Vince gives me a comedy gimmick
Join Date: Jul 2008
Halo 4-The NEW rage thread
Awhile back I posted a rage thread on Halo 4.
I swore never to buy this game.
And I didn't. Tonight my wife hands me something..she says "Merry early Christmas". It's Halo 4.
Ok. Open it up. and HERE WE GO:
THERE IS NO FUCKING MANUAL. NO INSTRUCTION MANUAL. Are you fucking kidding me? A $60 dollar game and NO manual. So like a fucking moron I figure disc 2 has the online gameplay. Pop it that in..
"PLEASE WAIT WHILE THE GAME INSTALLS". What the flying fuck? I didn't ASK THIS TO BE INSTALLED.
5 minutes later, meanwhile I'm so angry already I'm punching my own nutsack to bring myself back to earth, its done. "PLEASE INSERT DISC ONE".
Is this Playstation? Insert disc one.. "Please Wait for an update"
Jesus fucking christ. You know what. I'm sorry Jesus, Your name has no business here. Neither does God, Mohammad, Buddha and all other religious people who helped created this world. Your absence during the fucking design on this game was clearly absent and not requested so you are pardoned here.
Oh look. The front screen. "NEW MAPS ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD".
Go FUCK YOURSELF.
You want MORE MONEY. MORE MONEY. Less than 2 months in.
Infinity is matchmaking? Ok. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? An INTRO? Shut the fuck up you bitch.
This game.. Fuck...
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