Location: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
re: January 2013 Transfer Window (Soon to be featuring Crazy Jim & Sexy Natalie)
The 23-year-old France international has agreed a five-and-a-half-year deal at St James' Park.
And Bordeaux forward Yoan Gouffran has revealed he is also set to join the Magpies on Wednesday.
He wrote on Twitter: (external) "Tomorrow I will be a new player of Newcastle and I am proud. Thanks to everyone."
They're just taking the piss now.
MAN DREAMS, GOD DECIDES
“They are the best fans in the league, when you play at Goodison there is a great atmosphere. When you play away it is amazing. Against West Brom, I couldn't hear their fans - only ours. It’s great."