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PWA Thunder #120

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#1 · (Edited)


PWA Thunder #120 July 27th from Miami, Florida

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Card For Thunder #120:

Singles Match:
Rocket Kidd vs Jensen Carver

IC Title Championship Chase:
KeRo vs Kevin Cannon vs Supa Eagle vs Vince Valentine vs Dawson Mort

Singles Match:
Vanity vs Freja Erichsen

Triple Threat Match:
Eva Allred vs Bea Valentine vs Maya Marvel

Tag Team Match:
W.a.R (Dustin Dreamer & Sage Grimm) vs Dr. CP & Taurus

Championship Scramble: Women's Title Match
Ashley Amber (c) vs Pamela Rose vs Lexi Hayes vs April Brooks vs Molly Spears

WHC Championship Chase:
Grant Gatling vs Joey Spears vs Marcus Maximus vs Leon Knuckles vs Bangarang
MAKING YOUR PICKS

The deadline for picks is Monday, 8PM EST(When Raw Starts)
Male Characters Please pick 8 (eight) wrestlers off the current WWE roster and 2 (two) back-ups in case of a draw.
FEMALE Characters Please pick 6 (six) wrestlers off the current WWE roster and 2 (two) back-ups in case of a draw.
Your picks will garner points on this week's RAW and Smackdown
Do NOT edit your post after the deadline or will be treated like a new post with appropriate scoring penalties.
If you don't write your character name with your picks, it's a 50% penalty.

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CUTTING A PROMO

If you want to cut a promo please do so in this thread.
Cutting a promo affords you to gain +1 point of overness each week if you win your match. You do not lose overness for cutting promos.
** Rule changed 25/1/14 **
**NB** Your promo must show effort to be counted. Posting one sentence does not constitute effort, and you will not be awarded promo points if they are deemed unsatisfactory.

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GOOD LUCK!
Remember to spread word about the league!
Good luck to everyone in their respective matches!
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#2 · (Edited)
So here's how the Championship Chase and Championship Scramble work.

Championship Chase: To decide the next #1 contenders for the IC Title and Heavyweight Title the top 5 contenders for both (based off overness) and each week the person with the lowest score each week (aka the person who takes the fall) will be eliminated. The last person standing in both championship chase's will get singles matches for either the WHC or IC Title, depending on which chase your part of obviously.

Championship Scramble: Pretty simple, it's a no DQ match (so no champs advantage) with the highest scorer in the match becoming Women's Champion.

Any questions feel free to ask.
 
#4 ·
There was legit nobody else left for WAR to face besides people in danger of not being booked anymore or else I would've had WAR vs different people.

Also figured you'd rather be in the IC Title hunt than in a match with Rocket Kidd but if you'd rather the latter than we can give your spot away...
 
#5 ·
I'll take the IC match for now. He would probably no show again anyway!

I'm in the process of recruiting a new tag team partner but none of that will be finalized in time for this week.
 
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#12 ·
Pretty sure they doing it as a joke. It'll prob be uncensored soon.
 
#11 ·
I like the idea of Championship Chase. Very creative. But how does the overness work? Does the sole winner get +1 or everyone who didn't lose? Does the loser get -1 or everyone who didn't win? So many questions!
 
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#16 · (Edited)
Kevin Cannon's Picks:

1. Seth Rollins
2. John Cena
3. Sheamus
4. Randy Orton
5. Cesaro
6. Rusev
7. Becky Lynch
8. Sasha Banks

Backups:

1. Kevin Owens
2. Neville

Promo:

Well as you all can imagine I am a little Pissed off this week! Rocket Kid left me high and dry last week and I took a beating from Vince Valentine and Supa Eagle. I will get my revenge on Rocket Kid another day because as it goes I'm in the IC Title picture again and as fate would have it Supa Eagle and Vince Valentine are both going to have to face me in a fair match this week. Now some of you idiots out there in the PWA Universe may be surprised to see me back in the IC Title picture so soon but the truth is I am not surprised at all and expected to be here. Also before I forget don't let me leave this out. That noob that loves to run his mouth Dawson's Creek is also in the match. Try and not to forget to make backup picks this week rook! In closing I do what is best for me and my family and what is best is becoming the next IC Champion because that means more money for my kids to have the things that they want. So that's pretty much all I have to say for now!
 
