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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Cairo, Egypt
Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Discussion Thread
My eyes....they hurt....and I don't care...
For years I have been saying I won't bother playing this game and not because I didn't like it, I just felt like the game would take forever and I didn't have the time to play a game that would take me ages to finish.Back in 2011 I got Deus Ex Human Revolution instead of getting Skyrim and I must say I should have gotten BOTH at the same time.Whilst Human Revolution has an AMAZING plot and is an amazing game all around, Skyrim is just fucking different beyond words. I cannot BELIEVE I didn't get this game earlier.
Yeah that's right, I only recently got the game from a friend who literally FORCED me to take the game from him and he said he'd be mad if I didn't play it. Now I feel like hugging him for an eternity infact I should fucking pay him.I literally cannot stop playing! Jesus christ some of my buds keep calling for us to hang out and I tell them to fuck off because I'm playing Skyrim and my friend who gave me the game just laughs. I FUCKING TELL ME GIRLFRIEND TO EITHER COME OVER OR PISS OFF BECAUSE I WANT TO PLAY SKYRIM AND I RARELY GO OUTSIDE TO MEET HER ANYMORE. THIS GAME IS A CURSE AND MY EYES WILL SOON BLEED BECAUSE I PLAY FOR 13 hours straight THEN SLEEP TO WAKE UP AND PLAY AGAIN "whilst I'm fucking fasting since its Ramadan for muslims here" BUT HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON.
What. The. Fuck.
I deserve to be punched REAL hard for ignoring this game for years, somebody fucking punch me. DO IT.I knew this was going to happen and that I'd never stop playing but god damn it I'm glad this game isn't ending.Maybe this will end soon, maybe this is just a phase till I finish most of the important stuff in the game but what's for damn sure is that I'm enjoying this phase.I now look at everybody who played this game and didn't try to convince me to play it as an evil individual.
I'm done being a fanboy now.
"All you lords and ladies, still think that the only thing that matters is gold.
Well this (torturing people) makes me happier than all your gold ever could!
And that makes me happier than all her sapphires,
so go buy yourself a golden hand, and FUCK yourself with it!"
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