[SP103]

Awhile back I posted a rage thread on Halo 4.

I swore never to buy this game.

And I didn't. Tonight my wife hands me something..she says "Merry early Christmas". It's Halo 4.

Fuck.

Ok. Open it up. and HERE WE GO:

THERE IS NO FUCKING MANUAL. NO INSTRUCTION MANUAL. Are you fucking kidding me? A $60 dollar game and NO manual. So like a fucking moron I figure disc 2 has the online gameplay. Pop it that in..

"PLEASE WAIT WHILE THE GAME INSTALLS". What the flying fuck? I didn't ASK THIS TO BE INSTALLED.

5 minutes later, meanwhile I'm so angry already I'm punching my own nutsack to bring myself back to earth, its done. "PLEASE INSERT DISC ONE".

Is this Playstation? Insert disc one.. "Please Wait for an update"
Jesus fucking christ. You know what. I'm sorry Jesus, Your name has no business here. Neither does God, Mohammad, Buddha and all other religious people who helped created this world. Your absence during the fucking design on this game was clearly absent and not requested so you are pardoned here.

Oh look. The front screen. "NEW MAPS ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD".

Go FUCK YOURSELF.

You want MORE MONEY. MORE MONEY. Less than 2 months in.

Infinity is matchmaking? Ok. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? An INTRO? Shut the fuck up you bitch.

This game.. Fuck...

[Awesome Bomb]

Due to either MS or 343 botching things up, the new map pack is free.

[SP103]

10 minutes in. This fucking game is going back to gamestop.

It looks like total garbage. Seriously the graphics are barely Halo 2. The maps? Did a dyselexic retard design them? There are random gaps everywhere, no originality (most look like Halo 3) and why is now POINT SCORING? POINTS? NO ITS KILLS TO WIN. KILLS.

Why would POINTS fucking matter? WHY? WHY? Points? Points for what? This isn't fucking basketball or football. ONE KILL=ONE KILL. Oh I shot a guy-3 points. Oh I shot another guy-Touchdown 7 Points.

No. Microsoft decided to extended this fuckball series after bungie bowed out. Clearly LJN took over (Now 343 Industries) and soon the Power Glove will be on sale as an accessory.

I said it earlier-search this forum that this Money sucking buffalo turd of a game would suck... And I was right.

[Sephiroth]

You know, I'd just be happy if my significant other were to really understand that video games make me happy and get me something game related (she bought me Super Mario Galaxy 2 one time () so why be an ungrateful little bitch about it? I bet she doesn't return any of the lame cheap shit she buys you.

[DubC]

I fear for her safety

[Karma101]

Originally Posted by Awesome Bomb

Due to either MS or 343 botching things up, the new map pack is free.

If you get it free then it is going to be taken awayfrom you on the 18th. MS fucked up and then they made a BS excuse that it was a gift from 343 and them, to have a free 1 week trial, pretty funny actually.

Anyway, this is a troll thread.

[Dice Darwin]

I don't even care about Halo. But I like this thread. More rage please.

[TheIllusiveMan]

Manuals? They've been dead for years! And it's also good that games update, I don't want a broken game all the time. At least the developer cares to actually fix their games.

[Striker]

Obvious troll thread.

All of things listed are standard in games now.

[Freeloader]

Graphics are fine, no manual is fine (lol needing a manual for Halo) but the 8 gig install for multi blows.