#17 · (Edited)
Pamela Rose Picks:

1. Seth Rollins
2. John Cena
3. Sheamus
4. Cesaro
5. Big Show
6. Sasha Banks

Backups:

1. King Barrett
2. Nikki Bella

Promo:

:bayley: So I finally get a title shot! Awesome! So what if I have to go through April, Ashley, Lexi, and my BFF Molly to get the title! I just destroyed April last week and the last time Molly and myself went toe to toe she beat me by an eyelash. I am more confident than ever heading into this match. It is time for a Divas Revolution in PWA and I am the perfect leader for that Revolution. Lets be honest Molly is more entertained with the idea of the idea of wanting children anyway, Ashley can't even remember to show up, April is too busy stalking people and being Crazy, and Lexi is still trying to figure out how to wash the glitter off of her hands. This is my time guys and I know the PWA Universe will be behind me 100 percent! Buckle up guys because its going to be one heck of a ride! #HugLife

 
#18 · (Edited)
Joey Spears picks
1. Seth Rollins
2. John Cena
3. Rusev
4. Cesaro
5. Sasha Banks
6. Dean Ambrose
7. Sheamus
8. Roman Reigns

Backups
1. Randy Orton
2. Neville

Promo

:rollins2 What the hell was that Joey? How the hell did we lose to W.a.R. again? We were so freaking close. I've had enough of those two. But you know what, we were the better team and the authority knows that and thats why we got a rematch at Heatwave. But we gotta focus on tonights match. Its time for us to go kick some ass. COME ON JOEY LETS GO!



:rollins2: I said lets go kick some ass Joe.



:rollins2: What the hell dude, you listening to me? HELLO IS ANYONE IN THERE?



:nikki: JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!



:rollins2: Damn he must have been taking this loss pretty hard. He hasn't said a damn thing all day.

:nikki: Come on Joey you have a match coming up. You are gonna have a chance to get back the World Heavyweight Championship.



:nikki: Wow I thought he would have responded to that.

:rollins: Hey I know how to snap him out of this. Molly why don't you show him your boo...

*Molly slaps Knucks in the face and the crowd starts laughing :rollins3*

:nikki: How many times do I have to tell you that I will never show you the girls?

:eek:wens2: What's going on guys?

:rollins2: It's Joey. He hasn't moved, blinked, or said anything for awhile now. He is taking that loss to those weak ass rasslers really hard.

:eek:wens2: I know how to fix that. He's just hungry. All he needs is a Snickers. Here Joey have a Snickers.



:rollins2 :nikki :eek:wens2: Better?

:reigns: Better.



:reigns: COME ON KNUCKLEHEAD. LETS GO OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS. LETS GO MAKE RANG, GATLING, AND MAXIMUS FEAR THE SPEARS AND YOU CAN ALLLL....


 
#19 ·
THA SUPA EAGLE'S SUPA PICKS

Bray Wyatt
Cesaro
Rusev
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
JOHN CENA
Sasha Banks
Neville

Backup:
King Barrett
Kevin Owens

Promo:
"Woud'ya look at this. Five wrestlahs, foah weeks, one winnah – me of coahse. Valentine Cahd, Kevin Cannon, Dawson Shoaht Cock an' that bitch ass KeRo; when ya get out o' this ya gonna be walkin' funny, an' that's NOT cause'a Leon Knuckles' bedroom preferences. Tha SUPA EAGLE... will be RUTHLESS... an' SHOW NO MERCY...."
 
