nick might show a more aggressive side vs the King. Can the King withstand the onslaught?
The Outsiders Nash and Hall vs The Briscoe’s (c) World Tag Team Championship
Jay Briscoe’s famous beer mug found its way to ringside once again as he smashed it over Terry Funks head and earned them the victory and the World Tag Team Titles in last week action. This week they have a tougher challenge from the proven tag team of Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Can the Outsiders use their power and veteran savvy to overcome the Briscoe’s? Or will the infamous beer mug find its way to ringside once again.
Masahiro Chono vs AJ Styles vs Dusty Rhodes Cage Match
Chono welcomed Styles to the federation with a swift axe handle to the back of the head. Dusty tried to intervene but received a swift right hand from Styles. What will happen when these three superstars are locked in the cage.
Ken Shamrock vs Kazushi Sakuraba Shoot style match
The 4 way submission match did nothing to settle the long standing rivalry between the Worlds Most Dangerous man and the God of Japanese. What will happen this week when these fiercely competitive submission artists go one on one?
Dean Malenko (c) vs Tazz Cruiserweight Title Match
Tazz challenged the Man of 1000 Holds to a Cruiserweight Title Match and Malenko answered by putting Tazz in the Texas Cloverleaf. Bad blood is brewing between these two mat technicians, will they be able to keep their cool in this battle of wrestling immortality.
Terry Funk vs Dory Funk Jr. Amarillo Hardcore Match
Dory is pissed that the Funks lost their tag team title match last week and took his frustrations out on his own brother Terry post match. Tonight they go toe to toe in the most dangerous match around, a Amarillo Hardcore Match
Madusa vs Bayley (c) Womens Title Match
Bayley was the quicker of the two in the last match and worked her way to an easy victory. Tonight Madusa has something to prove. Can she still hang with the Youngsters of the division? Can she regain the Title she once held so dearly? Tune in to find out!
Larry Zbyskzo vs DDP - Vince McMahon as the special guest referee
Mr McMahon took a beating last week from DDP. Tonight he has recruited Living Legend to fight his battles and named himself the special guest referee. Can DDP overcome the odds and finish off Vince McMahon once and for all.
Matt Osbourne and Mr Wrestling II vs Baron Von Raske and Tully Blanchard Elimination Match
The blood still runs red hot between this old school wrestling legends. They decided to team up and try to settle the score once and or all.
Douglas Williams vs La Parka vs Cicople Three way Ladder Match
These three exciting cruiserweights go toe to toe to toe in this exciting Cruiserweight ladder match