Listen son, your raps aren't the tightest, they smell so bad you must have gingivitis. Of all the lightbulb you ain't the brightest but you clearly don't mind in the slightest.
That is a rap, it took about ten seconds and English isn't even my first language
Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner, currently on loan at Juventus, has been banned from representing Denmark for six months after being arrested for drink driving.
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Giuseppe Astuto, who manages the Juventus fan shop says that in the Turin store they have never sold a shirt with the player's name on the back.
"We have never sold a single jersey with the name Bendtner on the back."
Knew there was something in that Times report last week. Even the most credible papers now suggest he's going. It really does make sense for all parties as long as we reinvest. This is very in keeping with fergusons history, he does like to get value for players while he can - RVN, Stam, Beckham etc. especially if he feels they've peaked. The RVP signing made him expendable, and my guess is he sees Welbeck and Kagawa as the long term options. If he is sold to PSG and we come away with a Bale or Wilshere it's hard to see how we come off worse. My obvious fear is that we sell and don't reinvest effectively or even at all.