Originally Posted by BLACKANDRE
I don't think that there would be much moaning like that during a league away game, but Norwich cup games tend to attract the 'daytrippers' (remember what I was saying about Villa in the league cup?) who don't usually attend games. I don't understand why people are so
to sit anyway, are people so lazy that they can't stand for two 45 minute halves? Fair enough if you're disabled, although they're usually sat at the front.
Yeah I recall your comments vis a vis the Villa game. Some people appeared genuinly dumb-founded at the notion of standing which tickled me. There was also your generalised 'if you don't go to the pub and stand you aren't a genuine fan' comment from the people trying to put down those who stand as overly elitist. Jesus wept.
You can't beat a good bit of banter with people in a ground. Have you ever seen a salad/seen your cock have you fuck being a common yet still favourite of mine when addressing a fat supporter/steward. Remember a lad I know who supports Colchester (restrain yourself Andre!) discussing one of their away trips and the annoying moment when one home fan goads and taunts you when you're losing. She was quite fat which lead to an array of pisstaking songs at her expense:
"Did you pay for both those seats"
"Cunt like a bucket. She's got a cunt like a bucket!"
"Hippo, what's the score? Hippo Hippo what's the score?"
"Have you ever seen your fanny have you fuck?"
"Going for a burger. You're only going for a burger"
"We'll see you at the zoo!"
*when she moved to another section to escape the songs: "We were only taking the piss, we were only taking the piss!"