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PWA Thunder #134

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#1 ·


PWA Thunder #134 from Baltimore, Maryland

Singles Match:
Veronica Haze vs Katy Baphomet

Singles Match:
Supa Eagle vs LYNCH

Singles Match:
Maya Marvel vs Freja Erichsen

Singles Match: The Return Of Donjitsu
Donald Hammerpunch vs Vince Valentine

Tag Team Match:
Warriors and Rivals (Dustin Dreamer and Sage Grimm) vs Beauty and The Beast (William Gust & James Omega)

Singles Match: Non-Title
Grant Gatling vs #Root

Tag Team Match:
Demon and Dank (Demon Carver & Leon Knuckles) vs Bangarang and Marcus Maximus

Six Women Tag Team Match:
Rebecca Knox, Alexa Hayes and April Brooks vs Molly Spears, Pamela Rose and Bea Valentine

Triple Threat Match: Pure Championship Match
Joey Spears vs Kevin Cannon vs KeRo
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MAKING YOUR PICKS
The deadline for picks is Monday, 7:30PM EST(When Raw Pre-Show starts)

Male Characters Please pick 8 (eight) wrestlers off the current WWE roster and 2 (two) back-ups in case of a draw.

FEMALE Characters Please pick 6 (six) wrestlers off the current WWE roster and 2 (two) back-ups in case of a draw.


Your picks will garner points on this week's RAW and Smackdown

Do NOT edit your post after the deadline or will be treated like a new post with appropriate scoring penalties.

If you don't write your character name with your picks, it's a 50% penalty.

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CUTTING A PROMO

If you want to cut a promo please do so in this thread.

Cutting a promo affords you to gain +1 point of overness each week if you win your match. You do not lose overness for cutting promos.

** Rule changed 1/25/14 **
**NB** Your promo must show effort to be counted. Posting one sentence does not constitute effort, and you will not be awarded promo points if they are deemed unsatisfactory.

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GOOD LUCK!
Remember to spread word about the league!
Good luck to everyone in their respective matches!
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#11 ·
THA SUPA EAGLE'S SUPA PICKS

Sheamus
Rusev
King Barrett
Alberto Del Rio
Bray Wyatt
Charlotte
Kevin Owens
Dolph Ziggler

Backups:
Big E
Kofi Kingston

Promo:
"Look who's heah. I'm fresh out a victory wit' tha team of DOMINAYTAHS at Novembah ta' Remembah, an' this losah wants ta challenge me?

What sorta name is LYNCH anyway? Looks like tha name of somebody who wants ta end up a dead man. How did he do last time out? Oh yeah, he got his ass kicked in tha openah.

An' when ya face an opponent who SHOWS NO MERCY... ya might as well turn ya little tail and run."
 
#24 ·

<Machine>

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#Root Picks

1-Roman Reigns
2-Dean Ambrose
3-Kevin Owens
4-Sheamus
5-Rusev
6-Paige
7-Charlotte
8-Alberto Del Rio

Backups

1-Big E
2-Bray Wyatt

#Root Promo

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the arena filling in time. What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.What did you achieve? It's alright we told you what to achieve.

We listen to the tales and romanticize how we follow the path of the hero. How we’ll rise to the height of our halo, facing all the trials and tribulations. But your eyes are upon the ground you are the light and the way, they’ll only read about. Every time I closed my eyes, I saw my astral body in space. For nights on end, I watched myself... figthing back till no end.


Once again, real life and dreams are whirling among one another.
Space flight navigator. A walking mirror, galaxy drifter. Entwined together.
To grasp the other hand. To hear the other speak.

Do as we are built
Machines for the future
Bright eyed and ready for life.
The dual gods of our time.
Of all time
They will never see us coming.

Who says I'm even human at this point?

Just a huge display of direction. Rebirth. Reborn. Now this is progress. The black box will reveal only this. I will sit. Sit and wait until not a breath escapes my body. The first step was done the IC belong to us now is time to face all challenges. My task: to recycle this earth. To not repeat human history... Start from scratch... rid every sound. I'll save you.

Tonight’s your defeat Grant tonight you'll resurrect as a new one self being from scratch. A predetermined destiny put in motion by my stronger power, power.

A brain malfunction will never admit defeat, defeat... they keep dreaming as the Dreamers they are. But I'll keep fighting back and you know it.


They will never see us coming...
 
#4 · (Edited)
Promo:

:rollins2: Sup Cannon Jabroni?

:eek:wens2: By Jabroni you mean man right? Cause I'm the man!

:rollins2: I own you!

:eek:wens2: I won the match bro! I do believe you were the first eliminated!

:rollins2: :Rollins2

:eek:wens2: Stay out of the main event tonight.

:rollins2: but I owe you one.

:sashahi: hi guys!

:eek:wens2: *Knucks keep your pet on a leash, Will ya?*

:rollins2: :Cocky

: Everybody calm down and focus! Bring out your inner Demon! :banderas

:rollins2: :dahell, Not this guy again.

:eek:wens2: :punkout

:rollins2: :kermit

:eek:wens2: I will take care of him too!

