Looks like your local team is the Gloucester Centurions. I'm assuming the standard isn't brilliant, so you should be able to get somebody to take a look at you. I'm also assuming you understand the rules, have two fully-functioning legs and an aptitude for catching prolate spheroids.
You can head onto the gridiron with such luminaries as: Levi 'Pain Train' Smith, Shaun 'MVP' Griffin and Karl 'Milhouse' Friston.
TOUCHDOWN! 10 points to O.J!