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Little Poppa Pump
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** SPOILERS FOR 2/14 and 2/21 TAPINGS OF IMPACT **
Forgive me if these are already up, but I couldn't find them anywhere.
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Originally Posted by TNASYLUM
2/14 IMPACT Episode
* Hulk Hogan kicks off Impact with an in-ring segment where he puts over London fans and announces a number one contenders tournament for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.
* Matches in the tournament include: RVD vs. James Storm, Christopher Daniels vs. Magnus, Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe and Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode. Hogan will then announce the number one contender afterwards.
* Hogan then puts Sting over as the greatest wrestler of all time. Sting makes his way out and puts over the London fans as well. Sting says he will pick three wrestlers from the TNA roster to be his partners in a match against the Aces & Eights at Lockdown.
* Magnus defeated Christopher Daniels after an elbow drop off the top rope. Kazarian was ejected from ringside during the match. Magnus received a massive reaction from the crowd.
* Bobby Roode and Austin Aries argue before their match about who should lay down. The match ends in a double count-out when they are distracted by Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez.
* Kurt Angle wrestled Samoa Joe to a no contest. Wes Brisco and Garett Bischoff interfered in the match. Angle appeared to have his hamstring taped up.
* Tara, Gail Kim and Jessie defeated The Blossom Twins and Party Marty in a six-person tag team match. Gail pinned one of the Blossoms after an Eat Defeat. There was a spot in the match where Marty hurt himself on a suicide dive on Jessie but he's said to have recovered.
* Gail Kim asks for a Knockouts title match. Brooke gives her the match for next week's Impact. The match will be a four way elimination with Tessmacher, Gail Kim, Velvet Sky and Tara.
* James Storm defeated RVD after a Last Call following RVD missing a Van Terminator. Both men received a great reaction from the crowd.
* Hulk Hogan comes out to announce the number one contender but Aces & Eights circle the ring. Bully Ray comes out with chain in hand followed by Sting with a baseball bat. Aces & Eights retreat. Show ends.
2/21 IMPACT Episode
* Rockstar Spud defeated Robbie E in a quick match with a roll up. Rob Terry turned on Robbie E before the finish.
* Joseph Park, James Storm, Hernandez and Chavo Guerrero defeated Christopher Daniels, Kazarian, Bobby Roode and Austin Aries in an eight-man tag team match. Park pinned Kazarian after a big splash from the second rope. Park was very over with the crowd.
* RVD defeated Kenny King with a five star frog splash to retain the X Division title.
* Bully Ray, who was not a part of the tournament, is announced as the number one contender. So Bully Ray will face Jeff Hardy for the World Heavyweight Championship at Lockdown.
* Bully puts over the other guys in the tournament and said all he wanted was to earn Hulk Hogan's respect. Bully suggests the main event of Impact be a six-man tag team match with Sting, Hogan and Bully facing the Aces & Eights.
* Samoa Joe defeated Garett Bischoff by disqualification after Wes Brisco interfered and Angle made the save. Kurt Angle announces he will face Wes Brisco at Lockdown.
* Velvet Sky defeated Tara, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher in a four-way elimination match to win the Knockouts title. Brooke Hogan came out to watch the match and Jessie was ejected from ringside. Gail pinned Tara, then Velvet pinned Tessmacher and Gail.
* Main event ended up being a handicap match as Hulk Hogan never showed up during his entrance (likely to be added as a backstage attack on TV). Devon, DOC and Mr. Anderson defeated Bully Ray and Sting when DOC pinned Sting as Bully Ray was distracted by Aces members with Brooke.
* After the match, the Aces & Eights beat down on Sting as the babyfaces on the TNA roster come out to make the save. End of show. Dixie Carter thanks the fans for attending.
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