:rollins2: :Rollins

:eek:wens2: Don't believe me just watch. :banderas

:rollins2: :woolcock

:eek:wens2: You were right Knucks. I joined The Dank Side and my overness has risen! :tommy

:rollins2: Its the force. :mj
 
#9 ·
William Gust, one half of the next great PWA tag team, the best half of the next great PWA tag team, and soon to be great PWA tag team champion is ready to speak.

So Omega you finally listened, the PWA office listened and now you Omega actually have a chance to actually be something here in PWA because of me, so as your savior, I just have to say no thanks is necessary. Just make sure to pull your weight, and maybe I'll let you hold the other tag team title belt. Anyway Grimm and Dreamer you will be the first victims on the Gust or Bust tour, so you guys should feel privileged. Now everybody has been asking about my world famous boys, well let me just say when I need them they'll have my back, so I guess you can say who ever faces me will always be outnumbered. And let me just say my boys are very... very big. Because you know what they say, the bigger the better. But I digress.

So Grimm and Dreamer your fates have been sealed, either you get a beautiful ending by me, or get fed to the beast, Omega. Either way, you lose.


The Gust or Bust tour is starting ladies and gentleman, get ready. Because the party is just getting started.
 
#16 ·
James Omega

Roman Reigns
Dean Ambrose
Kevin Owens
Jimmy Uso
Tyler Breeze
Jack Swagger
Big E
Alberto Del Rio

Neville
Big E



Katy Baphomet

Roman Reigns
Dean Ambrose
Kevin Owens
Jimmy Uso
Jack Swagger
Rusev

Charlotte
Neville





Alongside time exists fate
the bearer of cruelty


James Omega:Even in this foul world there are still many pleasant surprises. "Expect the unexpected" they say... A dangerous new alliance has been formed. The mistress of fate has decreed that myself.. the Accelerator James Omega stand along side William Gust in a crusade for true change. The very change that has been destined to happen from the start. The vision for us is clear now.. our fates are intertwined at this moment.. This is what is meant to be. There are no such things as coincidences in this world, there is only the inevitable. And for all of the so called "tag teams" in this company you are now being served your final notice before your demise.

I the Accelerator am a powerful enough force of nature to wreak havoc on this entire world all that I want and trust me there are alot of indecent and pathetic things I see in PWA today that show me many people are in need of a true reckoning.. and with a little extra GUST this vile storm has become ever more vicious... ever more unrelenting and all powerful. This world is finally going to see what true beauty is and true horror at the very same time. Be prepared. You see.. the mistress of fate can be so lovely but for those two boys Dreamer....and Grim.. She is so cruel.. hahaha. What a beautiful yet morbid picture we will paint together young William and myself.... with YOUR BLOOD.
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Katy Baphomet:When you talk about changes.. I have my own vision for a change that is very urgent and needs to be made immediately. I want to become the PWA Women's Champion. I want that symbol of power for myself and I plan on taking it the very first chance I get. Meaning tonight Veronica Haze I have to hurt you. Well actually I don't "have to" but I feel like I need to, I am going to prove a point tonight and make an example of you and any other woman who wants to be sacrificed on my alter of perfection.
 
#20 ·


Hey, Knucksie Baby, I'm home! :sashahi

...

I bumped into Fat Cannon at the mall. He was in the Taco Bell line. I wished him good luck in his match tonight. So, what do you think of my new Thanksgiving outfit?

...

Are you still in bed? :sasha2

...

You need to get out of bed. You have a match tonight!

...

You and Carver have a match against CenaRang and Maximus. They call themselves The Two-Man Power Trip. Who do they think they are? Jay-Z and Kanye West?



GET UP KNUCKLES!

:rollins2

I got these new booty shorts just for you. You like?



...

Ugh! Stop being a big baby. Let's go to the gym, so you can win your title back at TLC.

...

Fine! Just stay in bed forever! I'm gonna go train. BYE!

:rollins2


 
#22 · (Edited)



Freja Erichsen

Roman Reigns
Dean Ambrose
Kevin Owens
Jimmy Uso
Ryback
Breeze

Rusev
Paige
 
#5 ·
Promo:

:bayley: I have been on a roll lately.

:nikki2: I'm The Queen.

:reigns2: :reigns2

:bayley: Has anyone seen Cannon?

:nikki2: No and Joe will rip his stupid face off if he does!

:bayley: Hey now!

:nikki2: Do you have feelings for the caveman?

:bayley: You know, nah not at all!

:nikki2: You are so weird.

:bayley: You are so sweet! :mckinney

:reigns2: You two cut it out, BELIEVE THAT! :reigns2

:nikki2: My man is so sexy! :yoda

:bayley: Cannon isn't half bad.

:nikki2: Girl have you bumped your head? :mj4

:bayley: :tommy
 
#14 · (Edited)
Promo

:nikki: Hey you missed a spot

:kermit: Sorry Molly

:nikki: It's Queen Molly to you

:kermit: Oh yes of course. Sorry Queen Molly.

:reigns2: What's up your majesty?

:nikki: Hey babe

:reigns2: DAMN MOLLY! I LOVE YOUR NEW CLOTHES. YOUR SUCH AN EVIL SEXY QUEEN.



