[THE DARK ANDRE]

Bit late, but yeah:

The F.A cup was well and truly alive at London Road on Saturday. 5,000 plus Norwich supporters took over the Moy's end and half of the main stand. One of the best Y'army performances I've seen in years, renditions of "Simon Lappin King of Spain" (possibly for the final time ), "Russell Martin the Norfolk Cafu" (first time playing his old club whose fan's booed him) and "stand up if you hate the scum" (after every time the man on the p.a told those in the main stand to sit down!) were particularly enjoyable. Seeing Leon Mckennzie appear on the pitch at half time after all of his recent problems was also a great moment, he was welcomed with a rousing rendition of "Mckenzie, woahoah, he scored against the scum, he scored another one". I'm pleased to report that 'sloop John b' wasn't overused at all. One fan in the moy's end terrace decided to get naked for some bizzare reason, after getting kicked out by a steward the whole terrace of pissed up Norwich fans relentlessly chanted "You're just a man in a jacket" at the jobsworth, on and off for twenty minutes. Poor bloke.

To carry on the slandering of half and half scarves, some rat faced pleb was selling them before and after the game outside the main stand. The twat only decided to stand where stampedes of Norwich fans were trying to walk through. Fuck I laughed as he dropped his shitty merch everywhere. People that buy that stuff are scum, end of.

As for the actual game, it's easy to see why Posh are struggling so much. We fielded eight reserve players but still dominated the match (65% possession) and easily won the game 3-0. Our rookie keeper Declan Rudd had bugger all to to do, which is a worrying sign for Posh because if I was a striker I would be very confident about facing him. He had had so little to do that he even fucked up when coming for routine long balls. Get off your fucking line! The highlight of the match was Fox's sublime ball onto Jackson's chest for our second goal, it was a real thing of beauty. I understand that Hughton is trying to make us more solid this year, but we could really do with David's passing ability's in midfield, he was a big part of our success last season. Robert Snodgrass continues to look a steal at £3 million.

Also at those Luton fans complaining about cheap prices. So many fans have complained (and rightfully so) about McNasty pumping up the prices at Carra this season, yet these ungrateful cunts go and justify his decision making process.

Originally Posted by Seabs

Seriously? That'd surprise me then.

A net spend of £75 million since promotion:

http://www.transferleague.co.uk/prem...transfers.html

Originally Posted by The Arseache Kid

"Oh fuck that's that Suarez, he's good him. Balls to it I'll just elbow him and claim he dived."

LoLeon Barnett. I can't believe that he's still on our books, although I must say that he looked good on Saturday, the Championship is clearly his level.

[ROUSEY]

Big fish in a back yard pond.

You don't have to try because you can't.

[The Arseache Kid]

Originally Posted by ROUSEY

Big fish in a back yard pond.

You don't have to try because you can't.

"Bitterness, Bitterness,
The only thing The Blues possess..."

[WOOLCOCK]

Originally Posted by BLACKANDRE

Bit late, but yeah:

The F.A cup was well and truly alive at London Road on Saturday. 5,000 plus Norwich supporters took over the Moy's end and half of the main stand. One of the best Y'army performances I've seen in years, renditions of "Simon Lappin King of Spain" (possibly for the final time ), "Russell Martin the Norfolk Cafu" (first time playing his old club whose fan's booed him) and "stand up if you hate the scum" (after every time the man on the p.a told those in the main stand to sit down!) were particularly enjoyable. Seeing Leon Mckennzie appear on the pitch at half time after all of his recent problems was also a great moment, he was welcomed with a rousing rendition of "Mckenzie, woahoah, he scored against the scum, he scored another one". I'm pleased to report that 'sloop John b' wasn't overused at all. One fan in the moy's end terrace decided to get naked for some bizzare reason, after getting kicked out by a steward the whole terrace of pissed up Norwich fans relentlessly chanted "You're just a man in a jacket" at the jobsworth, on and off for twenty minutes. Poor bloke.

Saw there was a bit of discussion on one of your forums before. People unhappy that so many stood in the seats with the option of a terrace. I'm not sure why those who preferred to sit didn't just try and go near the front, that way they could sit and everyone else behind them could do as they wished. Some bloke was talking about installing CCTV and giving refunds to anyone who had someone standing in front of them . I'd love to be the soft arse who gets that job, having to assess whether the person is actually wanting to stand or would prefer to sit and awarding a sum based on his findings. How do some of these missing chromosomes actually navigate the internet?

Originally Posted by BLACKANDRE

To carry on the slandering of half and half scarves, some rat faced pleb was selling them before and after the game outside the main stand. The twat only decided to stand where stampedes of Norwich fans were trying to walk through. Fuck I laughed as he dropped his shitty merch everywhere. People that buy that stuff are scum, end of.

