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**JOAL.com** · 01-23-2013, 05:04 PM

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HAZARD ALIVE

we will make a last stand at stamford bridge, cole with his rifle, Abra with his mafia, and Mata shall his fellow hobbits and even gandalf

joins a long line of other falsely accused chelsea heroes

Cookie Monster · 01-23-2013, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by I Curry I

And you clearly don't understand how the body reacts to being pushed or the term "assault"

Also, if the police are investigating this seriously then I have many things to report to them. I think I saw a 16 year old get hit in the eye by a snowball today.

the evidence will have washed away by now

**united_07** · 01-23-2013, 05:05 PM

damn, the Mail are saying Ashley Young is going to miss the next 6 weeks with medial knee ligament injury, so expect to see welbeck or kagawa playing on the wing more often

Chain Gang Soldier · 01-23-2013, 05:06 PM

RAFA GON' RAFA

**Tyler Durden** · 01-23-2013, 05:09 PM

Ok So I found out what happened. Maybe I am biased cause I love Hazard and CHelsea but A ball boy is in a position of responsibility to carry out his job without bias. If he is going to refuse to give the ball back just to spite the opposition, to waste time. Then he deserves to get stomped on his fucking head.

**JOAL.com** · 01-23-2013, 05:10 PM

hazard was just trying to protect the ball, he thought it was gonna be punctured under the kid's weight

DwayneAustin · 01-23-2013, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hollywood Hesk

Was going to say this, he will probably be on the next Celebrity big brother or whatever the next ITV train wreck is.

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Originally Posted by united_07

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Rafa Benitez finishes a lively press conference by saying that ball-boy incident is reflective of a fame-driven "Big Brother society"

Hesk=Rafa?

**Tyler Durden** · 01-23-2013, 05:14 PM

Fat fuck kid trying to fuck a ball

**united_07** · 01-23-2013, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Posterizer

Ok So I found out what happened. Maybe I am biased cause I love Hazard and CHelsea but A ball boy is in a position of responsibility to carry out his job without bias. If he is going to refuse to give the ball back just to spite the opposition, to waste time. Then he deserves to get stomped on his fucking head.

c'mon 'position of responsibility', usually the ball boys will either be part of the youth team, or at least normally fans of the club. I've seen it loads of times, for instance if a team is winning the ballboys are called in, or the ballboys only give towels to dry the ball to the home team for long throws. The kid would have been told, where possible waste time.

NoGimmicksNeeded · 01-23-2013, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Posterizer

Ok So I found out what happened. Maybe I am biased cause I love Hazard and CHelsea but A ball boy is in a position of responsibility to carry out his job without bias. If he is going to refuse to give the ball back just to spite the opposition, to waste time. Then he deserves to get stomped on his fucking head.

Maybe you're biased?

Ball boys waste time, constantly, in nearly every game. If the kid held up play and was left to it, it'd be about 10 seconds, and no-one would have batted an eyelid. Hazard bollocks'd that situation up completely, he's in a much bigger position of responsibility than the kid, and his job involves not kicking out at anyone on the pitch, hence why it's a red card offence.

Kid's clearly a little shit, but stomped on his head? Jesus wept.