[Chain Gang Soldier]

Originally Posted by sXe_Maverick

Says a lot for Liverpool when Suarez has to cheat to beat non-league opposition.

Suarez is a dick but 90% of players/teams no matter what division they are in would have taken it as well. End of the day it's down to the Ref and linesman to spot it and how they missed it to begin with is beyond me.

Originally Posted by ROUSEY

I am not willing to comment on whether or not I wear pink jeans to a football game or pink jeans at all for that matter at this moment in time.

Thank you.

I'll just take that as a yes then. M'Kay

[Destiny]

Real men wear pink.

[WOOLCOCK]

Forget Aston Villa, anyone with the cajones to wear that in public must certainly be a BRAVE person.

[Anark]

Everton away kits: available at a Cyberdog store near you.

[JOAL.com]

absolutely hate these highlighter colours

remember when barca started making them

so unnatural, and absolutely popular with the bandwagoners too

[WOOLCOCK]

Most embarassing thing I've ever seen at a Football game was a 40 year old bloke on Sir Matt Busby Way in a red cape, plastic horns on his head & a toy pitchfork. He'd come as....a Red Devil.

Ned Flanders made a more convincing devil for christ sakes. I dread to think what would have happened to him if he'd have stopped off in one of the less populated pubs around the ground for a swift pint pre-match.

[ashes11]

Yesterday was a hard day without Super Sunday on Sky Sports, never really enjoyed FA Cup weekends really.

[Vader]

Don't want to know what the 40 year old fans of Young Boys are dressing up as at games...

[Seabs]

Those quotes are amazing.

Best ones:
"Sometimes you want Obertan to open his legs and do something a bit exciting" - ALAN PARDEW
"Not to win is guttering" - MARK NOBLE
"In the paper this morning: "Police closing in on Holloway". Sorry it's 'Palace closing in on Holloway - ALAN BRAZIL
"That's put a strain on his left-hand knee" - JOHN SCALES
"Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to do his business in the middle of the park" - JASON McATEER
"That's exactly how you head a ball... you use your head" - RAY WILKINS
"If you closed your eyes, you couldn't tell the difference between the two sides" - PHIL BROWN
"Look at that roar" - NIALL QUINN
"West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment" - RAY WILKINS
"Ferdinand has been laid out by Kolarov's unfortunate followthrough" - JON CHAMPION
"I think one of these teams could win this" - ANDY TOWNSEND, BEFORE UEFA SUPER CUP FINAL
"Michael Owen will get double figures this season - or at least 10, possibly more" - GARTH CROOKS
"Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell" - RAY HUDSON
"Mario Balotelli is like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Me, I'm between" - JOE ROYLE
"He could have done one of three things. He didn't do either" - GORDON STRACHAN
"It's now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton" - IAIN DOWIE
"Sheffield Wednesday are third in the table. You couldn't be any higher" - IAN ABRAHAMS
"There was nothing wrong with his timing, he was just a bit late" - MARK BRIGHT
"When you're there, it's one of those 'I was there' moments" - TONY GALE
"He's the player who can unlock the key" - STUART ROBSON
"Mistakes will be made, make no mistake" - GARTH CROOKS
"Most goals are scored between the posts" - JAMIE REDKNAPP
"There's always been a fierce rivalry between Spurs and Tottenham" - DAVID PLEAT
"Didier Drogba's just a big loveable lump. Graham Norton seemed to get inside him last night" - CLIVE TYLDESLEY
"Ji-Sung Park is probably not as young as he was when he arrived at Old Trafford all those years ago" - RAY HOUGHTON
"It's pouring down and the ref is enjoying his moment in the sun" - ADRIAN CHILES
"Hopefully Andy Carroll has only tweeted his hamstring" - SAM ALLARDYCE
"Bobby Robson is Bobby Robson and will always be Bobby Robson" - FREDDY SHEPHERD
“Newcastle are absolutely besotted by injuries" - MARK LAWRENSON
"And now over to Barnet for another flash from Jacqui Oatley" - IAN ROBERTSON
"Bolton have won just three of their last two games" - IAN ABRAHAMS
"In the first half, I didn't see the second half coming, that's for sure" - MICK McCARTHY



Edit: oh god at how long my list ended up. So much fun on one page.

[JOAL.com]

those half and half scarfs are possibly one of the dumbest things i ever saw