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Re: Far Cry 3 reviews are flooding in.
Put a couple hours into this over the last few days. Random thoughts:
I kind of suck at this, but I kind of suck at every video game that isn't Donkey Kong, so w/e.
There is a shit load of animals in this fucker. I got the predator pack (or something) which gives you a black panther, a different kind of tiger, a red vulture and some other weird looking kangaroo thing. Haven't run across any of them yet, though.
Fuck goats. I hate those things. I've already lost count of the number of times a goat has either gotten me killed or left me two inches from being killer. I usually try to run after them and hack them with the machete so I don't have to use ammo killing them, but I always seem to end up running into a bunch of pirates or groups of other wildlife that'll fight back. Then I'll shoot one of them to make it quick and a pirate will hear it and hell will break loose. Again. Fuck goats.
Fuck tigers. I'm not a tiger expert, but I'm pretty sure if you shoot one 24 times in the face it should stop mauling you and die. Am I the only idiot that believes this to be true? Full clip, right in the face. Nothing.
All I've really done so far is fuck around and shoot things, but I'm enjoying it. Goats and tigers can go fuck themselves, but other than that I expect I'll have fun getting halfway through this before getting bored and never playing it again like I've done with pretty much every other game I've played in the last 15 years.