[WOOLCOCK]

It takes a special man to look more of a prick than Suarez in any picture, but this melon somehow pulls it off.

Jester hat, face paint, replica kit, half & half scarf (do not get me started on people who buy these) and a VUVUZELA/air horn. He should be sectioned under the Mental Health Act for leaving the house in that condition. If you're a kid its acceptable, anyone over the age of 15 and I have to start questioning their mentality.

[Vader]

Originally Posted by WWE_TNA

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...s-best-1511680

I know it's the mirror but it's a pretty funny article has some quality quotes. A taster "West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment" - RAY WILKINS

There's some amazing ones in there. I'll list a few off. The Mandaric one might be my favourite;

"I've been consistent in patches this season" - THEO WALCOTT
"The game is not over until it is" - DWIGHT YORKE
"With Harry, two plus two always makes five, not three" - MILAN MANDARIC
"That's exactly how you head a ball... you use your head" - RAY WILKINS
"Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea" - ALAN BRAZIL
"Mario Balotelli is like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Me, I'm between" - JOE ROYLE
"It's now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton" - IAIN DOWIE
"Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day" - CLIVE TYLDESLEY

[BANKSY]

I'm glad I don't have to face Coloccini, because I don't think I would touch many balls" - DEMBA BA

[ROUSEY]

Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK

It takes a special man to look more of a prick than Suarez in any picture, but this melon somehow pulls it off.

Jester hat, face paint, replica kit, half & half scarf (do not get me started on people who buy these) and a VUVUZELA/air horn. He should be sectioned under the Mental Health Act for leaving the house in that condition. If you're a kid its acceptable, anyone over the age of 15 and I have to start questioning their mentality.

Typical bellend supporter from the biggest gang of bellends in the land.

[WOOLCOCK]

That link truly is marvellous:

"I saw Real Madrid the other week, against Gaddafi" - Alan Brazil
"Chelsea are all in blue, with their white socks" - Sam Matterface
"That was a great finish, but you could say it wasn't a great finish because it didn't go in" - Chris Waddle
“There was nothing wrong with his timing - he was just a bit late" - Mark Bright
"That kind of natural understanding doesn't develop naturally" - Kenny Cunningham
"Ji-Sung Park is probably not as young as he was when he arrived at Old Trafford all those years ago" - Ray Houghton
"Where do you sit on young players, Martin Keown?" - Jonathan Pearce
"Southampton have always been at the top, apart from the seasons when they weren't" - Ray Parlour
"Fulham haven't had a shot on target, which is probably why they aren't in the goals" - Tony Cottee
"I think one of these teams could win this" - Andy Townsend

[Silent Alarm]

Mickey Quinn and Paul Merson, two of the stupidest bastards going yet they're paid to comment on football.

[Bullseye]

Says a lot for Liverpool when Suarez has to cheat to beat non-league opposition.

[ROUSEY]

Originally Posted by Chain Gang solider

Pretty sure thats Mozza in the Pink Jeans

I am not willing to comment on whether or not I wear pink jeans to a football game or pink jeans at all for that matter at this moment in time.

Thank you.

[Destiny]

Originally Posted by sXe_Maverick

Says a lot for Liverpool when Suarez has to cheat to beat non-league opposition.

We didn't cheat, the officials did.

[Hank Scorpio]

Not our fault the officials are so incompetent