I'm not trying to make you look incompetent at all, I was trying to help. I have a lot of experience running message forums. I wasn't trying to sound condescending. I like you Headliner, I think you're cool people. I think you're just too stressed out! I've been talking about you in the jobbers thread.
Well, if you were around longer, you'd know how incompetent the owners of this site are and the kind of restrictions put in place on what the admins have access in an ability to do.