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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Discussion Thread
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Was outside Riften talking to this stable hand who I guess owed the Thieves Guild some money. I offered to pay it off for him being the Nord with a heart of gold I am, and he was talking about how he was given a fresh start on life etc. but then BLOOD DRAGON FROM ABOVE. He hovers right above the fucking stable and blows fire right down on me, my companion, and the stable hand. Bunch of Riften guards show up and we're all running around following the dragon as it flies back and forth over Riften. Finally it lands and I start bludgeoning it's face. Then I head back into Riften and talk to the Jarl and she's like "Hopefully we don't have a dragon attack here..." Uhmm, look outside the fucking window sometime? Fail Jarl is fail.
P.S I couldn't find the stable hand afterward, not sure if he got deaded or just got the hell out of there.
Also my male Nord companion wants to marry me. Considering it. We've been through a lot.
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Must have been a world of evil clowns that let it happen.
But now I recognize, that you were there and so was I.
Last edited by CamillePunk : 11-14-2011 at 03:37 PM.
Just as a heads up, if you get a message 'your blood boils in the sunlight' you're in the first stage of vampirism and need to go straight to Riverwood and use the tablet in the middle of the town to prevent it getting worse. Vampirism is horrible in this game, because everyone attacks you at any moment they get, and the spells you learn aren't worth it.