Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: On the Rocks with a Bitch and a Bottle
Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Discussion Thread
I started a new game as an Orc. I wanted to call him something humorous but I was guttered at the time and it made my temples hurt so I went with 'Bill' instead. Fuck it.
Focusing on two-handed right now. I mean, I'm only at level three so there hasn't been any time to focus on much else so far. I don't think I've ever played as an Orc in an Elder Scrolls game before, so maybe it's just because I'd only played as a Redguard in this game, but I feel like a fucking tank. As in, Tracey Smothers on the most LEGIT crack cocaine imaginable. "You think I'm fake? Get in here and I'll show you how fake I am, I'll tear your fuckin' eye out, bitch" levels of unfuckwithable. I like the idea of a six ton ugly fucker that wields a sword/hammer the size of a buffalo being able to rock the bow and arrow as well, so I'm using that a bit on the side. The finesse to go with the COKE STRENGTH, if you will. The first time I hit Berserker as a handful of piddly fuckers with daggers set upon me will be a glorious moment in the pitiful whiskey-soaked excuse for an existence of yours truly.