I've said my peace on the half and half scarves but again I'm in complete agreement. They're cheesy, horribly plastic and just appeal to those annoying buggers who go there 'expecting a jolly good show'. Anyone who buys one during a derby match should be sterilised.

Think my favourite chant directed to stewards goes something along the lines of:

"You are a steward, a jobsworth steward
You're only happy, when we sit down
You wear a bright top, You look a right cock,
You'll never take my standing away!"

[ROUSEY]

Fellaini hits the post and Jelavic slots the rebound.

1-0

Originally Posted by The Arseache Kid

"Bitterness, Bitterness,
The only thing The Blues possess..."

Ah the bitterness card, now tell me, what could I bitter of?

Are you above us in the league? Nope.

Are you doing better in the F.A Cup than us? Nope.

Do you have a better squad than us? Nope.

Go on, I can't wait to hear what I am possibly bitter of

[ROUSEY]

Leighton Baines makes it 2-0 from the penalty spot.

[The Arseache Kid]

Originally Posted by ROUSEY

Fellaini hits the post and Jelavic slots the rebound.

1-0



Ah the bitterness card, now tell me, what could I bitter of?

Are you above us in the league? Nope.

Are you doing better in the F.A Cup than us? Nope.

Do you have a better squad than us? Nope.

Go on, I can't wait to hear what I am possibly bitter of

Well the last trophy you won was 17 years ago. Since then we've won (off the top of my head) the European Cup once, the UEFA Cup once, the FA Cup twice and the League Cup thrice. Not to mention the odd Charity Shield or Super Cup with plenty of other finals thrown in. That might take it's toll over those seventeen years. Especially during those toying with relegation years.

But tell me does what you say mean that when we were above you and just frankly doing much better than you in pretty much every competition that you were bitter?

"...I thank the Lord that I've been blessed,
With none of that Blue Shite bitterness."

P.S. We're doing better than you in Europe and technically (for about the next 75 minutes) better in the FA Cup too.

[ROUSEY]

Fucking hell, if I was going to be bitter over trophies I may as well be bitter against the likes of Spurs who have won a whole one COC lately, or may as well get bitter against United, City and Chelsea, you know, teams that keep winning trophies season in and season out

Scraping through a terrible group and then cheating to beat the MIGHTY Mansfield, I'll take our current position over whatever you're attempting to put forward here.

If you think I'm in anyway shape or form bitter over fucking Liverpool then you're even more deluded than I could have possibly thought Comedy

[THE DARK ANDRE]

Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK

Saw there was a bit of discussion on one of your forums before. People unhappy that so many stood in the seats with the option of a terrace. I'm not sure why those who preferred to sit didn't just try and go near the front, that way they could sit and everyone else behind them could do as they wished. Some bloke was talking about installing CCTV and giving refunds to anyone who had someone standing in front of them . I'd love to be the soft arse who gets that job, having to assess whether the person is actually wanting to stand or would prefer to sit and awarding a sum based on his findings. How do some of these missing chromosomes actually navigate the internet?

I don't think that there would be much moaning like that during a league away game, but Norwich cup games tend to attract the 'daytrippers' (remember what I was saying about Villa in the league cup?) who don't usually attend games. I don't understand why people are so to sit anyway, are people so lazy that they can't stand for two 45 minute halves? Fair enough if you're disabled, although they're usually sat at the front.

Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK

I've said my peace on the half and half scarves but again I'm in complete agreement. They're cheesy, horribly plastic and just appeal to those annoying buggers who go there 'expecting a jolly good show'. Anyone who buys one during a derby match should be sterilised.

Think my favourite chant directed to stewards goes something along the lines of:

"You are a steward, a jobsworth steward
You're only happy, when we sit down
You wear a bright top, You look a right cock,
You'll never take my standing away!"

I think the half and half scarves mentally ties in with the 'daytripper' crowd mentality. A shitty product is only marketable when a shitty section of support rears its ugly head. No wonder those abominations are always present during Norwich cup games. Love the chant

[WWE_TNA]

Originally Posted by ROUSEY

Fucking hell, if I was going to be bitter over trophies I may as well be bitter against the likes of Spurs who have won a whole one COC lately, or may as well get bitter against United, City and Chelsea, you know, teams that keep winning trophies season in and season out

Scraping through a terrible group and then cheating to beat the MIGHTY Mansfield, I'll take our current position over whatever you're attempting to put forward here.

If you think I'm in anyway shape or form bitter over fucking Liverpool then you're even more deluded than I could have possibly thought Comedy

No chance of bitterness towards arsenal then