#20 ·
Bea Valentine:

1) Roman Reigns
2) Kevin Owens
3) John Cena
4) Becky Lynch
5) Charlotte
6) Randy Orton

Back up
7) Dean Ambrose
8) Sasha Banks

Vince Valentine:

1) Charlotte
2) Dean Ambrose
3) Luke Harper
4) Sasha Banks
5) Randy Orton
6) Cesaro
7) Kevin Owens
8) Becky Lynch

Back up
9) Kevin Owens
10) Roman Reigns

Vince Promo:

Bea: Supa Eagle. Last week we annihilated Kevin Cannon. However it would not have been so easy were it not for Rocket Kidd being too intimidated by Vince to even show up to the match. However this week, Mr Eagle we are back to being enemies as there is only one person who deserves the Intercontinental Title and that is my new, far improved ........ Go annihilate, Vince.

Bea promo: (Before Bea's match) much like I did last week I will walk through my opponents and be one step closer to sitting at my rightful place on the championship throne as I am the true Queen of the PWA, and if anyone thinks otherwise then they can have words with my ........ He doesn't talk much.. Well at all really as I had that ability removed.. But his actions in the ring are worth ten thousand words.
 
#22 ·
Dawson Mort picks

Seth Rollins
Sheamus
Cesaro
Rusev
King Barrett
Neville
Sasha Banks
Roman Reigns

Backups
John Cena
Randy Orton

Promo: Vinnie Mac having a meeting with some of his clients . Suddenly his phone rings . Vince's face grows pail, and his urinary sac bursts, and he calls the meeting off . He climbs upstairs and asks his mother for diapers . Vinnie in diapers goes to toilet and returns after 30 min, and calls some forces . The news of Dawson Mort coming to his house didn't fit well for him.
He examines his preparations, as Hitler with Nazis, Mussolini, and Stalin are waiting there all with guns and tanks and nuclear bombs, and missiles . Superman and Batman are giving air shift and looking out for mort . ShanoMac leads an army of Mac children, ready with water guns, which certainly didn't have water . We cut a scene of Shaneomac giving guns to his father, who just fills them up naturally and gives it back . Suddenly , noise comes, and Batman is down like a fly . Dawson Mort with an F-5 on Shane O Mac . The army gets scared of him, and give Vinnie Mac showers of his own 'Water' gun, and Vince drinks some of it too . TBC...
 
#24 ·
Promo: Vinnie Mac having a meeting with some of his clients . Suddenly his phone rings . Vince's face grows pail, and his urinary sac bursts, and he calls the meeting off . He climbs upstairs and asks his mother for diapers . Vinnie in diapers goes to toilet and returns after 30 min, and calls some forces . The news of Dawson Mort coming to his house didn't fit well for him.
He examines his preparations, as Hitler with Nazis, Mussolini, and Stalin are waiting there all with guns and tanks and nuclear bombs, and missiles . Superman and Batman are giving air shift and looking out for mort . ShanoMac leads an army of Mac children, ready with water guns, which certainly didn't have water . We cut a scene of Shaneomac giving guns to his father, who just fills them up naturally and gives it back . Suddenly , noise comes, and Batman is down like a fly . Dawson Mort with an F-5 on Shane O Mac . The army gets scared of him, and give Vinnie Mac showers of his own 'Water' gun, and Vince drinks some of it too . TBC...
Welcome to Mindfuck Central.
 
#25 · (Edited)
Molly Spears picks
1. Seth Rollins
2. John Cena
3. Rusev
4. Cesaro
5. Becky Lynch
6. Dean Ambrose

Backups
1. Roman Reigns
2. Kevin Owens

Promo
Well it's about damn time. The Authority finally realized that I deserve a shot at the title. They finally realized who the real Queen of PWA really is. It's not our champion Ashley Amber. She is the worst champion I ever seen in my life. It's not Pamela Rose. Sorry girl I love ya but you still haven't defeated me one on one. We all know April isn't the Queen. We know I had her defeated but Zahra had to get involved in our match and ruin it. Lexi Hayes sure isn't a Queen. She got lucky once and won the Money in the Bank briefcase. We all know I am better than her, and I proved that when I defeated her and Allred in a tag match awhile back. And that just leaves one woman left. Me. Lady Spears. I have showed everyone the last month that I am the real queen, and I been doing that by getting win after win after win. Tonight I will take the Women's Championship and those bitches will Fear the Spears when I send them to Rack Attack City. BELIEVE THAT.

