Re: Want to become a smarky football/soccer fan
- Pick a team to follow then make sure you boo every little decision the referee makes against you. Even if it's the right decision. Call him a wanker and chant 'you don't know what you're doing'.
- When space opens up for one of your players, scream 'HIT IT!' and when it hits row Z of the stand, throw your hands up and shout 'what the fuck you shooting from there for???'
- When an opposition player stays down after a challenge chant 'dig a hole'. Then when it looks serious, make sure to applaud him getting stretchered off.
- Follow your team through thick and thin, and when an insanely rich Saudi Prince buys out another club with promises of international star signings, claim you supported them all along.
Voila, you're now a fully-trained modern football fan.
Last edited by Palahniuk : 09-12-2013 at 08:27 PM.