SPEARS WEDDING AFTER PARTY
You've been hearing about it all week on social media. You heard about it all night during Thunder. The time has finally come. The wait has come to an end. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Spears wedding after party.
*crowd boos*
As you all know, Joey and Molly eloped and got married a few weeks ago. They wanted to celebrate their marriage with their friends, family, and the PWA Universe. That’s right people we have Joey and Molly’s closest friends and family here tonight. His good friends Snoop Dog and Wiz Khalifa are here. The cast of Entourage is in the building here tonight. Yeah that's right, these guys love The Dank Squad. Former PWA wrestler and Anarchy member CM Styles is in the crowd. We also have Mama and Papa Spears. Molly’s twin sister, Holly is here to celebrate her sister’s marriage.
*Knucks looks at Holly and gives her a wink.*
Hey baby girl. After this party, you and I should go back to my room and have our own party.
:brie1: Shut up bitch
*crowd starts to laugh at Knuckles and is now embarrassed :rollins3*
Anyway… We would have done this party a few weeks ago but The Dank Squad was preparing for their match with Bangarang and Grant Gatling. It’s a good thing we waited till tonight because we ended up kicking their asses for a 2nd PPV in a row and we will do the same thing next week inside the Elimination Chamber.
*crowd boos*
Before we get started with this party, we need the newlywed couple to come out here. So ladies and gentlemen give a round of applause for Mr. and Mrs. Joey Spears.
*Joey and Molly come out all dressed up and the PWA Universe is booing at them.*
:booklel: OHHHH MY GOODNESS!!! Molly Spears is looking great as always.
*Joey and Molly get in the ring and hug LK Knuckles. The crowd starts to chant WANK SQUAD at them.*
:lawler: Listen to this crowd guys. They are chanting DANK SQUAD! DANK SQUAD! DANK SQUAD!
:jbl: Nah you idiot, they are chanting Wank Squad. How dare they chant that? This crowd has no respect for the greatest tag team of all time. This crowd is ruining everything Mygall. This is the greatest day of Joey and Molly’s life and the crowd is ruining it for them.
Thanks man for throwing us this party for us. Thanks for gathering all of our friends and family here for our special day. You’re the real MVP. The only way thing that can ruin this party is having Dustin Dreamer and Sage Grimm here.
You don’t have to worry about that. I hired the best security that there is. I have the new Hardcore champion, Kevin Cannon as head of security. Cannon is up on the ramp to prevent W.a.R. from ruining this party.
By the way, what the hell does W.a.R. stand for anyway? Weak ass Rasslers?
I also have two personal friends of mine, M&N Security outside of this ring. They are here in case if anyone is dumb enough and decides to come through the crowd.
Now before we get this party started, I got a few surprises for you guys. My 1st surprise is that I got someone very special to show up here tonight. If it weren’t for this man, Joey Spears would not be in this ring right now. I have invited Joey Spears’ favorite wrestler here while he was growing up. Ladies and gentlemen, give a round of applause for the WWE Hall of Famer, The Iron Sheik.
:cole: OH MY!!!
Oh my god, it’s The Iron Sheik. I can’t believe The Iron Sheik is here.
:jbl: I can’t believe it either JR. The Iron Sheik is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. He is a former World Champion, World Tag Team Champion, and a Hall of Famer.
Sheiky baby, it’s an honor to meet you.
Sheik: IT’S MY PLEASURE TO MEET YA MR. SPEARS, AND CONGRAULTIONS TO YOU AND YOUR WIFE MOLLY. YOU ARE ONE LUCKY MAN. SHE IS ONE SEXY LADY. SHE GOT THEM BIG TIT….
Whoa whoa hey hey. This is a PG show Sheik.
It’s alright man. But seriously, thanks man for coming out here.
Sheik: NO PROBLEM BUBBA. YOU ARE THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF THIS GENERATION JUST LIKE I WAS BACK IN THE 80S. I WAS BETTER THAN THAT HOLLYWOOD BLONDE BITCH HULK HOGAN AND YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE DUSTIN DREAMER. NEXT WEEK INSIDE THAT CHAMBER MATCH, YOU GONNA TO BEAT THAT JABRONI DUSTIN DREAMER. YOU WILL BREAK HIS BACK AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE. YOU ARE GOING WIN BACK THAT INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE BECAUSE U ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD MR. SPEARS. AND AFTER THE DANK BOYS RETAIN THE TITLES, WE ARE GOING TO SMOKE THE MARIJUANA.
For sure Sheik, I'd love to smoke some dank with ya after our title match. But for now you should just go get yourself a beer because it looks like you could really need one right about now.
Damn thanks for inviting Sheik. That was very unexpected.
Hold on Joe. I got another surprise for you. It’s actually your wedding gift. Look up on the titantron.
IT’S A BRAND NEW CAR!!!
Wow man. I don’t know what to say. Thanks breh. You really shouldn’t have.
Hey you’re welcome man. I only buy the best gifts for my best friends. But before we go off the air and get this party started, I got one more surprise for you two. I made a tribute video of the two of you. Can you please play the video now?
*the titantron still show the car backstage*
I said, can you please play the video? Who the hell do you have working back there, Mary Jane and KeRo's baby?
*Sage Grimm walks in front of the car and the crowd starts to cheer*
HEY GET AWAY FROM MY CAR YOU SON OF A BITCH. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH IT.
:zayn4: Don’t worry man I won’t touch car. But he might.
*Dustin Dreamer shows up on the screen with a baseball bat*
:ambrose3: Whats up guys?
DREAMER! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY CAR.
:rollins3: HEY! HEY! HEY! CANNON! GET YOUR ASS BACK THERE AND STOP THIS NOW. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH DRUGS I HAD TO SELL TO BUY THAT CAR.
:ambrose3: Whoa calm down man. I’m not here to hit your car. Since Grimm and I were uninvited to your party, we thought we'd go play a little baseball. Problem is that we don’t have a car so I hope you don’t mind if I borrow yours.
*Dreamer pulls out his keys and tries to unlock the door.*
:ambrose3: Hmmm, I must have to wrong key.
*Dreamer takes his key and scratches the side of the car.*
:ambrose3: Oops. My bad.
SECURITY GET YOUR ASSES BACK THERE NOW! DREAMER DON’T YOU DARE PUT ANOTHER SCRATCH ON THAT CAR!
:jbl: Can we please get security back there now. This guy is destroying personal property. He should be arrested for this.
*Dreamer takes his bat and smashes all of the windows*
:ambrose3: Joey. Molly. I feel bad that I didn’t buy you guys a gift. But Grimm was nice enough to buy you two a present. Come on Grimm get over here.
*Grimm is inside a cement truck and pulls up right next to the car.*
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
:cole: I THINK IT’S A CEMENT TRUCK JR
:booklel: OHHHHHH MYYY GOODNESS!!! THEY GONNA FILL DAT CAR UP WIT CEMENT.
:jbl: OH MY GOD I DON’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN'T EVEN WATCH.
:lawler: OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY DID IT. THEY ARE FILLING THEIR NEW CAR UP WITH CEMENT.
:jbl: WHERE THE HELL IS SECURITY? SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THEM NOW. THESE TWO NEED TO BE ARRESTED AND NEED TO BE BANNED FROM PWA FOR LIFE.
DREAMER!!! GRIMM!!! YOU JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY.
:ambrose3: See you bitches next week inside the Elimination Chamber.
*The show goes off the air with crowd chanting WAR! WAR! WAR! Molly is in the middle of the ring crying and The Dank Squad is destroying the set inside the ring.*[/QUOTE]