Originally Posted by MrMister
Anyone think CRUSH could break Roger Maris's HR record?
I'm not biting, MrMister
, I'm not biting.
...Okay, I am. It's Barry Bonds's record, fool!
Today: GIANTS. Madison Bumgarner gave up two hits through seven innings of work. Sadly those two hits were solo home runs. Fucking Padres. And fucking Jesus Guzman.
I need a .gif of Bumgarner barking back. But he growls: "You wanna do this? You wanna go? LET'S GO!!" Bumgarner looked like he was going to break Guzman in half, which would have been cool.
But today the offense helped save the day: PENCE. ARIAS. MVPOSEY. BELT! (Clutch again!) BLANCO off the bench, suckas! JAKE DUNNING in his third relief appearance shutting the door on the Pads! ROMO. Striking that fool Guzman out on three pitches, beyotch. Great win, Giants!