Parks and Recreation Dept.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Small town Saskatchewan
Re: Mick Foley's daughter is hot
Her and some boy in a convertible, making out at, oh I don't know, where do kids make out at these days? Fuckmee Point or something like that.
Her: I don't know about this...
Him: What's wrong, baby? Don't wanna meet the ORIGINAL Hardcore Legend?
Her: Well, maybe, but.....hey, what's that?
Him: Yeah, what the hell is that?
*They look up a nearby tree and see some large form clamoring for position way up top, like a bear reaching for some honey or something*
Him: Is that....
Her: That's my....
And Mick comes sailing off the tree with a vintage Cactus Jack flying elbow.
And I'd totally do her.
"They will LIE to you, she said. They will try to DENOUNCE you, she said. They will try to STEAL your gift, and she was right. Sister Abigail always spoke the truth, and so do I. So when I tell you that I knew this day would come, I am NOT telling you a lie! And on this day, in this moment in time right now, this very second, I can truly say that I have the whole damn world in my hands!"
- Bray Wyatt - 02/14/17