Dear TNA... or Impact Wrestling. Whatever the hell it is.
Over the last few years, I have greatly appreciated the unrelenting nature of one Christopher Daniels. He has amused me in the past with his outrageous shanadigans and with the current spotlight being reflected on him in large portions, I would happily request you put the belt on him at the 24/1 tapings.
Now I know everyone says "But he's too small to be world champion" or "He's too old and will be retiring soon" blah blah, fucking blah. Point is, the crazy bastard is the fucking top talent in TNA right now. Now, I enjoy Aries, Roode, AJ and in particular Bully Ray but Chris Daniels has been providing great matches and plenty of lols more the majority of 2012, and currently in 2013. From the Appletini gimmick, to the crazy sidekick played by Kazarian, everything has been beautifully done. I notice you noticing this by giving him a shot, now pop the cherry and whack the belt on him. I'll appreciate the decision to give him a shot, but will feel hard done by if he is walking out of there with just an appletini glass in his pocket.
Finally, if you are screwing us over, and have some bullshit angle where A&8's attack him in the opening segment or he puts his #1 contendership back on the line with James Storm, I will make it my mission to royally fuck up everything and anything TNA in my household. I will burn DVD's, piss on clothes, I will even take a long, liquid shit on my foot.
Do not fuck this up. At least give us a match with a clean ending.