 
#27 ·
Jensen Carver

1. Seth Rollins
2. John Cena
3. Sheamus
4. Randy Orton
5. Cesaro
6. Rusev
7.Wyatt
8. Sasha Banks


1. Kevin Owens
2. Neville


Freja Erichsen

1. Seth Rollins
2. John Cena
3. Sheamus
4. Randy Orton
5. Cesaro
6.Sasha Banks

7. Wyatt
8. Sasha Banks
 
#28 ·


Sage Grimm Main
Cesaro
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins
Sheamus
Luke Harper
Sasha Banks
Charlotte
John Cena
Backups
Titus O’Neil
Darren Young

Sage Grimm Promo:

Tonight five men begin a chase that will last a number of weeks and ultimately lead to the main event of one PWA’s biggest PPVs of the year in Heatwave for a shot at greatness; Grimm points at the World Heavyweight Title on his shoulder. I’ll be honored to face a man who’d have gone through that kind of battle to earn the right to compete for the richest prize in PWA but….what that man and every other in the World Championship Chase need to understand is that when it’s all said and done, when every title and rivalry has been decided, and when the last piece of confetti falls down at Heatwave, there will be only one man standing at the top of the mountain and that man will be reigning, defending World Heavyweight Champion Sage Grimm. (Disclaimer - Unless my tag partner cashes in his MITB, that is :woo)

As for tonight, WAR do what we do best and that's beat the hell out of Dr. CP and Taurus.



Maya Marvel Main
Cesaro
Seth Rollins
Luke Harper
Sasha Banks
Charlotte
John Cena
Backups
Sheamus
Roman Reigns​
 
#30 · (Edited)

Dustin Dreamer's Picks:
1. Seth Rollins
2. Cesaro
3. Sheamus
4. Dean Ambrose
5. Big Show
6. Sasha Banks
7. John Cena
8. Rusev

Backups:
1. Charlotte
2. Roman Reigns

Promo:
Once again Grimm and I proved why we are the best damn wrestlers in the world last night by winning all 3 title matches we were in! Tonight we do more of the same when we beat the jabroni squad known as Taurus, formally known as Mircopenis and Dr. Cocksucker! It's time for those jabronis to know their role and shut their mouth! If ya smelllllllllllll what WAR is cookin!​
 
#32 ·
LK KNUCKLES

:rollins


Dank Squad is seen backstage. They seem to be in a rush.

Knuckles: CMON MAN HURRY UP WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!

Spears: ...

Knuckles: I wonder what this meeting is about.

Spears: ...

Dank Squad enters The Authority's office. Bangarang, Gatling, and Maximus are already present. They are seated at the round table with Mr. Authority himself.



Mr. Authority: Welcome. It is nice for you to finally join us.

Rang: You guys are late.

Gatling: Yeah! What were you guys doing? Getting high?

Spears grabs a chair.

Knuckles: YEAH SPEARS HIT HIM WITH A CHAIR SHOT!

Spears unfolds the chair and sits on it backwards LIKE A BOSS.

Knuckles: You're lucky Spears doesn't wanna fight right now!

Rang and Gatling stand up. Knuckles gets hyped, but Spears signals him to settle down.

Mr. Authority: I bet you are all wondering why I have called you here. Tonight, we will start the Championship Chase.

Knuckles: DAFUQ?

Spears gives Knuckles a look. Knuckles quiets down real quick.

Mr. Authority: The five of you will be in a match tonight. Whoever gets pinned or taps will be eliminated. Next week, the remaining four will have a match. The loser, again, gets eliminated. We will continue this until there is one man remaining, and he will be the number 1 contender!



All of a sudden, everyone gets on their feet. There is a stare down. There is silence, for what feels like an eternity. You can cut the tension with a butter knife. Max takes a step forward and extends his hand out. Mr. Authority shakes his hand.

Max: Thanks for the opportunity.

Max leaves the office. As soon as the door shuts, Knuckles goes off on Rang and Gatling.

Knuckles: I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP! JUST TRY ME! COME NEAR ME, I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Spears is holding Knuckles back, as they exit the office...

Spears: BUHLEE DAT.
 
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