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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-06-2011, 02:00 PM Thread Starter
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Destructoid Reviews Saints Row 3's....Dildo Bat

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Despite these setbacks, the Saints Row: The Third Dildo Baseball Bat is still one of the most flexible and worthwhile investments a family could make. Thanks to its versatile application at work and home, the Dildo Bat is a brilliant investment that finally puts an end to the need to replace ordinary baseball bats and sex toys -- often considered one of the greatest causes of financial strain in the West.

In short, this is a highly recommended piece, and one that you should definitely pass up on. It should be available in Walmart, Target and Toys R Us in the near future, so keep a look out!

8.5! Must be a great dildo bat.

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Re: Destructoid Reviews Saints Row 3's....Dildo Bat

I'm sure they used it a few times, but not as a bat.
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Re: Destructoid Reviews Saints Row 3's....Dildo Bat

the sex toy is very big.I dont know who will take it will die
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Re: Destructoid Reviews Saints Row 3's....Dildo Bat

Would only give it a 6/10 personally.
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Cool first post for jewelsc.
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Re: Destructoid Reviews Saints Row 3's....Dildo Bat

My new favorite poster.

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