Location: highway jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Re: Far Cry 3 reviews are flooding in.
God I hate McLovin. Want to beat that douchebag with a brick.
I get a little annoyed I have to keep hearing the same fucking phone call between Dennis & Jason for the mission i'm on just because I decide to a path of the hunter or wanted dead before the main quest first.
I did the crop burning mission last night. Great shit. Pumped myself with a fireproof syringe and then an untouchable one and just caused absolute chaos. Each syringe only lasts, what, 20 seconds? but I brought a handful with me and then enough leaves to make a bunch more. Didn't even care what I was burning in the end, I just wanted to keep running around setting shit on fire while every gun a motherfucker would fire at me would do nothing. That Skrillex/Damian Marley song constantly playing in the background added to the whole feel of insanity and carnage. Reminded me of when I was 19 and I'd routinely get coked out of my brains and almost set myself on fire.
It sort of back-fired towards the end of the game for two reasons.
1 - I had no idea Ride of the Valkyries plays for the whirlybird bit.
2 - There's a bit where Hoyt plays a record and no music played. It was sorta like reading Garfield without Garfield, but moreso.
Just got my final radio tower sorted. Looked off into the distance and noticed a pack of 3 dogs creeping their way towards a group of 3 goats, thought i'd zoom in and watch for a bit. The dogs cornered the goats on a cliff edge, the goats panicked and split up, the 3 dogs then followed one of the goats up onto the top of a hill, perfect viewing for me. The dogs were chasing it around for a good minute before the goat got caught on a hang glider and couldn't move, one of the dogs approached before also getting stuck on the hang glider with the goat just out of reach. Eventually they both got free and the dogs finally caught their meal a little ways down the hill. Great stuff
So I finally took the plunge and bought this 3 days ago and I haven't been the same since. This game...oh my god. I haven't been this obsessed with a game in a long time. It's like fucking crack. I expected it to be good, but not this good. I've put probably 15 hours into it so far and barley even touched the story. I'm too busy hunting shit and stalking/stabbing people.
And as always, Robbaz has uploaded some videos of him doing commentary while playing Farcry 3 and as always they are fucking hilarious:
"Have you seen a tiger, by the way?"
Last edited by Walls Of The Jungle : 01-11-2013 at 05:05 PM.
Also, fuck those cunty birds. I don't remember their name off the top of my head but they sound like pigs and they are basically ostriches. Again, fuck those cunty birds. I've been killed by those things more than anything else. The first time a croc got me, I jumped a little bit. Bears are cunts too, takes 6 shotgun blasts point blank in the face to kill one.