[Issues_Sunshyne]

Webb was trending on Twitter and almost everrrryyy siiiingle post was "He's had a poor game, Ferguson should sub him," I swear, if there was any originality it would be dangerous.

I made a bad mistake following some Football Jokes twitter pages, they're all just Torres-can't-score jokes, JohnTerry-near-a-woman/NewChelseasigning-Wife-JohnTerry tweets and the people who make them must think they're the only people who have thought of the jokes.

Yesterday John Walters, who had a mare in his own right, was trending on Twitter and almost all of the tweets were the exact same "Walters has scored more goals in 2013 for Chelsea than Torres."

Funny though, I've seen people tweet back to these pages when something's shit and it goes like "@fred: bad joke, be original ; "@FOOTYJOKES: You're fat (12937 Retweets, 2393 favourites)) The level of the humour on those pages is shocking and I swear to God I'm ashamed to say I followed them in the first place.

[Anark]

By a lonely Old Trafford wall
I heard a young Scouse calling
Fergie, you have taken our pride away
For you stole the RVP
From the cunts at Man City
And now the 20th title is on its way

[BANKSY]

Looking at that table Cookie Monster posted shows what a good job Rafa is doing at Chelsea.

[JOAL.com]

Once in a while they put together some moderately amusing one

Some are dire as fuck though

[Expectnomercy316]

lol, @ Balotelli looking like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man!

[Richard Keys]

Originally Posted by BANKSY

Looking at that table Cookie Monster posted shows what a good job Rafa is doing at Chelsea.

What does that table represent? Can't get my head around it or why Villa are so high up it.

[BANKSY]

Points this season compared with last season. Newcastle

[Raging Eboue]

As an Arsenal fan I don't see how Koscielny deserved anything other than a red card, the way some people refuse to admit anything negative about their club is laughable

[Richard Keys]

Originally Posted by BANKSY

Points this season compared with last season. Newcastle

Ah, well I knew it wasn't a braveness scale.

Hold on how come West Ham are up by so many points? Maybe for the promoted teams it's based on their last season in the prem.

[BANKSY]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21006202

Arsenal 0-2 Man City: Official sends players to £62 fans

At the end of Manchester City's 0-2 victory at Arsenal one of the assistant referees advises City's players to acknowledge the travelling fans who paid £62 for their ticket.

Some City fans stayed away in protest at the price of tickets and the club are reported to have returned 900 of their 3,000 allocation.

A BBC Sport study last year revealed that Arsenal had the most expensive ticket prices in the Premier League, with the priciest costing £126.

GOAT