I'm proud to have closed the last thread off in style.
Oh, by the way... FELLAINI
"Every man's heart one day beats its final beat, his lungs breath their final breath. And if what that man did in his life, makes the blood pulse through the body of others, and makes them believe deeper in something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalised by the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory, of those who honour him and make whatever the man did live forever."
A friend of mine from London told me it was a Liverpool Kiss isn't the Glasgow one a Glasgow smile?
He's an idiot. A Glasgow kiss is a headbutt, and the smile (as far as I know) comes from an urban legend about a gang of Chelsea fans who were known as the Chelsea Smilers. They would insert a credit card or similar thing into your mouth and then ram it in to split the skin at the sides where your top and bottom lips meet, leaving you with a Chelsea smile.
I think it's an urban legend anyway. Never knew anyone it happened to or even knew of someone it happened to.