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Re: Shimmer's Melanie Cruise

Thank god Vince doesn't value female wrestling skills.
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-27-2011, 02:14 AM
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Re: Shimmer's Melanie Cruise

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Thank god Vince doesn't value female wrestling skills.
And if he did? Oh no. Valuable talent like Kelly Kelly, Maryse and Alicia Fox would be out of a job. Those would be absolute devastating losses to the company.

</sarcasm> (in case you haven't already noticed)

I would much rather look at people who can actually wrestle in a wrestling ring. But, that's just me. Girls on the indies will always outshine barbie dolls like Kelly (no pun intended).

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Re: Shimmer's Melanie Cruise

I absolutely agree with you, Saw, in that Vince should value talent more than he does. However, in an Entertainment company, looks play a huge part. It's unfortunate, but it is what it is.

Anyway, this chick is meh, IMO. I've seen better, but I've seen far worse.
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And if he did? Oh no. Valuable talent like Kelly Kelly, Maryse and Alicia Fox would be out of a job. Those would be absolute devastating losses to the company.

</sarcasm> (in case you haven't already noticed)

I would much rather look at people who can actually wrestle in a wrestling ring. But, that's just me. Girls on the indies will always outshine barbie dolls like Kelly (no pun intended).
Where was the pun?

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Where was the pun?

Thank you for biting my troll biscuit; I feel very powerful now.
Kelly's real name is Barbie, short for Barbara.

And you're welcome.

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Re: Shimmer's Melanie Cruise

She reminds me of Melissa Flash.
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Re: Shimmer's Melanie Cruise

She has a very odd body shape. As Dane Cook would say: "She is shapes".
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post #8 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-27-2011, 01:21 PM
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Re: Shimmer's Melanie Cruise

Nice rack... that's about it.

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Nice rack... that's about it.
I with that.
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Re: Shimmer's Melanie Cruise

looks good but she has a very disinterested looking face
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