Originally Posted by TheIllusiveMan
He is a living comedy show. He does come out with some crackers.
True, he does serve a purpose. Here's a few of his mishaps from 2012, taken from a collection of football gaffes in a paper a week ago:
"Six yards out and Wheater headers it over"
"When Everton knock it long, they don't knock it long"
"Reading won't have the confidence to be confident"
"After Chelsea scored, Bolton epitulated"
"He done great to get where he got"
"Scoring goals is the hardest thing in football but doing it in a struggling team is double harder"
"Football's all about yesterday, it's all about now"
"They're not that very good, Napoli"
"If you're chopping and changing the team you don't get that word I can't pronounce beginning with 'C'"
"To fix the rut they'll need to take two steps backwards, to take one step forward"
"There's only one person gets you sacked and that's the fans"
"As the saying goes, 'you don't fix something if it isn't broken'"
"You can't bite your nose off to spite your face"
"Swansea's right back, Rangel Angel, will be putting the crosses in"
"Arsenal are in tough competition for fourth with the likes of Spurs, Everton and Arsenal"