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Join Date: Sep 2008
Re: General Gaming Discussion
It sort of pretends to be more of a constant world than it is. You empty a checkpoint of enemies, then drive back through it four minutes later and it's full of 'em again. You reach the halfway point of the game, and it just transplants you to a new map to do the same missions again and again.
It's like a really boring chick who'll only ever do one position in bed, but she's really good at it, and really pretty. But then she keeps on wanting to do it again and again and again when you all you wanna do is take a nap. Or something.
EXTRA GRIPE: The rocket launcher/mortar guys are CUNTS WHO ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND, but will always be deathly accurate with every last shot. I hate all of UbiSoft for those guys, and for lots of other reasons.