. Between the Kaepernick Curse and the Marlins-at-AT&T-Park Curse, and Hacktor Sanchez catching Tim Lincecum tonight (what the fuck
, Bochy?) and Ricky Nolasco's 4-0/.087 ERA in his four career starts in San Francisco, I might react to tonight's game like I did when I watched The Exorcist
at age five or six or whatever it was. Jeremy Affeldt needs to be put on timeout as well. Brandon Crawford is out of the lineup again with sprained fingers. Fuck odd-numbered years.
Cuteness abounds with
potentially closing for the Tigers.