:nikki: Awww thanks Joey Bear

:kermit: Thank god you're here Joey. Molly is treating like garbage again. I've been cleaning her crown for over an hour now. Can you tell her to be nice to me? This is bringing back bad childhood memories. This is just like when she used to make me brush her Barbie dolls for hours.

:reigns2: What the hell did you just say? You don't talk about your Queen like that. You will do whatever she says you got it?

:kermit: Yes of course.

:reigns2: When you're done cleaning her crown, you can clean our tag team titles. I ain't going to the ring tonight without my title looking squeaky clean.

:kermit: Yes of course Joey.

:nikki: That's King Joey to you.

:reigns2: King?

:nikki: Yes a King. You are married to a Queen now which makes you my King.

:reigns2: I guess your right. I've never thought of that.

:nikki: I even got a gift for you.

:reigns2: Really? What is it?

:nikki: Your own thorne. Have a seat.



:reigns2: Oh my god thank you Molly. I love it. What's the sword for though?

:nikki: It makes you look badass.

:reigns2: Hell yeah it does.

:kermit: Yeah King Joey, you look great.

:reigns2: Thanks breh. Hey I even got you a gift.

:kermit: Are you serious?

:reigns2: Yeah I'm serious. I know we've had our differences in the past. But we are family now. We are even tag team champions. If we were ever to get along, it should be now. So I got this Yoda bong for you.



:kermit: Oh thanks man, this is great.

:reigns2: Here let me put some weed in there for you.

*Joey takes the bong and smashes it over KeRo's head*

:reigns2: That's what you get for embarrassing me last week when you and Cannon eliminated me last week. Tonight, I'm taking you both down and I'm taking that Pure championship title. Oh by the way, you are not a tag team champion. I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. Lets go Mollypop. I gotta go win the Pure championship. I'll see you out there KeRo frog.
 
#19 ·


:kermit: Oh thanks man, this is great.

:reigns2: Here let me put some weed in there for you.

*Joey takes the bong and smashes it over KeRo's head*
NOOOOO MY YODA BONG!!! :rollins4
 
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Dustin Dreamer's Picks:
1. Sheamus
2. Roman Reigns
3. Dean Ambrose
4. Kevin Owens
5. Tyler Breeze
6. Kofi Kingston
7. Alberto Del Rio
8. Kalisto

Backups:
1. Paige
2. Rusev

Promo:

I hear the talk, I hear what they're saying, they say Grimm and I have lost a step, they say we've gotten too cocky having the most dominant title runs in years in PWA, they say we had it coming. Well I have one thing to say to them....their right. At least about one thing. I got cocky, I saw the chance to make a history and it caused me to overlook Root and it costed me my Intercontinental Championship. But now my eyes are wide open to everything going on so to Root I have two things to say to you. The first being enjoy holding my championship while you can, because when in a few weeks time I'm getting my rematch and I'll be taking back what's rightfully mine. Second, thank you. Thank you for giving me the fight of my life and thank you for being STUPID enough to bust me open, because there's a little saying I heard, and it applies well here.

jus drein jus daun.

You know what that means? Blood must have blood. You took my blood at November 2 Remember, next month I take a bucket of yours! Oh and as for tonight, well Gust I don't like pretty boys like you, they piss me off. Tonight I mess up that pretty face of yours. And as for you Omega, well it's time you learn who the true hardcore legend of PWA is.

 
#17 ·
Joey just hates KeRo. But I don't think Joey will be tweener much longer :reigns2
 
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#41 · (Edited)


PWA Thunder #134 from Baltimore, Maryland

Singles Match:
Katy Baphomet (77) def. Veronica Haze (71)

Singles Match:
LYNCH (123) def. Supa Eagle (120)

Singles Match:
Freja Erichsen (80) def. Maya Marvel (0)

Singles Match: The Return Of Donjitsu
Vince Valentine (128) def. Donald Hammerpunch (93)

Tag Team Match:
Warriors and Rivals (256) (Dustin Dreamer (128) and Sage Grimm (128)) def. Beauty and The Beast (253) (William Gust (140) & James Omega (113))

Singles Match: Non-Title
Grant Gatling (138) def. #Root (122)

Tag Team Match:
Bangarang (128) and Marcus Maximus (114) (242) def. Demon and Dank (Demon Carver (107) and Leon Knuckles (120) (227)

Six Women Tag Team Match:
Molly Spears (94) , Pamela Rose (106) and Bea Valentine (91) (291) def. Rebecca Knox (76) , Alexa Hayes (126) and April Brooks (78) (280)

After the match Alexa walked out on her friends in silence and disappointment.


Triple Threat Match: Pure Championship Match
Kevin Cannon (131) def. Joey Spears (115) and KeRo (108)

Kevin Cannon is the new Pure Champion.
Spreadsheet Link:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FpDB9TBv9aRNBBeiO1_52NBk9L4XQe9jzEzV6k1VP9k/edit?usp=sharing

Congrats to Cannon on winning his first championship. New card will be up later today or tomorrow, if not blame @Sweenz :side:​
 
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