You're fucken damn right, you've rustled my jimmies & I assume everyone else's!!! I tell you what, I'll pay your airfare over to Melbourne, it will only be a one way ticket though, because I will KILL you, you child molesting fuckwit!!!
WORLD SERIES TOURNAMENT WINNER
PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION (2x)
PWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION (6x - 1st EVER - MOST REIGNS)
PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPION (2x)/MONEY IN THE BANK WINNER (2014)
PWA PURE CHAMPION (2x)/PWA HARDCORE CHAMPION
GRAND SLAM TOURNAMENT WINNER (2013 & 2014)
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR (2013)/ WRESTLER OF THE YEAR (2014)
PWA WOMEN'S CHAMPION
PWA PRESTIGE CHAMPION (2x - 1st EVER)
QUEEN OF THE RING WINNER (2015)
WOMAN OF THE YEAR (2015)
Check out the pilot for my webshow WISHFUL THINKING. It is a show about a college student who fucks up his day and a Genie grants him the opportunity to do it all over again and he finds new and creative ways to fuck it up even more.